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Nobility

Chapter 12 The Food Chain

Kim and Ron walked down the stairs from their bedroom into the Possible kitchen. "Hola Mom and Dad," Ron said happily to the two Doctors Possible eating at the table. "Isn't it a beautiful, Bondiggity Wednesday?"

"Yes it is Ronald," Mr. Dr. P said from behind his newspaper. "Did you kids sleep well? If at all?"

"Yes, Daddy," Kim giggled and gave him a peck on the cheek, "we did sleep well last night. All night as a matter of fact."

"That's nice," the patriarchal Possible muttered before the paper crumpled to the table. "I don't think I'll ever get used to you two being married and alternating between your room and Ronald's until after graduation next June and you can find a place of your own."

"It's only been two days but if you want," Ron offered, "we can start our search for a house now. I thought everyone decided you guys didn't wanna suffer from Empty Separation Anxiety Nest Syndrome so quick?"

"That's right Ronald," Mr. Dr. P laughed and snapped the newspaper open in front of him again. "We can discuss it more next week. Maybe by then I'll be able to wrap my mind around the situation."

Mrs. Dr. Possible leaned in to her daughter and whispered in Kim's ear. Kim blushed a bit and said, "Six."

"That's enough," the older Possible woman chuckled. "Before or after?"

Kim's blush deepened. "Ah, both actually."

"Oh Kimmie, I forgot to tell you," Mrs. Dr. Possible said as she pulled two plate from the oven and laid breakfast out in front of the two teens, "Bonnie dropped by at work yesterday." The sound of a circular saw buzzing for ten seconds came in through the open kitchen window. "And the contractor is here to soundproof the tree house."

"Really Mom," Kim said before taking a sip of her orange juice. "What did Bonnie want, some advice about her pregnancy?"

"No, she stopped by to give me the wedding album on a DVD. She even stayed a while and watched it with me."

Orange juiced spewed across the table. "You saw our wedding pictures!?!" Kim begged as she grabbed a napkin and wiped the dribbling OJ from her chin and table.

"She never told us she got it together so quick," Ron said joyously between bites of bacon. "I'd like to see it sometime."

"The video portion was most, touching," Mrs. Dr. P said slyly as she tossed a towel to her daughter. "I'll have to sit down with your Father some evening and show it to him."

Kim stared wide-eyed at her Mother and knocked over her almost empty glass of OJ as she went to pick it up. She dove onto the table to try and catch the cup as it skittered off the surface and onto the floor. "Mother you wouldn't!!!" Kim harshed low in a fit of panic.

Mrs. Dr. P leaned in between the two teens and whispered, "Only when I'm in the mood." She patted Kim's back, stood up and cleared her husband's plate from the table.

"Can I watch it with you guys?" Ron innocently asked before he popped a fork full of fried egg in his mouth.

"We'd better get to school Ron!" Kim said as she picked the glass up off the floor and got another towel to finish wiping up the floor and table.

The blond quickly polished off his breakfast and handed the dishes to his Mother-In-Law before following Kim out of the room. They grabbed their backpacks and headed out the front door.

"Ron," Kim laughed in resignation of the sitch, "Mom wants to view the disc with Daddy when they're alone."

"Why KP," Ron pondered, "don't they want us there so we can tell them whats going on in the pictures?"

"No," Kim chuckled, "Mom want to get Dad into bed."

"But they go to bed every night."

"Think Ron," Kim tried to get through to her goofy blond husband. "We were naked the whole time... the whole squad... of girls!"

A few seconds passed before Ron's eyes widened in realization. "Oooooh, I get it. She wants him to get... because the girls were... KP! The video is of us having...!" He shook his head and laughed. "I don't think your Dad will ever look at me the same after he sees that disc!"

"Ron, you are so naive sometimes," Kim sighed and latched onto his arm with both hands. "Don't ever change."

"But I thought you and Monique want me to dress better?"

