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Nobility
Chapter 15 Shego and Seduction
"That was super ladies," Bonnie yelled and clapped her hands. "I think the adjustments we've made to the routine yesterday and today will work out just fine when I can't be with you." The five monkey ninja that had been watching clapped and howled excitedly too.
"This is an interesting way to practice," Hope said as she wiped her brow with a towel. "I didn't think cheering without clothes or shoes on would work when you suggested it Bonnie, but I really love the breeze when I do my cartwheels and Herkies. I just fee so free!"
"It's how I practice out in the back yard," Bonnie said with a wry smile.
"Maybe we should hold all our practices at Bonnie's house from now on," Crystal tittered. "And Ron and Rufus can watch us." The brunette overtly winked at the naked mole rat lying by the springs. Rufus groaned, smiled weakly and tossed a tiny wave back.
"It's too bad you can't perform like that during a game," Ron tittered from the sidelines next to his Little Buddy. "The guys would play extra hard and I betcha could fill the bleachers two or three times over if you did the routine without a stitch on like that."
"More like ten times," Shego said, slowly applauding as she emerged from the trees and walked up on the group. "I'd attend a few games myself if you pranced around in the raw all the time during a game. Maybe you could get the players to play in the buff too."
"Shego!" Kim said taking a naked defensive stance. "How did you find us and why did you come? Are you here for a fight?"
"Chill out Princess," the green hued woman said as she walked over and took a glove off to test the water in the hot spring. "I'm only here out of curiosity. I've overflown your little getaway cabin a few times in the hover car and wanted to see it up close."
"What about your boyfriend Midas," Ron asked as he stood unclothed in front of the other bare cheerleaders to protect them. "Are you tired of him already?"
"Are you kidding me?" Shego let out a cackling laugh. "No, he strained his brain while lifting weights." The light green Villainess became serious for a second. "No, actually he was having some problems and went to see his doctors. They found an aneurysm." Shego pointed at Kim, "Your Mother is operating on him tomorrow. I want the best for my man so I brought him to Middleton. I just wanted to tell you he and I are getting married when he recovers and I'm out of the business."
Kim eased her stance slightly, still wary of her main bane of existence. "I love the locution Shego but I don't sense the sentiment."
"Kimmie, Kimmie Kimmie," Shego said as she took off her other glove and started to kick off her boots, "do you know how much Midas charges for his services?" Kim slowly shook her head. "I didn't think so. Let me just say he has the golden touch is in his hands, and a few other places on his body. He makes more in one day than I could steal in a week and he's great in bed. I don't need to work no more." She started to unzip her jumpsuit but stopped before exposing her breasts. "Can we talk in the springs or do you want to stand out here and catch your death of cold?"
"Why don't you ladies wait in the cabin where you'll be safe," Kim said cautiously as she slipped into the water opposite to where Shego stood. "If you see any of the monkey ninjas, tell them we have an intruder."
"That won't be necessary," Shego said with a wave of her hand dismissing the squad. "The little fellas know me from when I worked with Fist one time and they trust me." She lithely slipped out of her jumpsuit and into the water. "Oooooh, this feels wonderful!"
"Are you serious about getting out of the villain stuff," Ron asked as he took his place beside Kim and she snuggled into his embrace, "cause that would really simplify things for Kim and me."
"Wait," Shego said as she sat up and shook her head to clear it, "are you still going steady? I thought you two would be history by now."
"We're more than going steady," Kim tittered and kissed her husband on the lips, "we got married last Monday. It happened fairly fast but we'll still have the big ceremony for our relatives after school lets out. That's the way it goes sometimes."
"What happened?" Shego queried as she laid back into the soothing hot water. "I know. You're such a prude but you suddenly got all hot and bothered for the Buffoon's bod. When you couldn't do it because of your upbringing you jumped the gun and went to Vegas to get hitched. You couldn't wait for him to give you a good shag could you?"
"Yep, that's about the size of it," Ron chuckled, "cept the Vegas part."
"Be quiet Ron," Kim said a bit tweaked as she splashed some water at his face. "Shego doesn't need to know about our personal lives." Kim blushed a bit and turned to the ex-Villainess. "No, what happened is Bonnie, the brunette that was watching, was my chief rival at school and she found out she's pregnant. Ron and I offered our help and, well, to make a long story short we became friends and in the process I found out how much my life would suck if Ron wasn't around. That's why we got married. What's your story? Why would you want to give up the thrilling, glamorous life of crime?"
"Thrilling?" Shego cackled out a laugh, "it's not all that thrilling or glamorous. When Dr. D was around I'd sit in the lair and listen to him babble on and on about his latest scheme. It was laser this or ray that. It, was, boring! The only time I got out of the lair was when I went to steal a part or two that he needed. Then I was contractually obligated to return. With Drakken in the hoosegow and my contract expiring I was able to get rid of all those cheap henchmen he always hires and go out whenever I wanted. When Midas proposed I did a little calculating and realized I could give up the evil life and live like a queen! Well that and like I said, he's great between the sheets." Shego laced her fingers together and started squirting small water geysers. "The only thing I'll miss is our little playtimes together Princess."
"So I guess that means we're really out of the business," Ron sighed as bubbles burbled up out of the water from beneath him.
"Ron! Excuse you!" Kim said fanning her nose.
"Hey, the hot water makes me do it," the blond countered to his wife.
"Well, when you put it that way." A few huge bubbles came from below where Kim was sitting and she blushed a deep red. "I've been holding them in like, forever."
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"So then Dr. D. screamed like a little girl and fainted dead away," Shego said and laughed as she scraped her plate then forked the last little bite into her mouth. She wiped her mouth with a napkin and handed the fork, plate and napkin to a black clad ninja who disappeared into the cabin. "That was the best trout and fried bananas I've ever had," the green hued woman groaned and stretched. "Where'd you get the bananas?"
