Disclaimer: No own Naruto T.T

A/N: o.O Woah. Sasuke is way OOC...but don't worry! But it's all part of the plan! -Looks around evily-

Thanks to Yuuhi-Kurenai for the ideas for the names!

They were just looking into each other's eyes. And then, Sakura raised her hand and gave him a big, hard, and painful slap. Tsuande, Naruto, and Sasuke stared in shock at her. "What's so surprising?" she asked bitterly. Sasuke stayed rooted to the spot with his hand on his burning cheek.

"S-S-Sakura," he stuttered.

"Don't S-S-Sakura me! You dump me on that stupid bench and then just happen to come back two years later? All those times I cared for you, stayed by your side, and then on that night I poured my heart out to you. But what do I get? 'You really are annoying!' I don't need you Uchiha! And I don't ever want to see you again!" With that, she stormed out of the room.

"Look on the bright side Sasuke," Naruto said, "she didn't hit you as hard as she hits me."

"I - I - Naruto! I thought you said she waited for me," Sasuke practically whimpered...very pitifully.

Naruto stared in horror at what he deemed to be a worthy rival. He lifted a hand awkwardly to pat Sasuke's back. "Err...it'll be okay?" Sasuke looked at Naruto with a look like a little kid would give if they had scalped their knee. His bottom lip started trembling and then, he broke down.

And there they thought that Sasuke had changed for the better.

Tsunade then kicked the two of them out of her office because Sasuke was being too loud so they went off into the village to walk around. Unfortunately for them, this was a bad idea. Sasuke's old fangirls had caught wind of Sasuke being back. And then they spotted him.

"SASUKE-KUN!"

Which sent Naruto and Sasuke running for their lives. Good thing for the two of them, they escaped those lunatic girls and went to rest on a bench somewhere. But then, all of a sudden they heard, "Sasuke-kun!" Sasuke got ready to bolt but Naruto held him down.

"It's just Ino Sasuke!"

Sasuke's eyes bulged out. "Just Ino? Just INO!" he tried hard to keep him emotions under control. Last he remembere, she was almost, correction, more obsessed with Sasuke then Sakura was.

"Sasuke-kun daijoubu?" Ino asked walking over.

"Huh? Oh yeah. I'm fine. Heh, of course I'm fine," he said squirming around.

She gave him a weird look and said, "Don't worry. I don't like you anymore. I have my Shika-kun!" She squealed at that. "Oh yeah. I promised Sakura I'd give you something."

"What?"

"This." Ino raised her hand and swung it right across Sasuke's face.

"WHAT THE HELL! I ALREADY GOT FRIGGIN SLAPPED TODAY!"

Ino stared at him without flinching. "Whatever. You deserve it anyway. Walking out on Konoha like that."

"Wait, Ino! You're friends again with Sakura right?"

"Correction: best friends."

"Why doesn't Sakura like me anymore!" Sasuke wailed, going down on his knees and sobbing. This time, Ino did flinch. Naruto just shook his head in shame at what he called his best friend.

"Okay-okay I will! Just stop crying dammit! You look like a sissy." So, Sasuke calmed himself down and the three of them sat down on the bench. (With Sasuke hiccuping every now and then.) "I'm not really sure why she stopped liking you actually. After you left, her feelings for you kind of... whats the word? Umm... evaporated? Well, they just started disappearing. Then one day, this guy came. His name was Kyoshio. I remember that day was the day she actually started hating you too. In fact, Kyoshio's still here."

"He is?" Sasuke yelled, jumping up. "Lemme at him! Lemme at him!"

"Down teme, down," Naruto said, holding down Sasuke's head and pushing him back into a sitting position on the bench.

"If you want to meet him, I know he's staying over at Sakura's."

"THEY'RE LIVING TOGETHER! WHAT THE HELL? TAKE ME THERE! TAKE ME THERE NOW!"

"Calm down Romeo," Ino said, rolling her eyes. "They shouldn't be there right now. He's probably training with Sakura somewhere."

"Ano-sa, ano-sa."

"What is it you dobe?" Sasuke growled.

"Don't you wanna see everyone else? Who really cares about that Kyoshio guy?"

"I DO!"

"Fine then." The three of them got up and headed off. They had reached the academy when all of a sudden Sasuke screamed.

"Sakura!" And, of course, there was Sakura. She was talking with a boy that was about a few inches taller than her. She was facing them while the boy was facing the other way.

"Kyoshio-kun!" Ino called out waving.

Kyoshio turned around and smiled and waved at Ino too. All of a sudden, a ton of girls appeared out of nowhere and tried to glomp him. But they were driven back by Sakura. She slammed her fist into the ground and most of them were sent flying back, but not so that it hurt them too much. Sasuke now got a good view of Kyoshio. He was pretty tall, about the same height as Sasuke. His hair was black and it was sort of messy, but it spiked at the back. Not like Sasuke's hair that kind of stood up at the back though. His eyes were a nice warm brown. He had on baggy blue jeans and a big white blue striped shirt that reached a few inches above his knees.

"Poor Kyoshio-kun," Ino said. "All those crazed fangirls..."

Sakura had seen them and waved only to Ino and Naruto. They went over to her. "Hey Ino, Naruto," she said, smiling. Her face turned into a cold expression when she saw Sasuke. "Uchiha-san."

"Sakura," Sasuke said softly.

"I'm sorry Uchiha-san, I have to go somewhere with Kyoshio-kun. He asked me out on a date." She flashed him a smile and walked away with Kyoshio.

"Sorry Sasuke-kun," Ino said softly. "I think it's because you came back that she's with Kyoshio-kun. After all, what better revenge?" Her eyes brightened.

Sasuke was looking at the ground with a very sad expression on his face. But then he looked up and was smiling again. "I'll just have to steal Sakura back now," he said simply and headed off.

A/N: Don't worry! This is still a SasSaku story! ALL THE WAY!