Kim fell onto the grass in an all out, no holding back, belly laugh. Ron picked up his wife and cradled her in his arms as he continued on to school. "What was all that with your Mom?" he asked when Kim finally settled down.

"Mom wanted to know how many orgasm I had last night," the redhead informed her husband.

"So what was the before and after part?" Ron queried.

Kim giggled. "Mom wanted to know if I had them before or after we went to sleep."

"And you told her both?" the blond boy begged in shock.

"You know I can't lie very well to my parents," Kim laughed. "Mom can read me like a book."

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Kim and Ron walked to their respective lockers to stow their homework books and retrieve the ones for their first period class. "Hi guys!" Tara cheered and ran up to them, "how's domestic life?"

"Just swell," Kim said slightly miffed. "Bonnie gave my Mom all the pictures and video from the wedding."

"What's so bad about that?" the platinum blond girl asked innocently.

"Kim's Mom wants to watch it with Mr. Dr. P," Ron answered as he walked over to the two cheerleaders.

"Yeah, again so what?" Tara shrugged and giggled.

"You don't mind that my Father will see pictures of you naked?" Kim begged in astonishment, "just so my Mother can get some?"

Tara thought for all of two seconds before she smiled at the couple. "No, not really. I'm a cheerleader and I'm used to men ogling my body. I don't really mind if it helps your Mom and Dad in the bedroom, just as long as he doesn't make a pass at me or anything."

"That's really progressive of you," Kim pondered as the three started to walk to their first class.

"Well, I'm not an exhibitionist or anything but the way I see it," Tara started in deep contemplation, "I wasn't doing anything bad or nasty or seductive. I was just, you know, in my birthday suit. There's nothing wrong with that is there?"

"Some people might think so," Kim said sadly, "but you're right. There isn't anything wrong going sans apparel. I wish more people thought that way."

"Speaking of clothes," Ron jumped in, "that's a really pretty dress. Is it new?"

"Yes it is," Tara said proudly as she twirled once to let the skirt flounce up and out. "I bought it yesterday at Smarty Mart."

"I'm glad to see Ron's tip went to good use." Kim smiled. "What was the bet all about? I mean the twenty dollar bet you mentioned when Ron payed for your ministerial services on Saturday."

"Oh that," Tara blushed and shied a bit. "It was in two parts. I bet Bonnie you would get naked right away and she thought Little Ron would immediately rise to the occasion when he saw the us three in the buff."

"Well I did and Little Ron didn't," Kim pronounced. She glanced around and, not seeing any school staff around, gave Ron a quick peck on the lips. "I'm proud of you Ron for handling the sitch like you did."

Ron rubbed the back of his neck and winced. "I think you might wanna Thank Monkey Fist the next time we see him."

"Why would I want to Thank him?" Kim asked, totally confused at the suggestion.

"If it weren't for Fist and his obsession with all things monkey I never woulda got zapped with the MMP," Ron confessed with a blush. "After I got the Powers I found I can control my... thing, a lot better. Even when I'm in the mood it don't rise up until I want it to and I can go for like, hours without letting go at night when I go solo. I can also, well, let go seven or eight times before I get bored and go to sleep. When I'm not sleepy at all I sometimes do it all night."

"I like the sound of that," Bonnie marveled as she came up behind the threesome and threw her arms around Kim and Ron. "We're going to have to get together next time my Mom is out of town."

"Or when my Mom and Dad go out for the evening," Tara jumped in.

Kim stopped in her tracks as a huge smile spread over her face. The two blonds and one brunette came to a halt and peered at the redhead. "What is it K?" Bonnie finally asked.

"Ron, isn't it about time we get a little training in with the monkeys ninjas?" Kim asked her husband.

"I guess," Ron answered and scratched the side of his head. "We haven't been up to the cabin in over a month."

"We have four days off this weekend," Bonnie said catching Kim's drift. "I wouldn't mind a little hike in the mountains and relaxing in a hot springs."

"As long as we get Dementor behind bars and the rest of the villains cooperate," Kim pondered aloud, "I can't think of any reason why we all shouldn't spend some time up at the cabin."

