Ask the Naruto Characters
IMPORTANT Author's Note!-
Hello everyone! I am really happy about the way this uh…."game show" thingy is going,
but I have a few things to ask from you!
1: Please people, I am HUMAN! (I think…)I have 2 arms and 2 legs and 2 eyes! When
you send me questions that are 10 sentences long it gets hard to put it in my story! Please
just get to the point in your questions! Only write a lot if you think it is ABSOLUTLEY
necessary!
2: Quite a few of you have been sending me a question for ALL of the characters! Please
stop this! I will only limit up to 4 questions from you at a time! It become too hard for me
to include 15 questions from the same person in one chapter! If you did send me 15+
questions, before I wrote this chapter I will only include the ones I thought were best. I'm
sorry but please understand, if you start sending me more them 4 questions at a time from
this point on, I will ignore you. It's not that a value your questions, it's just that it makes
things too confusing!
3. If your question has a too big of a spoiler (one of the newest manga chapters) I will put
a spoiler warning. If you do NOT pay attention, it's not my fault. You just loose
the…uh…"suspense" of what is gonna happen next. ( I will put manga chapter or anime
episode if I can)
Thank you for listening to me, a crazed Gaara and Itachi fan girl! Love you all!
Disclaimer: No, sadly, I do NOT own Naruto…if I did do you think I'd be writing this? NO! And I do not hate Sasuke anymore…(Sasuke haters cry)…I know weird, but after I saw him in a few pictures and episodes and videos I thought, "Hey! Sasuke is kinda cool!" same for Itachi! He's awesome and hot! (not as much as Gaara-kun though)
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Chihiro: Yo! Welcome back everyone! Now, let's get onto our first-
Temari: NOOOOOO!!
Chihiro: Huh? What's wrong, Temari?
Temari: Ga-Ga-Gaara…he got…the-the-the
Neji: The WHAT?!
Kankuro: The cookies!!
Everybody (except Kankuro, Temari, and Gaara): (sweat drop)
Hinata: Um….is-is that bad?
Kankuro: (nods)
Gaara: YES!! I got the cookies!! All mine! All mine!! Hahahaha!!
Chihiro: Ga-Gaara-kun?
Gaara: Now…who's got milk?!
Sakura: (shocked) Err…..
Ino: I have some at my house….
Gaara: Arghhh!! That's no good! I need milk right now! Does anyone have a cow? Tell me or you die!!!!
Chihiro: (sweat drop) While we wait for Gaara-kun to calm down some, here is our question:
Kakashi-
When you were younger did you ever notice the fact that Rin had a crush on you?
If so would you have liked her back?
Fishy
Kakashi- Hmmmm…she did? I didn't really notice. Even if I did like her, I wouldn't go out with her because Obito liked her….
Chihiro: You're a good friend Kakshi. Gaara-kun you should be like Kakashi-san….. (waits for response) Uhh….Gaara-kun?
(Gaara and Kiba are fighting over the cookies)
Gaara: Get away, bitch! My cookies!!
Shino: Profan- (TenTen and Temari hit Shino with a brick and tie him to a chair)
Kiba: No, you let go sand-freak! (bites)
Gaara: OW! Why you…..(jumps on Kiba)
(The two start to wrestle)
Hinata: Kiba-kun!
Chihiro: Wow….okay…hehehe let's just read the next letter while they try to find out who gets the cookies. (cough)Gaara-kun(cough)
Neji-
What is the meaning of life?
Sakura-
How long did it take you to learn medical jutsu?
Can you summon an animal?
Did you know you are like a daughter to Tsunade?
(HUGE SPOILER!!- MANGA CHAPTER 345)
Sasuke-
How did it feel to kill Orochimaru (personally I thought it was pretty
funny)
Oh kill Karin I hate her.
(END SPOILER! )
Hinata-
If you really love him SUCK IT UP AND TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL
Oh what was your dad's reaction to your new technique?
Now really SUCK IT UP GIRL EVERYONE except him KNOWS
I don't mean to sound harsh I am a fan.
Oh you know in the chunnin exams why didn't you just activate the curse seal for an easy win?(sorry Neji)
Ino-
STOP CARING FOR YOUR LOOKS AND FIGHT YOUR A NINJA YOUR BOUND TO GET DIRTY AND HURT!!
Kurenai-
We all know you and Asuma are going out.
Kakashi-
Stop with the books already or so help me I will take all your books
rip them up and burn them then I will go find Jiraiya and force him to stop writing!
OH AND I WILL DO THIS ALL IN FRONT OF YOU OH AND I WILL AND CAN DO IT KUNOICHIS RULE SHINOBI DROOL! WHAT NOW?!
Naruto: Wow…that was a lot of questions…. ((AUTHOR'S NOTE PEOPLE!!))