Ron pointed into the darkness that surrounded the campfire/cooking area in front of the cabin. "We grow our own in a hothouse that we set up out there about a half mile away. It's set right on top of a hot spring so the air inside is always at ninety degrees or more in the inner chamber and the outer surrounding room is always a comfortable seventy two. Just perfect for growing other vegetables."
"That's fascinating Ronnie," Shego enthused, "I'd like to see it sometime. How about now?"
Ron got up off the ground and brushed off his bare bottom. "Sure Shego. Do you wanna get dressed before we go for a walk?"
"It's a nice enough evening Ron," Kim said breaking away from her plate of food for a second. "Just remember to take a couple of lookouts with you."
"Right KP," her blond husband chimed with a thumbs up gesture. "John, Paul, you're with us. We're going to the garden for supplies." Two monkey ninja snapped to attention and one flanked to the left and ahead of Ron and Shego while the other trailed to the right and behind.
When they got to the green house Ron led Shego inside. "So, are you and Kimmie active?" she asked as she checked out a tomato plant ladened with fruit.
"Yeah," Ron enthused, slightly confused by the question, as he opened an inner door. "KP is still on the cheer squad and I'm playin football. In here are our banana trees. They produce year round so the monkey ninjas have plenty of food."
"Uh huh yeah Bananas. That's not what I mean," Shego monotoned as she enter the room. "Have you and Kim slept together?"
"Well," Ron said scratching the back of his neck, "if you wanta count all the times we've fallen asleep on a plane ride home from a mission or when we're watchin TV then yeah, we have slept together a coupla hundred times." He led Shego out of the inner room to the outer area that surrounded the glass enclosure. "Out here we grow tomatoes, lettuce, cucumbers and other vegetables. KP really loves her salads when were up here. When we're not around, the monkeys take the excess to a neighbor of ours. He sells the veggies to a market in the closest town about thirty miles from here."
"How does Kimmie put up with..." Shego muttered, shaking her head in frustration before she came out and asked the question she wanted answered. "What I'm askin is have you and she done it yet?"
"Done what?" Ron asked innocently.
"Had sex!" Shego almost screamed. "I've been askin if you and the Princess have had sex yet! Have you danced between the sheet, gotten jiggy, done the mattress mambo, gotten down and dirty... have you two fucked yet!"
Ron stared at Shego for ten seconds before he smiled. "Of course KP and I have had sex, we're a married couple now. I've also done it with Bonnie a few times and twice with Tara. KP even got together with Bon Bon after our wedding ceremony. Why?"
"I talked to some of the cheer squad members," Shego confided in a sexy purr. "From the stories they told me I gather you're quite a stud." Her hips swayed as she closed the gap between them and she stroked Ron's cheek. "With Midas in the hospital for a while I got a little itch I want you to scratch. Would you scratch me Ronnie?"
"Gee Shego," Ron said backing up, "I, I don't know. Where's the itch? On your back or... Oh, there!"
"What's the matter Stoppable," the green skinned woman pouted as she held her arms out to the side showing him every curve and continued to step toward the backing up boy, "don't you like what you see? Don't you think I have a great body."
"I think you have a super body Shego," Ron conceded as he reached the corner of the room and couldn't back up any further. "It's only I promised KP I wouldn't touch another girl without her permission. She's in charge of all things sex-like in our relationship."
"You need permission to make out with me?" Shego begged in astonishment as she boxed him into the corner with an arm on each side of him and her hands starting to glow with shimmering plasma.
"It's what I told KP I'd do," Ron said crossing his heart as he shrunk in as tight trying to avoid her flaming hands.
"So that means..." Shego sexily said as she moved closer and ran a extinguished hand over his chest. Ron could feel the heat from her still hot hand. "...you don't want to fuck me right now?" Shego reached down and fondled Ron's private area as she seductively said, "The Princess doesn't need to know."
"SHEGO NO!" Ron yelped and tried to claw and scratch his way backwards up the glass wall.
"Settle down Stoppable!" Shego holler. "Why don't you want me?"
"Shego," Ron shouted, "you tried to kill Kim and me more than a coupla dozen times over the years! I might find your body wantable but you've tried to kill me and KP! We might have a truce or the beginning of a friendship with the way things are, but you tried to kill me! But worst of all you tried to kill Kim! I don't think I could get it up if I tried cause of that!"
Shego reeled back three steps in shock as if someone had delivered a powerful upper cut to her jaw. After a few seconds her shoulders slumped forward in defeat as she said in a soft introspective voice, "You're right Stoppable. No matter how much I want it, no matter how desirable you find me we'll always have our past between us. I know it doesn't mean much but I'm sorry for what I've done to you and Kimmie. I can say I was under orders from Drakken but I like, no I love going up against you two. Kimmie is a real challenge to me. She's my equal in fighting and I never know what the outcome of our little tussles will be. And you. You always distract me from my fight with the Princess. You two do your jobs so well as a team no one has a chance to win and take over the world." Shego thought for a second before it hit her. "You know, people always say you're the distraction. In reality, Kimmie's the distraction most of the time. She would take on the henchmen or me so you and your rat could dismantle or destroy the laser or earthquake machine or whatever."
"We do what we have to do," Ron quietly said with a shrug. "What's important to us is the job gets done. It don't matter to me if I'm the distracter or the destructor. I think KP feels the same way."
"You truly are a team," Shego said in defeat as she took another step back, "and I can see why the Princess wants her Prince by her side." Shego turned and walked to the door. "Let's go back and join the others."