"I'd take that little Bavarian Bastard down with my bare hands," Bonnie snarled, "if it means we could have a free weekend like that."

Kim handed off her books to Ron and turned on her wrist Kimmunicator. "Wade, what's the sitch with Dementor?"

"Good morning to you too Kim," Wade, still in his pajamas, said rubbing his eyes. "I just woke up."

"Were you playin Everlot til the wee hours again?" Ron asked with a laugh.

"I'm sorry Wade I didn't know," Kim said in apology. "We have a four day weekend this week and I want to make sure all the bad guys are taken care of. You mentioned on Monday that Dementor was doing something before I cut you off."

"Dementor, yeah right," Wade muttered as he filled his tumbler with soda and sat down in his chair. "He escaped from prison Monday and hasn't been see since. Do you want me to start looking for him?"

"Yes Please and Thank You," Kim said kindly, "but after you wake up and get some breakfast."

"Okay," Wade said as he stretched and yawned, "I'll get back to you as soon as I find out anything."

"How did you do in Everlot last night?" Ron asked quickly before Wade signed off.

Wade's smile arose for the first time during the conversation. "The Wizard, Rules!"

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Bonnie walked down the hall to her locker just before lunch. For two and a half days now she had passed by her former posse without looking their way or hearing any comments coming from them. She knew she would come under fire sooner or later from the newly crowned Queen Bethany and her court but it hadn't happened yet. Bethany had taken her place at the top of the Food Chain, or at least that was the word in the hall, and Beth had held her barbs. It was driving Bonnie crazy waiting for the venom to begin so she decided to be the instigator and see where thing would go.

Bonnie walked up to the court and faced off against Bethany. "What's the matter with you Beth?" she asked sternly. "You have a perfectly good target right here and you haven't tossed word one my way. Maybe you don't have what it take to be on top."

The raven haired girl's face reddened in anger as she straightened up to her full five foot nine inch height. "I haven't said anything to you Bonnie because you know too many of my secrets. But if you want to go at it I'm sure I can dredge up a few hurtful zingers to throw your way."

"Hey," Bonnie took a half step back, "I was just curious as to when you might start harshing on me. If you don't want to, I'd be more than happy to let sleeping dogs lie. And I do know a few secrets about you and your dog Bingo." The comment brought a few gasps from the other ladies of the court.

"Bonnie," Beth said aghast as she looked around to see if anyone in the hall was listening in on the conversation, "you know we'd been drinking when that incident happened and I was more than a little horny. Please don't say anything about that."

Bonnie shrugged and turned to walk away. "Okay Beth, I take it we're going to keep quiet then."

"Sure Bonnie," the newly crowned Queen said with a sigh as a smirk arose on her face. "If you keep quiet about Bingo, I won't mention you and Middleton front four."

Bonnie spun back to the raven haired Queen. "Is that all you got? Me and the defensive front line of the football team? I'm kinda proud of that one little dalliance. I know you couldn't handle more than one guy at a time, if that!"

"Why would I want to go at it with multiple partners?" Bethany shot back. "Just because you possess a super-high sex drive that got you pregnant, it doesn't mean the rest of us should be sex freaks."

"If you want to know," Bonnie angrily stepped back into Bethany's face, "my doctor said my sex drive is normal for someone my age! I know for a fact you haven't been with one guy your entire life! You're the freak! You don't care a snap about sex so you'll wind up a dried up, old maid with your dog"

"I, I..."

Bonnie looked around the at rest of the girls. "Is this is the best you can do? Has Beth hosted any parties for your girls yet? Have you gone shopping together atallsince I left the court? I doubt it. I think the Food Chain has run it's course and you ladies should move on, find yourselves a boyfriend or three and have a good time. Just remember to take your meds! That's what got me pregnant!" Bonnie flipped her short shag haircut in triumph and stormed off down the hall.

The girls of the court looked at one another then at Bethany. Slowly they all backed off a few steps, turned and walked away.