Ask the Naruto Characters

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A/N: OMG! People I'm sooo sorry! My stupid computer messed up and the chapter became all screwed up! So…here is the BETTER version of the chapter…please forgive me!!

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Chihiro: Welcome back everyone! Thanks again for reviewing! And just so you know…the cookie "incident" between Gaara-kun and Kiba-kun and been resolved! ((Gaara-kun won)) So everyone is back to normal!

(BAM!)

Chihiro: Huh? What happened Lee-kun?

Lee: Whoops! I accidentally dropped my weights on Sasuke-kun's head…sorry!

Sakura: Lee you idiot! Sasuke-kun, are you alright?!

Sasuke: (his face is like- XX) Pie….

Everyone else: (sweat drop) Okay….

Chihiro: While we wait for Sasuke to regain his sanity, (Sakura is shaking Sasuke with a lot of force) let us ask some more questions!

Naruto: Yeah! C'mon I have to get out of here!

Uchiha-baka aka sasuke aka sasUKE: Did you know you're hair is really a chicken

that's hiding it's head under you're headband?

Sasuke: Pie….apple pie!!!

Sakura: Uh… I'll answer for Sasuke-kun!

Ino: NO ME!

Sakura: Get away Ino-pig! I'm answering!

Chihiro: Just let Sakura answer, god damn it!

Shino: (in a muffled voice) Profanity!

Sakura: (sticks tongue out) Okay…..SASUKE IS NOT STUPID AND HIS HAIR IS NOT A CHICKEN! HE USES 5 TUBES OF GEL A DAY AND SPENDS 3 HOURS ON HIS HAIR!

Kankuro: And you know all this, how?

Sakura: (blush) Uh…the internet?

Kiba: (cough) She stalks Sasuke. (cough)

Sakura: You little-!

Chihiro: NEXT!

Sakura: Is you're hair a natural pink? Cause I heard from this one chick who

heard from this other chick who heard from this one dude who heard from this one

chick who heard from this other chick who said she heard from this blond girl

with blue eyes who runs a flower shop in konoha that it's dyed.

Sakura: Wait…chick…chick that heard from dude…from chick…from blonde hair girl…I dunno who that is!

Neji: Wow….sad…

Sakura: (laugh) of course my hair isn't dyed!

(Walls close in)

Sakura: Fine! Okay! It's dyed! But only because it makes me look sexier!

Shikamaru: (snort) Yeah right….

Sakura: I'll beat you up!

Shikamaru: Bring it you pink-haired freak!

Chihiro: Guys! Stop! STOP! Just answer your question, Shikamaru-kun!

Shikamaru: Is it true that you're so calm because an ancient prophecy that stated that if you were to ever

be hyper and excited that it would cause the world to end.

Shikamaru: No, that is not true! WHERE THE HECK DID YOU GET THAT IDEA?

(Rocks start falling off the ceiling and the whole word starts to come to an end!!)

Kiba: AHHHH!! MAKE SHIKAMARU CALM DOWN!

Ino: Shika-kun calm down!

Shikamaru: (breathes in) I'm better….

Chihiro: Uhh…right…Kakashi-sensei?

Kakashi: Isn't it true that you wear a mask because you have this horribly ugly

permanent pimple on your chin?

Kakashi: What? That's so not true! My face is too beautiful to be shown to you mortals! HAHAHAHAHA!!

Chihiro: …And so we move on to Ino!

Ino: Is it true that you dyed your hair blond? Cause I heard from this one chick

who heard from this other chick who heard from this one chick who heard from

another chick who heard from this one dude who heard from this other dude who

heard from this one chick who heard from this one girl with short pink hair who

wore red clothes who had this one forehead who lived in Konoha that you dyed

your hair.

Ino: Chick….chick…chick again…chick then dude…pink-haired girl…Uhhh…TenTen?

Everbody: …Sad…

Ino: No, my hair isn't died!

Sakura: (waits for walls to close in) Darn it! She's telling the truth!

Ino: HAHA!

Hinata: Hi! How are you?

Hinata: Umm….I-I'm fine, th-thanks.

Kiba: Did you know that you kinda look like a cat?

Kiba: How do I look like a CAT?! Hinata, do I look like a cat to you?

Hinata: Kinda, Kiba-kun…I'm sorry.

