Drabble Rating: PG
Status: 12/100
Word Count: 200
Theme: Uke Roy #6: "Animal Ears"
"Meow. Meow!"
Alphonse dropped his groceries. "Roy... what are you... wearing?"
Roy only smirked, and languidly stretched. The answer, obviously, was 'Not much.' A pair of black, fuzzy cat ears; an eyepatch; and a very tight pair of leather shorts, black cat tail included.
"I hear that you're taking in strays." Roy rolled onto his back. "Surely you'd want tohave me? Already housebroken, with all my shots; I don't even scratch the furniture."
His mouth worked, but Alphonse simply couldn't come up with a response.
Slowly, suggestively, Roy licked his finger. "I only bite if you want me to, you know. I can be a very loving pet. And I'm so lonely..."
"O-oh?" Alphonse blushed furiously at this point, but joked, "Sorry; Roy won't let me keep more cats."
"No need to worry," Roy smoothly countered, "We're on intimate terms."
The younger man finally caught his breath, and gave a predatory smile. "You'll have to wear a collar, you know. I'm a possessive owner. And we'll have to share baths."
"Is that all?"
"Hm... You'll have to convince me. I do love two other men in my life."
"'Convince you'?" Roy smirked, one split-second before he pounced.