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Nobility
Chapter 17 On a Dare
"Realllllly! If that's the case," Shego's wicked grin came out again and spread over her face, "let the game begin."
"Ron issued the dare," Kim said with a wry smile, "so you get to choose the venue. Do you want to do it here in the cabin where all the girls can watch, or maybe in the hot springs?"
"Neither," Shego said with a chuckle as she retrieved a set of keys from her jumpsuit folded on the dresser. She went to the cabin door and waggled a finger for the couple to follow. "I want you two all to myself with no one to disturb us." Shego pushed the big red button on the small key chain fob and a hover car swiftly zipped over and landed in front of them. Shego leapt in and pushed a button on the control panel. A king-size bed slid out from a concealed compartment and took up most of the floor space of the craft. "Come on you two," Shego urged, "we're going to take a little trip to the moon on gossamer wings."
Kim launched into a somersault and landed on the bed in a reclined position. Ron clambered in and laid down next to his wife. "Do you want me to bring some protection?" the blond boy asked.
"Nah," Shego said waving him off as she set the controls and turned on the automatic pilot, "I don't think I can get pregnant. If you knock me up Stoppable I'll just tell Midas it's his kid. He probably won't know the difference... Well, unless it has your ears."
The squad watched as the hover car hovered for a moment before it took off straight up. It paused briefly at five hundred feet then slowly moved ahead at a leisurely pace. The girls continued to watch until the sleek silver disk disappeared behind a nearby mountain peak.
"The bet is suppose to last for one hour," Bonnie said as she turned to the girls, "so we have some time to kill. What would you ladies like to do?"
"I think I'd like to soak in the springs for a while," Hope chime in as she rubbed and scratched her leg. "I'm a little achy from that last dare Liz gave me."
"It was all in fun," the redheaded cheerleader said to her teammate. "I didn't think you'd actually do it with Jessie."
"Hey," Hope giggled, "I didn't mind doing it with Jess. It's just that the position you had me in was a little awkward and my muscles are sore now since I didn't have enough time to stretch them out properly."
"Do you want to warm up in the hot springs and try again?" blond headed Jessica begged slyly. "I wouldn't mind a second round with you."
"Can I join in?" Crystal queried as she stroked her hands across Hope's stomach while standing behind the raven-haired beauty. "I think we all might like to try that." The girls nodded in agreement.
"If that's the case," Marcella said with a grin, "last one in is a rotten egg."
"I've had enough hot springing for now," Tara said as she got her shoes that were just outside the cabin door. "I think I'd like to see the green house. I'll be back in a little to join you." Chippy walked over, took the platinum blonds hand and led her out into the night.
"Hold up," Bonnie yelled and grabbed her shoes. "I think I'd like to see the garden too."
The other ladies looked at each other, shrugged and followed the trio into the darkness surrounded by a few of the ninjas.
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The ladies of the Middleton High School cheer squad sat around the edge of the hot springs. Most of them had a foot or toe in the water, but all had gotten out after fifteen minutes of wet, Twister® style fun and the tour of the green house. They all looked up when they heard a hum coming at them from the dark starry sky above. The hover car slowly emerged just over the treetops and came in for a landing a few yards from the cabin. Kim and Ron, satisfied smiles on their faces, leapt out of the vehicle when it was still a few feet from landing.
"How'd it go?" Bonnie said as she got up and sauntered over to the metallic aircraft. She looked in and saw Shego sprawled out on the bed fast asleep with a content smile gracing her face. "I see Shego lost the bet since you've been gone a little less than an hour. It must have been close though."
"We woulda got back a whole lot sooner," Ron chirped, "but we couldn't find the off switch for the autopilot."
"Shego hardly lasted five before she was screaming to high Heaven and she's been out cold the rest of the time," Kim added as she wrapped her arms around her husband's waist. "When we looked for the autopilot controls and couldn't find them right away Ron and I decided to continue our little fun in the clouds."
Ron kissed the top of Kim's head. "I have a confession to make KP. I found the autopilot controls right away. I wanted to have some alone time with you."