Shikamaru: "Kunoichias rule, Shinobi drool?" Gosh…that's insulting. I can't lose to a girl, now can I? (smirks at Temari)
Ino: Ohhh!! Shikamaru is flirting with Temari!
Temari: (blush) Shut up….
Chihiro: (smiles) People, the answers….
Neji: Right, the meaning of life is to become stronger and try to accomplish your dreams…even though you have no control over you destin-
Naruto: DON'T START THAT AGAIN!!
Sakura: Well, I'm still trying to raise my skill; I've been trying to learn for about 3 years
now! No, I cannot summon an animal, but Tsunade-sama is trying to teach me summon a
slug. Yes, I did know I was like a daughter to her, she treats me very well.
Tsunade: (sniffs) Thank you Sakura…
(ANSWERS CONTAIN SPOILERS!! BEWARE!!)
Sasuke: It was fun! I had a great time! He was pretty weak, actually when I fought him. I
don't think I should kill Karin yet, she can be useful to me….
((personally, I don't like Karin either!))
(END SPOILER! Hehehe…)
Hinata: (shreds question) N-next question p-please!
Naruto: Umm, Hinata…what about your question?
Hinata: Wh-what are you talking about Na-naruto-kun?
Naruto: Umm…okay Hinata.
Kankuro: Naruto, the question was if Hinata- (Hinata tackles Kankuro)
Naruto: Hinata?! Get off him! (pulls Hinata off Kankuro)
Hinata: (blush)
Ino: Who are you to tell me that? I bet you are ugly and (gets strangled by ropes)
Chihiro: (frowns) I'm sorry…Ino didn't mean ANYTHING she said. She's just a Sasuke-
crazed fan-girl. ((I hate Ino))
Kurenai: I am NOT going out with Asuma!
Shino: But, do you like him sensei?
Kurenai: (blush) Yes….
Asuma: YES!! I mean….whatever…(grins)
Kakshi: (hugs book) NO!! YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY BOOKS AND JIRAYA-
SAMA!! OR I WILL COME AND FORCE YOU TO READ MY PORN!
Jiraya: I am NOT going to stop writing these books! They are my life! (looks proud)
Chihiro: Okay, okay, Jiraya-sama! Here is our next question!:
Dear Naruto:
Did you know that you are the smartest, cutest, smexiest, strongest, fastest,
best ninja ever? Oh, and did you know that SasUKE luves u?
-Lunar
Naruto: Thank you Lunar! (looks at Sasuke) SEE? I have fan-girls too! (starts to sing "I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt")
Hinata: (blushes even MORE)
Shikamaru: Uhh….Naruto what about the other part?
Naruto: (stops singing) Hmm? (looks at letter and face turns pale) WHAT THE HELL?! No he doesn't! Right, Sasuke?!
(Shino tries to say his "line" but he has cloth stuffed in his mouth and is tied with ropes)
Sasuke: Yeah! C'mon people, I'm NOT gay! ((hehehe…not too much))
Itachi: (sneer) What about that time when you kissed Naruto?
Sasuke: That was an- OH MY GOD! ITACHI WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?!
Itachi: (looks at watch) About 5 minuets ago….
Sasuke: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!! YOU KILLED MY FREAKIN' FAMILY!!!
(Kakashi and Sakura have to restrain Sasuke)
Chihiro: (gives evil look at Sasuke) Don't…hurt…Itachi-san!!
Neji: I thought you were a Gaara fan-girl.
Chihiro: (shifts uncomfortably) I can be both, can't I? NEXT QUESTION!!
Kakashi-
What are you REALLY doing when you're late?
-Jimmy
Kakashi: Well, as you know my best friend Obito died…and he was the one that gave me my Sharingan, so I go visit the monument with all the KIA (killed in action) ninja's name on it.
Sakura: Anything else sensei?
Kakashi: Or I'm reading my book….. (takes out book at starts to read)
Gaara: COOKIES!!! ALL MINE!!
Kiba: My cookies…..
Chihiro: Okay everybody! That is all of the questions I can include in this chapter! If
yours hasn't been answered don't worry, I'll get to it……eventually. (evil grin) And next
chapter we will be doing dares! It can be for anybody in this room! Dares are going to
be fun! Right everybody?!
Everyone: (groan) NO!!!
Chihiro: (shrugs) Oh well! I'll have fun! BYE!!
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Thanks for all of your questions guys! I hope to see a lot of crazy dares from everyone!
And also please do what the Author's Note asks…people have been sending me questions with 10 sentences in them! Love you all! Bye!
DarkNinjaChihiro (Ramen is GOOOD!!! Gonna go eat some Ramen! And Jake if you are reading this, just want you to know I'm working on the story.)