ohbloodyhell.
After seeing Dave the L at the movies I cant stop thinking about him.
Hes so Fabbity fab, but he's not gorgy like Masimo or S.G.
But then again he is Hornmeister Dave .
I wonder if he serious about me and him.
him and me. Dave the Laugh and Georgia the..uh..er.
oh bugger bum im soooooooooooooooooooooooo confused that I might just get the cosmic drooop.
I mean I do like Dave the L alot alot alot ALOT.
but were just snogging buddies. Nothing more. Nothing less.
9:50 am
or are we?
9:58 am
no just friends.
10:00 am
who just happen to snog frequently
10:05 am
SHUT UP BRAIN SHUT UP!
10:25 am
hahahahahahahahahhahahahha and lalala
Mark big gob and A.D.M (astonishingly dim monica)
were seen snogging like snogging snoggers on the park bench!
poor A.D.M. getting Marks big gob all over her face.
He kisses all wet and suck like whelk boy...
DISGUSTING!
just thinking about it makes me want to go wash my mouth out with some soap .EEK
10:45 am
Mutti and Vati are taking libby to go get a new "fwend"
since gordy and angus kiddnaped one of hers and took it as a sacrifice to naomi across the street. She is a Fancy cat and a Kitty vixin too.
Mabe Naomi has red bottomosity and is attracting all the boy cats to her like a lour or something.
2 minutes later
No, no wait.
Mr. Across the street just saw Angus and Gordy and is trying to chase them off with a broom
5 minutes later
bahaha Angus just knocked the broom from Mr.Across the streets hands!
Naomi is just watching them.
7 minutes later
ANGUS BIT HIM!
oh the joie de vivre!
1:00 pm
Libby. oh sweet,sweet Libby .
she came home with Mr. Patato head who astonishingly looks alot alot ALOT like bald baldy Uncle Eddie.
maybe they were Separated at birth or something.
1:05 pm
I told Mutti and Vati about how Mr.Patato head and Uncle Eddie look the same and they got all huffy huff nickers up the bum-oley with me and said that I should be nicer to my elders and blah blah blah.
1:55 pm
I had some milky pops and a pop-tart since Mutti didnt want to make me a decent meal.
soon I will be all skin and bones and have knees like Wet Lindsay...EEK!
if that ever happens I will truly go mad and possibly kill myself.
2:30 pm
ALL ALONIE ON MY OWNIE...
2:35 pm
nothing
3:00 pm
Its official!
i have just died of bordom!
I am past the land of boredom and in the boredom UNIVERSE!
3:05 pm
I wonder what Dave the L is doing?
or What S.G. Robbie is doing?
or Italiano Lurrvve God Masimo is doing?
3:25 pm
WHAT IF THERE ALL HAVING A " EX-BOYFRIENDS or SOON TO BE BOYFRIENDS" MEETING AND THERE TALKING ABOUT ME!
ohmygodohmygodohmygod
then I will move somewhere far far away.
mabe kiwiagogo since thats is beyond far away.
Its practically on the other side of the WORLD!
3:30 pm
no not kiwiagogo.
that would remind me to much of the deep guitar playing sex god of all sex gods Robbie.
mabe pizza-agogo?
oh giddy god and so forth
that is were dreamboat Masimo is from!
oh Jas' nickers twisted in a knot!
I cant go anywhere without being reminded of ALL MY LOVELY LOVER BOYS!
4:25 pm
OH SWEET GORDY BUDDAH LOVING GOD!
lalalala fabbity fab fab FAB!
Rosie called!
she said that the Stiff Dylans are playing tonight!
TONIGHT!
oh merde, poo and Triple merde!
what will i wear?
shall i go with the black?
the black?
or(you wouldnt belive it) the black?
oh soo many choices so little time.
6:26 pm
Lippy.Lippy.
brush.brush.
pant.pant.
mascara.mascara.
Attractive smile Check
lurker free Check
fabbityfab fabulosity Check
I'll meet with the Ace Gang at 7:00 and from there we will dance our arses off and mabe a little 'lets go down the disco' on the way