Kim reached up and stoked Ron's cheek. "I have a confession too Sweetie. I saw the controls right away also. I wanted to go around the mountain a few hundred times with you too." She turned to the girls and said, "It's not that we don't like having you up here at the cabin but Ron and I are kinda on our unofficial honeymoon and we wanted a little alone time together."
"Oh My God," Tara groaned as her hand shot to cover her mouth, "I didn't even think about that! This is like your honeymoon!"
"It's no big," Kim said with a wave of the hand. "Ron and I have enjoyed our time with you and we figured out the new routine for when Bonnie won't be able to be on the squad. We can have a real honeymoon after our big wedding next summer."
"If you'd like," Marcella suggested, "we can go home now and leave you two alone for the rest of the weekend."
"That's not necessary," Kim quickly said. "The weekend is half over and we all don't need to leave until tomorrow night. That way we'll have a day to decompress at home before it's time to go back to school. Ron and I will probably catch up on our sleep the rest of the time up here."
"Still," Liz spoke up, "I kinda miss my boyfriend right now. I'd like to leave in the morning and see if James still remembers me."
"And I'd like to make sure Henry hasn't found anyone new," Marcella said smacking a fist in her hand. "He's probably been drooling over the cheerleaders in the televised football games. That always gives him some urges."
"I think Jason and all our boyfriends might be missing us about now," Tara said with a giggle. "I know I have a few urges myself and Jason better be prepared the next time I see him."
"You've only been going with Jason for a few weeks now T," Bonnie said to her close friend. "Are you ready to take your relationship to that level?"
"Oooooh Yeah!" the blond enthused. "I was a little afraid to take that step before Ron showed me just how good sex can be. Now that I know how great it is I'm not afraid to jump Jason's boner and make him a man."
"Tara!" Kim said in shock. "I've never heard you talk like that before. What's gotten into you?"
"Ron!" the platinum blond said emphatically. "He's so good I want a lot more! And I won't stop pestering Jason until I get it. His parents and their puritan ideals can go to HECK!"
"Well, don't be judgmental if Jason or any of your boyfriends don't live up to Ron Ron's standard," Bonnie warned the group. "I don't think any boy can measure up to Kim's husband, and I've had plenty of guys to compare him with."
"Hey," Ron yelped stepping forward, "I'm standing right here!"
"That wasn't a put down Sweetie," Kim said as she hugged him tight. "Bonnie was only saying you're the best and the girls shouldn't compare their boyfriends to what they've seen you do. The girls might be sorry they didn't make out with you this week when they had the chance."
"I don't think I'm all that," Ron said humbly, "I mean I don't know much about sex. I just do what you seem to like."
Bonnie walked over and gave Ron a peck on the cheek. "That only means you're a sexual savant."
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"This feels weird," Hope said as she pulled on her jeans early the next morning. "I haven't had any clothes on since I arrived and it feels so strange to have something touching my body again."
"I agree," Liz said as she donned her tee shirt. "Does anyone else want to drive home in the nude and get dressed just before we go to school on Wednesday?" All but two of the squad raised their hands.
"Just to let you know," Ron said with a smirk, "there ain't no laws about drivin in the buff but as soon as you step out of the car you can be cited for indecent exposure. I looked it up one time."
"Why would you research that law Sweetie?" Kim queried her husband.
"I was worried that when my pants kept fallin down I might be breaking a law or somethin."
"Since you've been up here and the monkey ninjas know you," Kim said to all the girls, "you ladies are welcome to come up at any time and use the cabin. But don't bring your boyfriends along or the ninjas will pummel them. Just be sure to let Ron or I know so we can alert the monkeys that you're on the way."
"They'll come down the mountain," Ron added, "and escort you back up so you don't trip any of my traps."
"Are the traps that bad?" Liz asked innocently.
""Yes they are," Bonnie nodded as she picked up her backpack and headed for the door. "Ron set one off just before we got here and let me tell you, you don't want to find one of those by accident."
