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Nobility

Chapter 8 Confrontation

Bonnie peered warily up at the old creaky tree house. "Is it even safe Ron Ron?"

The brown-eyed boy laughed. "Kim and me used to push the weight limit when we both went up there so I had a contractor come in last summer and reinforce the floor. He said it'll hold up to five thousand pounds per square inch now."

"Five thousand pounds!" Bonnie marveled, "it doesn't look like it would hold more than fifty."

"Well," Ron rubbed the back of his neck, "I told him to brace it up but not to change the outside look of the place."

"That always costs extra Ron Ron," the teal-eyed brunette stated. "Why didn't you just tear down that old eyesore and have a whole new tree house built?"

"Bon Bon," Ron whined defensively, "KP and I talked about replacing it last year but we never got around to actually doing it. We, well... er..."

"You stalled because you love the place and want to keep it because it holds a lot of fond memories! Just like you've been procrastinating over dumping a certain redheaded girl?" Bonnie playfully wondered aloud with an index finger on her chin.

"I was thinking the same thing B!" Kim spoke down to them from the hole in the floor of the tree house. "Come on up you two."

Ron let the brunette scale the boards nailed to the tree first. Not because he was afraid they wouldn't hold his weight, no, he was mistakenly concerned Bonnie, in her prenatal condition, might slip and fall and he could gallantly catch her. (Plus he wanted a good look under her cheerleader skirt. He may be gallant and say 'Ladies First' but he is a guy after all!)

"How did you know we were down there?" Bonnie asked Kim as she breeched the portal. "I didn't think we were talking that loud."

Kim giggled. "Ron may have had the floor reinforced but he didn't have any soundproofing done like I begged him to. I could hear you two coming a block away."

"Sorry KP," Ron said as he hopped into the arboreal abode, "I forgot to have the contractor soundproof the place. I shoulda remembered with the verbage you use during... you know."

"That's okay Ron," Kim blushed, "I probably won't be doing much of that from now on. By the way B, please make yourself at home and have a seat." Kim panned her outstretched hand around the room ending at a large burgundy leather armchair.

"Wow," Bonnie marveled as she gazed at the huge furnishings then at the small entrance. "How did you get the big couch and chairs up here?"

"As long as they were reinforcing the floor," Ron tittered, "I had them remove a wall for a while while we brought in the new furniture." Ron plopped down in a ratty old red bean bag. A few places on the chair showed repairs made with silver duct tape. "I think it makes the place all homey like."

Bonnie was ready to challenge Ron on his ideas of what homey entailed and the new furnishing not fitting in with the decor but decided to shelve it as she sank down into the plush, cushy leather. "K, we need to talk."

Kim sat cross-legged in the center of the matching eight foot long leather sofa that took up one whole wall. "What's there to talk about B? You have Ron and I'll take the simple monastic life from now on."

"KP, you can't do this!" Ron almost yelled sitting up in the squishy chair. "It's not like you to leave the world in jeopardy! Dementor's out there!"

"Don't you think G. J. can do their job?" Kim queried her ex-boyfriend. "That's what they get payed for. Not to clean up after we take care of their major headaches."

"But you love racing around the world taking down the bad guys," Bonnie interjected. "You always seem so happy and fulfilled when you come back from a mission. I think you'll miss it if you quit and the cheer squad will really suffer if we both leave."

"I might miss the adventure and girls for a little while," Kim said frowning. "The squad can find replacements and I'll adapt and find something to occupy my time and mind."

"Doing what?" Ron demanded in a slight huff. "I remember that Life Choices Channel show about Nuns we watched last month. They're all about scrubbing floors and prayin. After the program you said you'd hate that kinda life."

"That was then," Kim shot back. "Now I won't have you around to occupy my every waking hour so I'll need to find something else to do. Why not do the Lord's work?" Kim looked Ron right in the eye. "If you can do something noble like marry Bonnie and give her baby a normal two parent home, why can't I do something equally noble and dedicate my life to God?"

Ron slumped back into the bean bag chair in defeat. "Okay KP, you made you're point."

Bonnie turned to the blond boy. "So what are you going to do now Ron Ron?"

"Wait," Kim interjected, "why would you ask Ron that? You two are getting married aren't you?"

"No we're not," Bonnie stated flatly. "I thought about it and told Ron Ron I won't marry him if he's only doing it out of nobility. I want someone who will loves me and I can love in return. I don't think Ron Ron can truly love me, especially with our history."

"Yeah," Ron tittered weakly, "I guess chivalry and nobility are really dead. Bon Bon, tell your Mom to get them papers together. I'm hopin I can find a seminary college out there somewhere that'll take me."

"Papers?" Kim puzzled. "What papers are you talking about and why would you want to join a seminary?"

"Bon Bon said her Mom could get the paperwork together so I can sign all the financial stuff over to Mom and Dad." Ron collapsed further into the beanbag chair, his head lolling backward so he could gaze vacantly at the ceiling. "If Bon Bon doesn't want me and you won't take me back there's no reason for me to try and find another girlfriend. I mean Tara will be all totally mad at me for not helping Bonnie out and you know me and dating. I might as well go and become the Pope for all anyone cares."