Kiba: NANI?! Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, what do you guys think?!

Naru, Sasu, and Saku: Uh…yeah sorry Kiba.

Kiba: Noooooooooooooooooo!!! (sucks thumb)

Chihiro: I believe that Kiba-kun is scared for life…so let's just keep answering!

Akamaru: -sends him a doggie treat-

Akamaru: (eats doggie treat then goes next to Kiba) Bark!

Lee: are you gay?

Lee: No, I am not GAY! I am just youthful!

Gai: That's right, Lee!

Lee: (crying) Gai-sensei!

Gai: (crying) Lee!

Lee: (crying) Gai-sensei!!

Sakura: (irritated) What about the Lee/Gaara pairing?!

Chihiro: I HATE that pairing!!

Naruto: (sarcastically) I wonder why…..

Sasuke: Pie….Pie! APPLE PIE!!!!

Lee: Eww…me with, GAARA?!

Gaara: That paring is stupid…I love no one.

Chihiro: (cry) Gaara-kun…..why? (sniff)

Neji: Why is you're hair so long? Do you have so much free time that you just

grew your hair long so that you could brush it when you're bored?

Neji: I grew it long because that is a Hyuga custom! But yes, I do brush it when I am bored…

TenTen: It's really fun! I love to braid it!

Neji: (blush) Why did you have to tell them that?

Sakura: Ohhhhh! (giggle) That's cute TenTen!

Kankurou: How much man makeup do you use?

Kankurou: Man make up? You mean my face paint? About one or two tubes per day…it's really expensive!

Temari: Gaara keeps stealing my eyeliner! Now, that's expensive stuff to buy!

Gaara: Do not! (hides eyeliner) Hehehehe…..

Kakashi: Uhh…..that was extremely random.

(Temari takes eyeliner away from Gaara)

Temari: Has you're hair always looked like that?

Temari: Yes, my hair has always looked like this…ever since I was 3.

Kankurou: I loved to pull on her hair…(sigh) good times…

Gaara: Are you going to kill everyone in that room?

-Lunar

Gaara: Yeah, I probably will kill everyone when I get bored….

Chihiro: Even me?!

Gaara: Do you have cookies?

Chihiro: Yeah….

Gaara: (takes cookies) YAY!! Okay…you can live, Chihiro!

Chihiro: (:D) Yay!

Everyone else: (sweat drop)

Gaara: (eats cookies) Yummy….

Chihiro: (smile) Hehehehe! Gaara-kun loves my cookies!

Itachi: ….no cookies for me?

Chihiro: (gasp) Of course Itachi-san! (gives cookies) Here, I'm sorry.

Itachi: Yay! (eats cookies)

Everyone else: (sweat drop AGAIN)

Sakura: I didn't know Itachi likes cookies….

Chihiro: (shrugs) I guess he does…

Sakura: (gasp) Sasuke-kun! That can be Itachi's weakness!

Sasuke: I LIKE CHOCOLATE PIE!! AND HINATA! I LOVE HINATA! (hugs Hinata)

Hinata: (blushes) Oh no….

Sakura, Ino, and all the other Sasuke fangirls: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Naruto: Woah….either Sasuke has gone crazy…or he really likes Hinata…. (frown)

Sakura: (very ticked off) WELL, DO YOU LIKE HIM, HINATA?!?

Hinata: N-no! I-I don't ha-have any fe-felling for Sa-sasuke-kun! He's just a di-distant rel-relative!

(Sasuke is trying to lick Hinata oO)

Sasuke: Yummy!

Ino: (pouts) I have to get Sasuke-kun back to his senses.

Chihiro: (snort) That's not gonna be easy! Okay, next question.

Itachi-

why are you so mean to Sasuke to make him suffer by killing EVERYONE but him. he must be so lonely...(i would understand)...

poor Sasuke! why Itachi?!?! why?!?!?

keira-chan (Sasuke is mine!)

Itachi: I just want my weak little brother to suffer! He's so annoying! And I had nothing better to do that night so…yeah. Plus now he has brain damage…

Sasuke: Kabuto! Buy me a parrot!

Kabuto: Where the heck am I supposed to find a parrot?!

Sasuke: I duuno! JUST FIND ONE!