"And that was one of the little ones," Ron snickered.
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Chippy came running out of the house interrupting the sparring match between Kim and four of the monkey ninjas. He jumped up and down and chattered in front of Ron waving his arms frantically.
"What is it Chippy?" Ron queried. "Did Timmy get trapped in that deep hole I've been diggin for a tiger trap?" He paused for a second. "Who woulda thought that hole woulda turned into a water well?"
"Timmy's right here Ron," Kim said as she dodged a punch for one of the small ninja and took a swiping roundhouse kick at the animal. Timmy jumped back avoiding the attack and cartwheeled to the side to join his three other allies.
The four, sensing something was up, took a collective step back and bowed to Kim. She returned the honor and walked over to Ron while she removed the black hood of her combat gi.
Chippy grabbed Ron's hand and dragged him into the cabin.
BeepBeepBeBeep
Kim picked up her Kimmunicator watch and turned it on. "Hey Wade great picture. What's the sitch?"
"Hey Kim," Wade said with a big grin on his face. "I was just testing the new satellite your Father and Brothers help me launch. I guess it works."
"I guess so," Kim giggled, "because you're coming in five by five. What's the coverage for the new bird?"
Wade took a drink from his soda. "The satellite is in orbit directly over the cabin so the entire property is covered and its range extends all the way back to Middleton. It's been in the planning stages ever since you bought the land and I've been tinkering the satellite together in my spare time. I know it's kinda late now with all the bad guys being locked up but I thought you might like to be able to contact your parents or me when you're on the property anyway."
"You rock Wade," Kim said with a smile. "Would you like to test it and see if I can talk to Mom? Please and Thank You."
"Can do," Wade said as he cracked his knuckles and typed in the command.
"Hi Kimmie," Mrs. Dr. Possible sang from behind her desk in her office at the hospital. "How are you enjoying your honeymoon Honey?"
"It hasn't been too shabby Mom," Kim said as her smile amped up. "Actually Ron and I will have to try for a honeymoon later since the entire cheer squad decided to join us and Shego showed up."
"It sounds like the cabin was fairly crowded," Kim's Mother laughed. "If you had a dozen monkeys, eight cute girls and one woman in that small cabin your husband must have been in Heaven."
"You ain't surprised Shego was here?" Ron begged his Mother-In-Law.
"No not really. I gave her directions up to the cabin." The doctor let out a small laugh and a quick sigh. "Shego showed up here at the Hospital a few days ago with her boyfriend and told me what was happening. She even made an appointment for this evening to see if I could help her with her plasma powers."
"So Shego really came up here to make friends with us," Kim said to Ron. "I bet she had planned out everything including losing a bet." She returned her attention to the conversation with her Mother. "So Mom, how's Midas doing?"
"He came through the surgery fine Dear," Mrs. Dr. Possible said assuredly. "It wasn't anything major so he should be on his feet in a few days. Any competent brain surgeon could have preformed the operation and Shego really enjoyed your wedding album while we were planning the surgery and her appointment."
Kim let out a long laugh. "So that's why she put a move on you Sweetie." Kim stroked Ron's cheek and sighed. "She saw your manhood in the wedding album and wanted it."
"I guess," Ron tittered before a thought struck him down in his tracks. "Hey hey HEY! When are we gonna get to see the wedding pictures!"
"You can see them any time you'd like Dear," Ron's Mother-In-Law informed him. "All you need to do is ask."
"Mom," Kim tentatively started, "Ron and I had a vision. We have some other news but I think Daddy should be there when we tell you."
"Oh really," Mrs. Dr. Possible said with little surprise. "I think I know what that news might be. I'll chill some champagne and tell the Stoppables to be here when you get home. I'm sure they'll want to hear this news too."
"How did you guess?" Kim nervously tittered.
"I'm a doctor and your Mother Kimberly Ann," the brain surgeon stated firmly. "I can see it in your face. You're practically glowing."
