Ask the Naruto Characters
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did, Gaara-kun would paired up with an OC character named Chihiro(me ) and Sasuke would be paried up with my best friend, Lai. (even though I hate him)
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Chihiro: Hello once again! Thank you for sending me these questions! I know that everybody else here is happy you did so too! Now, let's get started!
Naruto: Oh! Me first! Me first! I have to get out of here and eat my ramen!
Chihiro: (hits Naruto on head) Shut up!
Sakura: I have to go have my nails done at 4:00! I can't be late!
Chihiro: (grinds teethe) Deal with it!! Now everybody be quiet or I'll shove a doughnut up your nose!
Chouji: mmmmmm, doughnut!
Chihiro: Okay here is our first question! But before that I have to say something…..
Tenten: What?
Chihiro: GAARA-KUN I LOVE YOU!!!
Gaara: (sweat drop) …….I um….love you too? ((A/N: I know that's VERY OC, but I had to do it!!))
Chihiro: YAY!!!
Everybody else: (stares) Right….
Chihiro: Okay…..now I'm better. First question:
Shikamaru-
How does your hair stand up like that? Is it hairspray? Gel? Mousse?
Jimmy
Shikamaru: (sigh) This is so troublesome. My hair is just naturally spiky, but I do use some gel. If I don't put it in a ponytail, it makes me look that that retarded person in Yu-Gi-Oh.
Ino: hmmmm…(takes out Sikamaru's hair band)
Shikamaru: What the…?
Kiba: oh…my…gosh
Naruto and…SASUKE?!?: It's Yugi!!
Naruto: OMG! I am your biggest fan!!
Sasuke: Me too! Me too!
Chihiro: uhhh…okay, moving on! Next question:
Sasuke-
Do you like Hinata?
Nelson (Hinata lover)
Hinata: (blush)
Sasuke: (frown) As a friend, sure. Just not in the way you are asking. I'm not into girls that much right now…
Neji: Then what ARE you into? Boys?
Sasuke: No! (Stands up on chair and does "Superman" pose) I'm into killing Itachi! Mwhahahaha!
Sakura: (whispering) Kakashi-sensei, Sasuke is playing "Avenger" again.
Kakashi: (sigh) Sasuke, please sit down.
Chihiro: Thank you Kakashi. Next question:
Hinata –
Do you really and I mean really like Narutard?! I mean he is Narutard for
Kyuubi's sake!
Nelson (Naruto hater)
Naruto: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME YOU LITTLE…
Hinata: Naruto-kun pl-please calm down!
Kiba: Hahahaha!! Narutard!!
Naruto: KIBA!! YOU BITCH!
Shino: Profanity is wrong…
Naruto: (growl) Just answer the question please, Hinata…
Hinata: Well…I…um…you see….uh…..I see Naruto-kun as a…close friend…and I….um.
Kurenai: Hinata, do you like Naruto?
Hinata: (in VERY small voice) yes…..
Naruto: Huh? (leans in close to Hinata)What did you say Hinata? I couldn't hear you.
Hinata: (faints)
Chihiro: (frown) Let's go on to the next question…..
((Please don't kill me for writing that…some fans might get angry…))
Naruto-
Do you notice how Hinata stares at you? And faints in your very presence? Just
wondering...
No name…..
Naruto: What? She does? I never noticed…
Sasuke: Baka Naruto! Of course she stares at you! She-
Hinata: (tackles Sasuke)
Sakura: Don't touch my Sasuke-kun!!
Chihiro: …..this is getting crazy….me like!
Hinata: (gets off Sasuke)
Naruto: Yeah she does faint….actually; she fainted just a while ago…
Hinata: Can-can we PLEASE move on?
Chihiro: (grins) Sure! Next questions:
Lee-
What are you going to do when you get to be an old geezer? Since you're always going on about "Youth".
Chouji-
Who do you truly like, or are you in love with or do you just love
food?
Naruto-
Naruto what is your actual IQ and why do you keep saying "Believe it" I
mean come on WE BELIVE YOU! So you can stop saying it.
No name…..
Lee: What? I'm never going to become an old geezer!! Youth will always be with me!!
Gai: That's right Lee! Youth will never betray us!!
Lee: (crying) Gai-sensei!
Gai: (crying) Lee!
Lee: Gai- sen-
Sakura: (smacks lee) Don't start that again!!
Lee: Sakura-chan...
Chouji: I like(much)food and(much)Ino.
Ino: What?! NO! Sasuke-kun help me!
Sasuke: Umm...I'd rather not.
Sakura: I don't blame you…
Ino: Bilboard brow!
Sakura: Ino pig!
Temari: Just shut the hell up!!
Shino: Profanity…
Chihiro: Naruto…can you answer?
Naruto: What? Oh…right. Last time I checked my IQ was around…120 or so…
Chihioro: Oh really Naruto-kun? (presses button)
Naruto: (gets shocked) Owowow!! Fine fine!! It's 90! Gosh! And I only say "believe it!" in the
crapy English version. Not in the better Japanese version….so those goddamn English people
made me reatared and annoying!
Sakura: Uhh…yeah, Naruto, about that…
Chihiro: Okay! Thank you so much for answering these questions! This is end of the
chapter now! Wasn't this fun!?
Everybody(except Shino and Hinata): (groan) Hell no!
Hinata: It was….awful! (sob)
Shino: Profanity!!
Kankuro: Screw you!
Temari and Tenten: (slaps Shino) Just shut up!
Gaara: ….Blood….
Neji: Can you just sign off now, Chihiro?
Chihiro: What? Oh, right! Well, bye everybody!!
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Thanks for all of the reviews everybody!! This is really fun! Just remember to send me the
questions in the format I asked for. Thanks!
- Chihiro (Gaara-kun's #1 fan girl!)