Kabuto: Help me…

Neji: Oh and, you know, Sasuke isn't yours…it belongs to the guy that made this anime.

Naruto: Yeah! Wait…what?! Somebody MADE US?!?

Sakura: Yeah. You didn't know that?

Naruto: No…(cries)

Hinata: Naruto-kun…it-it's o-okay. (hugs)

Kiba: (jealous) Next question!

Chihiro: Hey! I'm the only one that can say that!

Kiba: Oh come on! I can say it too!

Chihiro: No you can't! Just shut up!

Tsunade: Just give us the next questions!

Chihiro: Fine!

This one goes to Gaara-kun: Is it true that you like anything cookie flavored?

I'm dying to know!

To Ino: Did you know that there are rumors going around that you like

Gaara-kun?

Gaara: Yes! I love ANYTHING cookie flavored! Especially cookie dough ice cream!

Chihiro: (gives Gaara cookie dough ice cream) There you go!

Gaara: Yay! (licks)

Ino: (stares) Um…right…what was my question again?

(Ino reads her question...then gets a VERY angry face.)

Ino: I DO NOT LIKE GAARA! HE'S UGLY AND A FREAK!

Everyone else: (gasp) Oh…she's gonna get it…

Gaara: (starts to cry) Not again!

Chihiro: WHAT DID YOU DO TO GAARA-KUN?! I'LL KILL YOU!!!

(Chihiro and Ino get into a huge fight…and Chihiro wins)

Chihiro: Mwhahaha! Too bad I couldn't kill her…stupid Shikamaru.

Shikamaru: I had to stop you…

Sakura: No you didn't!

To Naruto: Did you know that many believe you actually will become Hokage?

Including ME? I LOVE YOU NARUTO! 3

Naruto: (tears of joy) Thank you! See, Sasuke?! People do believe in me! And that's another fangirl! Yeah!

Chihiro: I believe in you, Naruto-kun! And I'm sure Hinata does too. (sly smile)

Hinata: (tackles Chihiro) Shut up!

Kiba: (sigh) We really have to stop her from doing that all the time…

Shino: (pulls Hinata off of Chihiro) There.

Chhiro: Oww…thanks Shino-kun….

And to Sasuke: How was it like living with Orochimaru, the Japanese Michael

Jackson?

To the author... I'm so putting this in my favz!

kikyouhater118

Sasuke: Orochimaru has got pie…so me is happy! If only he had Hinata…

Orochimaru: Sasuke, if you give me your body, I will give you Hinata-sama!

Sasuke: Oki dokie!

Neji: (growl) Don't even think about it!

Orochimaru: Neji is scary…

Naruto and Kiba: (laughing) Hahahaha! Japanese…Michael…Jackson! Hahaha!

Orochimaru: I will destroy all of you! …After my manicure…

Chihiro: (stares at Orochimaru for a long time) Right…well, thanks for your questions and for adding this to your favorites! You are one out of the few that did!

Kankuro: At least SOME people enjoy this…

(Juugo, Karin and Suigetsu walk in) ((A/N: Some of the reader might not know who

these people are, because the show up in the most recent manga chapters))

Suigetsu: Yo!

Karin: Ohhhh! Sasuke-kun! You are here too! (Hugs Sasuke)

Juugo: Eh, we are new here so…what is going on?

Naruto: We have to answer questions and do dares that people want us to do…

Karin: WHAT?! (still hugging Sasuke) That's crazy!

Sakura: Get…off…HIM!! (punches Karin in the face)

Chihiro: YES! GO SAKURA!! I mean…Sakura calm down!

Suigetsu: (smiles) Hey, thanks for that, uh…Sakura, right? I have been wanting to see that for a LOOOONG time!

Chihiro: You guys came in just at the right time! Here are some more questions!

Gaara-

How much is your gourd?

Chihiro: Okay, before you answer, I just want to say that these questions are from Matthew, who is my friend, from school.

Kabuto: Oh, great…

Gaara: Oh, my gourd? I made it out of sand, but the sand has my charka in it, that makes it more valuable I guess. But the sand only works for me.

Chihiro: It doesn't matter! Anything that has ANYTHING to do with Gaara-kun is priceless!

Lee: (whispers to Neji) She has some issues to work out…

Neji: (nods) I'll say…she is obsessed with Gaara.