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"Welcome home Kimmie-cub," Mr. Dr. Possible said hugging his daughter and shaking his Son-In-Law's hand. "Did you have a good time up at the cabin?"
"Yes Daddy," Kim sighed, "we all had a great time."
"What do you mean we all?" the perplexed rocket scientist asked.
"The ladies from the cheer squad followed us up," Ron answered as he headed up the stairs with the two backpacks. He stopped at the landing half way up and turned. "The squad had to make changes to their routine since Bon Bon isn't gonna be on the team much longer." He slung one pack over his shoulder and hefted the other as he whistled a merry tune and headed for the loft.
"They thought it would be a good time to explore the needed adjustments and joined us for the weekend," Kim informed her Father. "Then Shego showed up to make friends with Ron and me while her fiancé was Mom's patient."
"So Ronald was up at the cabin with eight girls and Shego?" Mr. Dr. Possible asked in amazement. "Whoa! No wonder he's in a good mood!"
"Daddy it's not like that!" Kim protested and led him to the living room sofa. They sat down and Kim took her Father's hands in hers. "You know how special Ron is to me?"
"Yes Honey, I'm just saying..."
"Well you're wrong Daddy!" Kim took a breath and let it out slowly. " I realized just how special Ron is, in more ways than one. He has a special gift and I'm allowing him to share that gift with our friends. But Ron is only making out with Bonnie, Tara and me... and Shego the one time. But that's all. None of the other girls want to have Ron that way. They think he's too much of a man to handle."
The rocket scientist stared at his Daughter for a minute while he thought over what she had said. "Well Kimmie-Cub, he's your husband and it's your life. As long as you're okay with it and don't see any harm in the situation... I guess I shouldn't enforce my values on you. Your Mother and I tried to raise you to think things through thoroughly so I guess I'll keep out of it."
"Thank You Daddy!" Kim said in relief as she threw her arms around his neck and gave him a kiss on the cheek, "I knew you'd understand how special Ron is."
"Of course we do Dear," Mrs. Stoppable said as she and her husband walked into the room and gave the two people on the couch champagne glasses. "Dean is special that way too and I had to share him with a few friends before we settled down to the life you now know."
"As long as none of the girls don't mind how small Ronald is in the manhood department," Mr. Stoppable said as he poured bubbly into the glasses, "then you and Ronald should be happy to share his gift with your friends."
"You mean..." Kim said in astonishment as she pointed at her Father-In-Law.
"Yes Dear," Jan Stoppable said with a titter. "Dean and I used to go at it for a half day at a time. He really satisfied me and my girlfriends."
"So Ron inherited his special talent?" Kim queried in disbelief. "We thought it was Monkey Power related."
"Is that your special news Kimmie?" Mrs. Dr. Possible said with a hint of knowing as she entered the room and sat next to her husband. "You said you and Ron have a vision you wanted to tell us about?"
"Yes we did Mama P," Ron said as he came into the room and sat next to Kim. He accepted a glass of champagne from his Father. "We shared a monkey vision when we was on the front porch of the cabin after makin..."
"They don't need to know what we were doing when the vision happened," Kim muttered as she sealed his lips with her fingers, "the important thing is the vision. It showed me pregnant at graduation, but not as large as Bonnie. You all should have your first grandchild in about nine months."
Warm congratulations and a toast came from the adults.
"So you don't mind that I got your Daughter pregnant Papa P?" Ron tentatively begged his Father-In-Law. "You're not thinkin bout sendin me to a black hole are you?"
"No Ronald, I'm not," the rocket scientist assured the blond boy. "As long as you make my Kimmie-Cub happy that's all that matters." Suddenly his stern Fatherly countenance took over. "But if you ever make her sad or regret marrying you for any reason, I know what size space suit you wear. As if I'd even let you wear a space suit," he added as an aside.
"Daddy!" Kim whined.
"This good news means you two should start looking for a house to raise your child in," Mr. Stoppable suggested. "It's a big market out there and you'll need a lot of time to sift through all the possibilities."
"I think I know where the perfect house is," Kim said with a sly grin on her face.