Masimo just went and came. Blimey O'Reilly trousers! what am going to dooo.
How can he expect me to wait a week.
A BLOODY WEEK!
Cant he just say " Oh Gerorgia bella. I'am such a fool..Wet Lindsay is nobody to me please take my hand and be my girl-y-friend"
oh why must love be so...so...confusing?
SATURDAY JUNE 18th
11:08 am
all aloney on my owny oh merde and TRIPLE poo.
11:25 am
phoned Jas
"Jas"
"Gee..im sorry but Tom and I are"
"Jas"
"WHAT"
"Shut up"
"Well why did you call me then if you didnt want to talk to me"
"Well I'm TRYING to but you keep rambleing on about you and Hunky "
silence "Jas"
more silence "JAS!..this is serious its a matter of life and death"
"...fine...what is it "
" I'm bored"
she hung up the phone
11:30 am
called my real pal Rosie
"hello"
"Ro-Ro"
"GEE"
"Ro-Ro i have dreadful news"
"whats is it Gee..did Masimo say he doesnt want to be your lurrve god"
(blimey you can always count on your friends to make a situation feel much better.Cheers Rosie)
"NO!..gosh Rosie of course not(er) "
"oh..well then what is it "
" I am bored to the fullest point of boredom"
" Ah well then we can fix that"
"how"
silence "Rosie"
more silence "Rooooooossssssssssiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeee"
"hold on I'm thinking"
"oh..phwar..i thought you just pulled a Jas and hung up on me"
" AHA!...how about we go see a movie"
"good idea"
"Fab...i heard theres a really good flick we can go see at 2pm "
"s laters"
"ciao"
ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod.
why must she speak the sex luurrve gods language to me?
5:00 pm
In my bed of DOOM.
A movie about dancing pengiuns is not a "really good flick"
5:07pm
Did i forget to mention that we ran into Dave the L. at the movie's?
Apperently he (like rosie) enjoy movies about dancing artic creatures.
It was really akward . We just started at each other for what seemed like 20 trillion years until he finaly said something.
"hey sex kitty enjoying the artic penguins"
"uh..er...um"
" I know...i leave alot of girls speechless"
I could feel my red bottom-osity growing huge like Jas' nickers "ah..yes but"
" Im sorry sex kitty I have to go now. Mabe I'l l swing by your house or something. Later"
and with that he left
I truly do now know what boys mean by LATER?
SUNDAY JUNE 19th
9:03 am
mutti wants to go to the house of our lord? pfft..She says "we are a decent family and at least should go to our church"
9:25 am
Mutti cancels our plans to go visit th lords home since libby left scuba diving barbie in the loo and when she went to go use the piddle department it got stuck so she had to call a plumber. AND MY MUTTI THINKS THE PLUMBERS GORGEY!
I have to say this is reminding me of the Dr. Clooney fiasco.