Sasuke-

If you run out of electricity, do you use Chidori?

Sasuke: I use Chidori to make marshmallows and fried chicken…but I guess I could use it for light too!

Tayuya: Do you use Chidori to make pie?

Sasuke: Huh? Pie…..PIE!! OMIGOD!! PIEEEE!!! (squeals like a little girl)

Tsunade: (sigh) Why did you have to do that, Tayuya?

Tayuya: (grins) 'Cause I'm evil of course!

Jiraya: I will kill you….

Choji-

Would you choose your mom, or a ham?

Matthew

Chihiro: Choji, your answer?

Choji: NO! I won't answer!

Chihiro: Why not?

Choji: Because I can't choose!

Ino: Just pick one and get it over with!

Choji: I'm sorry MOMMY!! (takes out ham and bites it) Yummy…

Everyone else: OO Harsh….

Chihiro: Right, uh…good questions Matthew…kinda.

TenTen: So, what questions are next?

Chihiro: Wait, give me a sec…(Reads questions)

Kakashi: Well?

Chihiro: (smiles) This is from one of my best friends, Jake.

Naruto: Jake? That's a weird name.

Chihiro: (frown) "Naruto" is a weird name!

Naruto: Is not! It's an awesome name!

Shino: You're named after a type of fish food…

Naruto: Yeah…well…(bites lip) my name is still better than his!

Chihiro: (rolls eyes) Whatever…and here is his question.

Kakashi-

Where did you get your dogs? I want some!

-Jake

Chihiro: Thanks, Jake!

Kakashi: Well, to summon the nin dogs, I had to sign a contract in blood.

Naruto: Yeah! I had to do that so I could summon frogs!

Jiraya: Toads!

Naruto: Whatever!

Kakashi: So if you are a ninja, and you want to summon animals, just come over to place sometime, and I will see what I can do!

Chihiro: Right…I hope that helped. Now all you have to do is become a shinobi! (laughs) I'd give anything to become a shinobi…(sigh)

Neji: (sigh) I'd give anything to become a fish…

Everyone else: (turns slowly to look at Neji) …Something is wrong with him…

TenTen: (sarcastically) Great! Now everybody in my team is weird!

Chihiro: (still staring at Neji) Okay…um…the…ah…next questions.

Lee-
Do you honestly think you have a chance with Sakura?

and one more

Sasuke-
Are you ever gonna be a good guy again!! I miss the old you!!

-Vy

Lee: Of course I have a chance with Sakura-san! (turns to Sakura) Right?!

Sakura: Uh…um…no.

Lee: (cry) WHY?! NOOOOOO!!

(Lee runs over to TenTen and hugs her)

Lee: (sniff) Why…?

TenTen: (hugging Lee) It's okay, Lee-kun.

Sasuke: I will return to Konoha to repopulate my clan after I kill Itachi! …and eat pie!

Shikamaru: (groan) Just make him shut up!

Karin: You shut up! Lazy idiot!

Shikamaru: (glares at Karin) Temari…make Sasuke AND that annoying girl shut up.

Temari: Thought you'd never ask!

(Temari ties Karin and Sasuke to a pole and stuffs pie in their mouths)

Temari: There, are you two comfortable?

Karin: (Angrily shakes head)

Sasuke: (Happily nods)

Chihiro: Temari…you are great!

Temari: I know! Now show us those next questions, please.

Chihiro: 'Kay!

Kiba: How come she can say that?

Temari: Be quiet!

Kiba: Yes, master.

Sasu-teme: Ok, teme. What do you think of these pairings, SasuSaku, SasuNaru,
SasuIno, SasuHina, and one other pairing, but I won't mention it because you
probably have never heard of that character and yea. Oh and one last thing,
yaoi. Do you like yaoi? Bye bye Sasu-teme.

Chihiro: That was weird…right so let's go! Sasu-teme? Your answers? (laughs)

Sasuke: I hate all of those pairing except for SasuHina! (giggles)

Hinata: (oO) Please…no…

Sasuke: Yaoi? Uhh…not really 'cause that has nothing to do with pie!!

Naruto: (gross out from hearing SasuNaru) Dude…yaoi is guy with guy.

Sasuke: Oh, Orochimaru loves that!

Orochimaru: He doesn't know what he's saying!