Kim let out a whopper of a belly laugh as she rolled around on the huge sofa. Finally she settled down enough to talk. "I'm sorry guys, I think this has gone on long enough."

"When did you find us out K?" Bonnie queried, a sly smile on her face.

"After all these years I can read Ron like a book," Kim answered as she lazily stretched out on the couch. "I knew he finally figured it out as soon as he climbed into the tree house. It's written all over his face."

"Yeah," Ron laughed and sat up a little, "it finally hit me this afternoon. The vision showed Bon Bon without a wedding ring. That means she don't marry me or anyone else."

"Yep, you would've bought her the biggest ring you could find," Kim tittered. "Maybe one to match the ruby belt buckle. I'm glad you finally caught on Ron. I realized Bonnie would be a single Mother when we talked under the stairs and you mentioned she wasn't wearing a ring in the vision. That's when I decided to play with you a little. How did you like my little acting job?"

"You were great KP," Ron enthused. "But then again you can do anything."

"Except hit the high notes when you were younger," Bonnie snarked playfully before it hit her. "But what about the cheer squad? Barkin thinks you quit!"

Kim giggled and swim-kicked her legs as she propped her head on crooked arms. "I told him I had a major school project to work on and to go along with a practical joke on my boyfriend." She quickly stood up on the couch and launched herself into a back flip landing in Ron's lap. She planted a big slobbery kiss on his lips that left him totally dazed and confused. Both Kim and Bonnie giggled at the sight.

"So K, do you still want to get married right away?" Bonnie asked cautiously.

"I do B, but I better ask my BF/BF if he wants to." Kim turned to Ron who was still in a heavenly haze. "Ron Sweetie, do you want to get married today?"

"Sure KP," Ron said dreamily, "whatever you say. Throbs of Desire sounds like a great movie even without bricks in it."

Bonnie cackled at the response. "I don't think that counts K. He's still out of it from your kiss."

Kim patted Ron's face gently but firmly. "Ron, head in the game time Sweetie!"

Ron shook his head to clear it and his goofy grin appeared. "Right! Where are we going and who's the bad guy deeee jour? Are we going after Dementor?"

Kim giggle at the response. "No Ron, no mission. I asked if you'd marry me right now."

"If you're askin KP, I'm answerin yes. But that's only if it's okay with your parents. I talked to Mom Sunday morning and she says we shoulda got married in fifth grade. She wants to hear the pitter patter of baby feet whether it's with you or Bon Bon. Hanna is just too Super Ninja Baby so she wants a regular baby around too."

Kim smiled. "I talked to my Mother Saturday evening and she said it's okay to get married wherever we want. Just as long as it's before we move in together at college."

"I didn't think your Mom would say yes just like that," Ron said in surprise. "That's one of the reasons why I balked and walked at Bon Bon's place. That and I got shot down too quick when I offered to marry Bon Bon."

Bonnie's face reddened in anger as she leaned over toward her now ex-fiancé. "So you could've said I do Saturday and we wouldn't have had to go through all this mess."

"Kim didn't ask on Saturday," Ron said and shrugged, "she kinda ordered." His goofy grin broadened out of pride with his answer.

"I guess we both overstepped the bounds of common courtesy," Kim said as she snuggled into her boyfriend's embrace. "I didn't ask and you walked out without trying to talk it out."

"I did walk out in a snit didn't I," Ron tittered and kissed her on the forehead.

Kim giggled. "I think you were more huffish than snitty." Her hand wandered south as she coyly stated, "I haven't gotten my daily dose of Ronshine for the last three days. May I get a triple dose now, Please and Thank You?"

"Gawd! I think I'm gonna be sick," Bonnie choked as her hand shot up to cover her mouth.

"Is it because of the baby?" Kim queried as she sat up a bit concerned. "Are you experiencing morning sickness right now?"

"No," Bonnie huffed, "you two are so sickeningly sweet." Her facial features morphed into that of her barracuda smile with an idea. "Why don't we go to my place? Mom won't be back until tomorrow and we can get Tara to come over to preform the ceremony. I also have my camera phone fully charged so I can take plenty of wedding photos."

"That sounds okay to me KP, how about you?"

"I'm okay with it," Kim giggled, "but I have one stipulation." She leaned in and whispered in Ron's ear.

Ron's face lit up in shock. "Are you serious KP?" His surprise turned to exhilaration as he chortled, "Cause if you are, that's been a fantasy of mine from, like, when I first learned about sex last year!"

"I knew you'd like that," Kim laughed and tousled his already messy mane.

"What?" Bonnie laughed along not knowing what they were talking about.

Kim stoked her soon-to-be husband's cheek. "I told Ron he could do you anytime you need it. But only during your pregnancy and after we lose our virginity."

"You'd do that for me?" Bonnie squealed in delight. She sprung from the chair and did a flip in the air before she landed on Ron's legs next to Kim. She hugged them both. "Maybe I could join you two after your first time."

