Author: (staring blankly at the television screen biting her lip in concentration while playing a video game)

Raye: um… whatcha doin' Author-chan.

Author: playing "Fable"

Raye: but… Um… you don't like videogames…

Bunny: I got her hooked (grins evilly)

Author: cause she's mean! and I'm going to kill her after I kill this stupid dirt monster DIE YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!! (video game makes noise and skull appears on screen) NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! HOW DARE YOU KILL ME YOU EVIL MOTHER FUCKER!!!!

Bunny: you got killed by the dirt monster? That's so easy.

Author: (turns around pointing and glaring) you don't say a word. I haven't played a videogame in five years! And YOU got me hooked so there. You suck.

Setsuna: um… are you going to introduce the chapter.

Author: (turning back to her game) make Bunny do it.

Bunny: Ookay. This is the 33rd chapter of Violence, Booze, and too much Family. It was really hard for Marie to come up with this chapter as her brain is focused on video games.

Raye: but I'm making her cause she hasn't updated in so long.

Setsuna: so blame them if it sucks.

Setsuna

The teenage boy in front of them smiled coldly. "Nice to see you again Sets'."

Setsuna had a deadpanned expression on her face. "YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME YOU IDIOT! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??" she yelled, glaring angrily at the boy.

"What? Me kill the invincible, all power Setsuna Hellsing? I thought you were better than me in every way." he said sarcastically.

"Oh god. You are not still angry at me. That was five demon years ago! Get over it!" she said, voice full of scorn.

"Get over it? GET OVER IT?? You humiliated me! You broke my heart and then humiliated me!"

"I was twelve! I didn't know what I was doing! I was self-obsessed and immature."

Dartagnan crossed his arms. "It doesn't matter. You hurt me and now I'm going to hurt you."

In the cave

The mountain that once was a roller coaster was now nothing but rubble. A large rock flew up from a pile, being launched in the air by a disk made of energy. Smaller rocks and bits of the roller coaster began to fly off, a red energy surrounding them. The seven Hellsing's stood, scratches and bruises littering their bodies.

"Whoa. What a rush." Raye said, standing up. She almost fell back, but was caught by Kurama.

"Oh… make the world stop spinning." her mouth was turned in a lopsided grin.

"That's not the world Raye-chan. That's your head. I think you might have lost a few brain cells. What were you thinking?" Bunny demanded.

"I got us out didn't I?" Raye said, leaning against Kurama.

"And you sent us a flair to find you. Although I would have expected this to be more Bunny's style than yours!" a voice behind them said.

They twirled to see a ten year old boy with a lopsided grin. He had blonde hair and blue eyes. He was wearing a white shirt and black pants with a black vest.

The girl beside him was nine and had red hair and brown eyes. She wore jeans and a red t-shirt. She had her arms crossed and was frowning.

"Bui! You're so mean!" Raye said.

"I am not, I was telling the truth." the brother named Bui said. "Ruri and I were looking for you, and as soon as we saw a building blow up we knew where you were."

Raye stuck her tongue out at him, still hanging on to Kurama.

"We better find the others." Rosa said.

"Yeah, who knows what kind of trouble Setsuna got herself into if the 'rents sent the whole family here after us."

"How do you know Setsuna's in trouble?" Mimi asked.

Bunny gave her a look "Duh. It's always Setsuna's fault."

At the Arena

"Now what we are going to do is that you guys are going to get in a line and stay there. Or you can try and rush me and I'll blow this girl's head off. Okay?"

"What happened to 'I'm a generally nice guy'? Blowing a nice chick's head off ain't nice!" Pheo pointed out.

"Yes well, it's a dog eat dog world. Now get in a line!" he commanded. No one made a move. "Get in a line!!" he yelled, all the shadows in the area came at his call and chained the group together, putting them in a perfect line.

"Now. Let's go take you to the boss-man."

In the Haunted house

The group continued on as their surroundings got stranger and stranger. By this time the whole floor was sand and thunder filled the air every few minuets. Planets appeared to get closer, and at times it looked like one would crash down on them.

All of the sudden the four witch lights began to flicker. "What the hell?" Jamina demanded. It was then the lights lost control. They started bouncing off the walls, and chasing each other. They came together to make a black ball of energy. The ball grew inside and flew straight at Juan. He ducked, swearing in Spanish.

"I can't control the power! Run!" Jamina yelled.

They took off running down the tunnel. "What the hell's going on?" Shorty demanded.

"Juan's afraid of magic." Jamina explained. "But right now, that doesn't matter, what does is getting out of it's way!"

"There's the control room!" pointed Umi. They all sped up, but it was getting harder to move. It almost felt like they were floating.

"The gravity is going down!" Luna said.

"HURRY!" Pooky yelled.

Jamina reached the door and threw it open. They tumbled into the room and as the last person fell in the door closed, right before the witch light reached them.

They lie on the floor panting for a moment, trying to collect themselves.

"So, you made it. Congratulations."

Author: note time!

1) When Setsuna says she was 12 when she dated Dartagnan she means 12 in demon years. In human years she was around… late 600's… something like that… I have a sheet somewhere that has all the calculations but I'm too lazy to find it. Oh and when I say demon years I don't actually mean demon years. The Hellsings have their own age… thingy… cause their father is part demon and their mother is from the Lunar race… eventually I'll write a fic about that. Eventually.

2) Bui and Ruri are Raye's characters

3) It is always Setsuna's fault