Sakura: I HATE yaoi! (cries) Sasuke-kun doesn't love me…

Naruto: I do!

Sakura : Ughhh…

Saku-san: Hi Sakura, oh yea, that's what I'm calling you. Now, do you like yaoi?
COME ON, if it is yaoi, who would you want to be with who? Oh and Ino. Do you
want to be with Ino? Also ditch Sasu-teme. (throws brick at Sasu-teme) OH and
Saku-san, I'm giving you darts and other sharp pointy objects. USE them on
Sasu-teme. Bye bye.

Sakura: SHUT UP! No, I don't want to be with Ino. (pukes) And I'm not going to ditch Sasuke-kun! And I WON'T use those objects on Sasuke-kun…but Naruto is another matter.

Naruto: Oh geez! (Dodges sharp pointy objects) AHHHHHH!!

Hinata: Naruto-kun!


Naru-kun: Hi Naruto-san! You are like one of my favs! Isn't Yondaime-sama cool?
I call him Yon-kun because well, he's the best. Still though, if he was alive
would you like to meet him? I would love to meet him of course. (hands Naruto darts
and other sharp pointy shiny objects) Use them well my friend, on Sasu-teme. Oh
and also if you call him Itachi's Little Brother, he gets annoyed all the time.
(small evil giggles) Oh and also, call him Oro's secret lover, he hates that.
Bye bye Naru-kun!

Naruto: (gasp gasp) I'm gonna surpass Yondaime!! …but yeah he is cool. I would like to meet him! That would be great! (laughs) Awsome! Hey, Oro's secret lover! You might wanna duck!

(Naruto starts pegging Sasuke with darts and sharp objects)

Sasuke: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HELP ME!!!

Naruto: MWHAHAHAHA!! RUN ORO'S SECRET LOVER! RUUUUNNN!!!

Sakura: NO! SASUKE-KUN!!! (cries)

Everyone else: (wide eyes)

Anko: Naruto is becoming an assassin…

Gaara: Spill his blood, Naruto!

Chihiro: (OO) Gaara-kun…

Tsunade: STOP THE MADDNESS!!

Chihiro: (evil laugh) NEVER!!

(Sasuke and Naruto sit down)

Sasuke: Owiee…

Hina-sama: Hi Hinata-sama, how are you doing? I support you with Naruto all the
way (waves NaruHina flag) oh and also Kiba (waves a KibaHina flag in other hand)
I support mostly all couples. Except a select f ew...What do you think of being
paired with Sasu-teme? Oh and also, who would you want to date if you couldn't
have Naru-kun?

Hinata: (blushes a lot) Umm…th-thank you for s-supporting us…

Kiba: (has a huge smile) Yay!

Naruto: (blink) People want us to be together, Hinata?

Hinata: (blush) I guess…

(Naruto is quiet for a long time) ((Wait, no! That's impossible!!))

Naruto: (smiles) Cool!

Hinata: (wide eyed) Umm…I don't re-really like me being p-paired with Sas-sasuke-kun. I don't hate hi-him. But I j-j-just want to be f-friends. (looks at Ino and Sakura)

Ino: (nods) GOOD!!

Sakura: Just don't try anything.

Hinata: (scared) Umm…if I c-couldn't be w-with Na-naruto-kun, then I gu-guess I wo-would be happy with Ki-kiba-kun…

Kiba: (punches air) All right!!

Hinata: (blush)


Kiba: (squeals) You're singing voice is so HOT! You are the best character, well
besides Yondaime, Naru-kun, Kaka-san, ITACHI! Oh and also (hands Kiba shiny
sharp pointy objects) My friend, give them to Hina-sama so that she can use
them. Bye bye KIBA! (squeals and hugs Kiba)

Kiba: YAY! I really have a hot singing voice? Cool! (gives Hinata the stuff) Uh…here.

Hinata: (blinks) I don't want these.

Kiba: (shrug) Throw them away I guess…

Sakura: You can sing?

Kiba: Yeah! And I have fan girls too! (grins) Hehehehe…

Temari: …Okay, sing…

Kiba: (blush) 'Rather not.

Jiraya: Oh, oh! I'll sing! I'll sing!!