"Bonnie!" Kim blushed furiously, "are you suggesting a three way? That you and I could..." Kim threw her arms around the brunette and kissed her passionately.

When the two girl's lips parted Bonnie grinned and sighed, "I liked that a lot, but why'd you kiss me? I didn't think you swung both ways."

"Normally I don't," Kim stated with her blush rapidly diminishing to a glowing pink hue, "but if I did I guess you're the only girl I'd want to have in bed with me. We've been rivals for so long and we're so much alike it's a major turn on. We're both strong-willed, athletic, feisty women who go out and get what we want." Kim let out a light giggle. "I guess I've always wanted you because I've had some extremely moist dreams about you. Well you and a certain woman that I know I'll never get a chance to go to bed with. She's also my equal but in something totally different than us."

"I'm flattered." It was Bonnie's turn to blush. "I suppose I should confess that I've had a few wet dreams where you've been naked in my arms too K. Quite a few as a matter of fact. We're almost evenly matched in cheer but way above all the other girls. I guess it's a given I'd want to get you into bed to see if you can keep pace with me there too."

They all hugged and kissed until Kim wiggled her butt on Ron's lap. "I think we better take this to your house fast B. Mount Stoppable feels like it's getting ready to erupt."

"Let him K," Bonnie hungrily growled as she started to take off her cheerleading uniform top, "I'd like a little Ronshine right now myself."

"Not here B." Kim hushed as she grabbed Bonnie's hands to stop her from getting undressed. "My Mom is probably listening to our conversation at the kitchen window."

"I am Kimberly Ann," Mrs. Dr. Possible yelled in a firm parental voice, "and you'd better get down here this instant Young Lady!" They could almost feel the intense frown on the doctor's lips.

"Oops!" Kim gasped and quickly left the tree house. Ron and Bonnie stood up and peered warily out the window as Kim approached her Mother who was impatiently standing on the back porch, arms crossed and toe tapping angrily. They couldn't quite hear the exchange but with the way Kim was gesturing it was clear the redhead was explaining the sitch to her Mother. After a few minutes Mrs. Dr. P smiled and nodded. Kim threw her arms around her Mom, gave her a huge hug and raced back to the pair.

"It's copasetic!" Kim said gleefully as she climbed into the treetop abode.

"Kimmie!" Mrs. Dr. P. yelled up, "you'd better take it to Bonnie's house. The neighbors will be getting home in a few minutes. Just be sure to use proper protection when you work on your, major school project."

Kim slyly yelled, "I will Mom, and the project should be done by my curfew, nine P.M."

"I think we can extend your curfew until eleven," they heard Kim's Mother giddily laugh. "I know you want to spend extra time on this project!"

"Thank You Mom!" Kim turned and chuckled to her guests, "Let's get started."

"So what class is the project for KP?" Ron begged in ignorant misunderstanding as he descended the wooden boards to the ground. "Don't I need to do a project too?"

Kim leapt from half way down the steps and landed in his arms. "It's field work for Sex Education and you're my project partner." Kim whispered in Ron's ear for a moment and his face lit up as he nodded eagerly. Kim turned to Bonnie as the brunette climbed down to the ground. "B, could you ask Tara to pick something up on the way to your house?"

"Sure Kim, what do you need?" Tara begged as she appeared from behind the tree trunk.

Kim smirked wickedly as she hopped out of Ron's arms. "I was going to ask if you could pick up a box of... protection for Ron like Mom ordered. Please and Thank You."

"I can do that Kim," Tara said eagerly, "as long as Ron will give me a personal demonstrate on how to use them." Kim turned to her husband-to-be, shrugged and nodded. Ron thought for all of one half second before he nodded back with a goofy grin. Tara squealed with delight and raced off up the street. "See ya at Bonnie's," she yelled and waved over her shoulder.

"You think the rest of the squad would want join in?" Kim asked Bonnie. "I loved the rumor of a harem but I'd prefer it without the hypnosis."

"I'd go for that!" Hope said as she appeared from behind a bush. "From what I heard just now and the locker room rumors, I'd go for a piece of Ron!"

The rest of the cheer squad came out from behind the trees and bushes and the house. They all agreed that Ron had something to look forward to.

"I guess the rumor I heard is partially true," Liz said as she approached the threesome. "Ron is getting his harem."

"How did you hear about that rumor K?" Bonnie asked as the group of teens cut across the Possible backyard to get to the Rockwaller abode four blocks away. It dawned on her. "Ohhh, Monique probably told you of some the rumors floating around school."

"Oh she didn't just tell me some of the rumors. Monique and I started most of them." Kim looked around at the cheer squad. "You guys were back up in case Ron and Bonnie couldn't convince me, right!" The girls all nodded and blushed.

Mrs. Dr. Possible came out the back door wiping her hands on her apron. "Be sure to get lots of pictures Bonnie. I know about the Rockwaller pool rules and I'm sure Kim's Father would love to see this wedding album!"

"I know KP, I know." Ron sheepishly grinned at his soon-to-be wife. "I'll call the contractor tomorrow."