Tsunade: Oh no…

(Jiraya starts to sing "I Wanna Love You" by Akon oO)

Everyone else: AHHHHHHH!! MAKE IT STOP!!!

Tsuande: (hits Jiraya on head) Shut up pervert!

Naruto: Be quiet, Ero-sennin!!

Jiraya: STOP CALLING ME THAT!

Naruto: Mwhahahaha! Never!!

Okay, that's all from me,

Sasu-teme: Seriously, get with a girl oh and also, Itachi and the group that
he's with is better then you in everyway. Bye bye now.

-from little old me,
Yondaime-kun

Sasuke: A girl? Uhhh…Hinata! Right?!

Hinata: Not me! (hides behind Kiba)

Sasuke: Group? What group? Do they make pie?

Chihiro: No…its an evil organization called Akatsuki that kills Jinchuurikis by extracting the Bijuus within them.

TenTen: …Wow…

Neji: Hey, where's Lee and Gaara?

(Lee and Gaara-kun are watching TV)

Dora the Explorer: Did u hear that? It sounds like Swiper, the fox!

Boots: Oh no!

Dora: Where's Swiper?

Gaara: He's in the tree!

Dora: (gasp) He's in the bushes?

Gaara: No you idiot, he's in the tree!

Lee: Uhhh…Gaara-kun, he's in the bushes.

Gaara: Hehehe...I know!

Lee: Then why…?

Gaara: Because I'm evil!!

Chihiro: (O.O) The world has gone insane…

(Towards end of show)

Dora: What was your favorite part?

Gaara: The part when I KILL YOU!!

Dora: …

Gaara: (blink)

Dora: I liked that part too!

Gaara: Hehehe!

Boots: I liked when we met that child molester!

Everyone: (O.O) Uhhh…

Jiraya: This show is great!

Dora: I liked the part when we ate the baby blue bird!

Sakura: Aren't they supposed to help the bird?

Suigetsu: What is this show called?

(Lee looks at a show listing)

Lee: Dora the Explorer…maXed out version…

Everyone: …

Chihiro: He-here are some m-more questions…

Shikamaru

Why the heck are you so freakin' lazy?!jeez!

Katy

Shikamaru: (sigh) Because I don't like to do stuff that uses too much effort…and maybe it's a birth defect! Ever thought of that? HMMM?!

Neji: That's not possible…

Shikamaru: Shhhh! (whispering) They don't know that!

Chihiro: Now we do! Next!

Sasuke,
What would you do if I told you, make out with someone in this room or I would
kill you. (And I really would.)

Sasuke,
If your other goal is to revive your clan... then you're gonna need a girl...
unless you plan trying it with a guy... (EW.)
-Alexa (Sasuke's #1 Fan!!) (...or #2...?)

Sasuke: Then…I would make out with someone.

Sakura: (excited) Who?!

Sasuke: This piece of pie! (holds up pie) and Hinata!

Hinata: (moans)

Naruto: (face turns white) SHUT UP!

Neji: (grinds teeth) You try that and you die!!

Ino: (sigh)

Karin: WHAT?!? You choose PIE over me?

Sasuke: …Yeah!!

Chihiro: (laughs) Nice, Sasuke-kun! And the other question? Well, it's more of a statement…

Sasuke: I know…so it's useful I've a lot of fan-girls! Hehehe… Plus, why would I try it with a guy?

Naruto: Ummm….no reason, Oro's secret lover…(grins)

Sasuke: Huh?

Chihiro: Nothing…Sasuke…we still have more questions!

Kakashi- Has anyone else read
your book?

-no name

Kakashi: Of course! All the other fans over 18 years old! This is an amazing book!

Naruto: Ehh…I read it once, and I found it pretty boring.

Kakashi: WHAT?! I'll destroy you for saying that!

Naruto: AHHHHHH!!

Tsunade: Kakashi! You can't kill your students!

Kakashi: Why not?

Tsunade: 'Cause then I'll have to fill out a lot of paperwork! Plus I'll have to cut your pay!

Kakashi: (growls) Fine!

Jiraya: Young people don't know the beauty of these books!

Chihiro: What beauty? The cover is pretty ugly…

Jiraya: Don't judge a book by its cover!

Chihiro: …Whatever…

Naruto: Hey, Chihiro…

Chihiro: Yeah?

Naruto: I've been thinking…

(Everyone else gasps)

Naruto: (looks ticked) Since the readers can ask questions to dead people too…can you bring back Yondaime?!

Chihiro: Oh my gosh! Naruto, that's a brilliant idea! I love Yondaime!!

Neji: What about Gaara?

Chihiro: I'm sorry, Gaara-kun…

Gaara: …

Naruto: C'mon! C'mon!!

Yondaime: (walks in) Huh? I'm back? What the heck?!

Jiraya: Arashi! ((A/N: Yondaime's real name))

Yondaime: OMG! Jiraya! What's going on?

Sakura: (points to Chihiro) Chihiro brought you back from the dead to answer questions and do dares…

Yondaime: (turns to Chihiro) Hey, thanks! (grins like Naruto) I've missed being alive…

Naruto: I'm gonna become stronger than you! I learned Rasengan in less than half of the time it took you! HA!

Yondaime: (narrows eyes) Uhh…you look familiar…

Naruto: (angry) You're the guy that sealed this damn fox inside me!!

Shino: Profanity!!!

Yondaime: (frown) Well…you see…I uhh…oh like you would understand!

Chihiro: Don't get angry at Yondaime-sama! (turns to Yondaime) You're awesome…

Yondaime: Err…thanks, but why is she staring at me like that?

Chihiro: (drool) Hehehe…

Gaara: (frown) She's not the only one…

(All of the girls in the room are drooling over Yondaime)

Yondaime: Uhh…can we please move on?

Chihiro: Sure…

Sasuke: (... strangely one of my fave characters)
Why are you such a cold, heartless, egoistic, indifferent, shit-headed
BASTARD?!?!?!?!?!?! (excuse my language. XD)

Shino: PROFANITY!!!

Temari: SHUT UP BEFORE I DESTROY YOU!!

Sasuke: Me? Bastard? What did I do…?? (sad face)

Karin: You call yourself a fan??

Chihiro: …This is awesome!

2. Sasuke: (Don't ask okay... but him and Sakura are my 2 fave characters!)
What the hell did you mean when you said "thank you" to Sakura?! HUH?!?! Thank you for what?! Fainting?!

Shino: (in small weak voice) Profanity…

TenTen: (slams Shino with scroll) DIE!!

Sasuke: I said thank you so she would be shocked and I could escape. Hehehe…

Sakura: (cries) No…

Ino: Yes...

Sasuke: And she made me pie for my birthday and I had forgotten to thank her so…

Chihiro: (stares) Uhh…


3. Sakura: (Other fave.)
Do you still love Sasuke, because it doesn't seem like it. (no offense.) You
still rock though!! (even if you don't have feelings for the cold-hearted
Bastard, over there. XD) (Yes... I am a SasuSaku fan...) O.o

Chihiro: I like SasuSaku too…but Sasuke is…gone…

Sakura: I DO love Sasuke! What makes you think I don't

Chihiro: Well, I hate to say this…but you kinda seem to like Naruto in Shipuuden…

Sakura: What?! Eww! No way!

There. my questions. But seriously... (although he is totally awesome!) Someone,
(like Sakura,) should beat some sense back into Sasuke's thick scull. (Don't ask
why i'm so mean to Sasuke, even though he's one of my favorite characters! XD)
Love the chapter! Update soon please! YOU ROCK!!

-NoOnesGal1848

Chihiro: Thanks! So right…before anyone else gets hurt or anything…let's go on to the next questions.

Everyone else: …

Chihiro: …

Lee: Well?

Chihiro: I'm out of questions! Nooooo!!

Naruto Characters: YEAH!!

Shikamaru: So, we can go home now?

Chihiro: Haha! No! We still have lots of dares to do next chapter!

Shikamaru: How troublesome…

Naruto: (groan)

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DarkNinjaChihiro: Hehehe…right so that's the end! (as if you haven't figured that out) I'm really sorry for taking so long! But I was on vacation and I couldn't find a computer!

Gaara: So next chapter, we have to do dares?

Chihiro: YES! (someone, dare me to kiss Gaara! xD)

Gaara: Oh god, this is gonna suck…

Chihiro: Hey wanna listen to "Hero's Come Back" by Nobodyknows+?

Gaara: Sure!

Chihiro: Yay! Japanese music is awesome!!