wellz i hope you like this chapter..i'm thinking of adding a new character, but im not shure if i should or should'nt
hmm...I'm quite litteraly in a confusing situation
oh well
R&R
X3
robo-bitch'n me
p.s.
thanks for the reviews xosweetseduction you are the best
with sugar and random sprinkles on top!
you totally rock
and also before i forget thanx zelda for helping me with the past chapter without your help it would of been complete and utter poo.
this chapter if for the two of you! and baby jesus, lets not forget about him.
7:15 am
leaving the house.
out of the house on time, actually look normal Compared to how mutti was looking before i left, the prat poodles look normal compared to her (and they have pink high lights.)
Her hair looked like a fashion NOT. It was all poofy upie and 80's-ish retro sheek it was vair vair pathetic.
"Georgia do i look fab"
"no it looks like the 80's died, came back, died again, and came back in the form of what is now your hair"
and then she got all huffy nickers.
"Georgia Nicolson, why i never, I am your mother and you should treat me with the respect that i deserve"
and like an angel who decended from heaven I told her "I will ,when your hair stops making holes in our poor poor ozone layer"
and then i grabbed an apple and ran out of there like a running runner.
7:30 am
Met Jas at her gate.
"bon jour Jas"
"Georgia, did you run all the way over here"
"no"
"well. your face is all pink looking"
"no, its not"
"uh, yes it is"
"no Jas, it isnt"
"Yes it is Gee your eyebrowslook pink-ish too"
"jas"
"yes gee"
"do me a favor please"
"ok, what"
"SHUT UP"
"well, im just trying to help you. You dont want to look like a fool all day now do you"
"No I dont look like a fool, and for your information Radio Jas, its a "rosie" look not pink"
"why do you want to look like Rosie"
Oh Gott in Himmel
"Not Rosie as in Ro-Ro but rosie as in fresh looking and natural like I do every day-ish"
"well you should be more clear about what you are talking about becouse some people might get confuesd when your talking about compleate and utter rubbish"
"like you are right now Jas"
"percisely"
"okay"
I dont think Jas got it until about 70 million hours later becouse then she had a minor tizz and started to walk faster.
which had no point to it since we were in front of Stalag 14 i.e. hell.
we almost made it in.
But Hawkeye cought us.
And only gave me after school detention.
Also, she made me take off my make-up.
So now I look pink pinker again.
merde.
German.
Everyone keeps asking me if i'm okay. they think I'm having a heat stroke or something.
Bloody hell why must people care about me ever so much?
Why I'll tell you why. I'm a loveable person who everyone admires and should possibly worship.
I'm up there with buddah and our lord Sandra.
No its God.
NOT Sandra.
I think.
I must remeber God is not named Sandra. He only has the long bodasious hair.
nothing more.
I hope so.
Erm.hmm..mabe I should ask during R.E.
R.E.
I asked and Miss.Wilson ashured that he god is in fact a real boy.
so the people that I know are real boys:
1) god
2) pinochio
3) Masimmo
4) Dave the L.
5) S.G. Robbie meh
and I dont know who else is a real boy.
possibly Tom/hunky but he is with Jazzy Spazzy.
But these are the people that I am positive are NOT men but animals:
1) Sven
2) Vatti
3) Grand Vatti
honestly there as hary as that one chum from star wars or something.
ChuPANTS I think his name was.
the french are also vair vair hary.
Break
We went behind Elvis'shack to have our mid day snack.
rosie brought muffins.
Jool's pop.
Mabs pop tarts.
Ellen left-over cake.
Jas salad.
and I brought plates and other misc. things
We all were starting a picnic until Wet Lindsay and A.D.M. walked up .
"you know your going to have to throw away that garbage you brought" the wet one said "well maybe when were done I'll think about it" i said in a kind and gratefull manner (ha)
"Fine, I'll just have to throw it away myself"
and thats when lindsay did the stupidest thing anyone in there right mind (which clearly she isnt) can ever do.
try takeing away food from the ace gang.
when she bent over Ro-Ro streached and "accidentally" hit Wet Lindsay's ankle causeing her to loose her balance and she fell face first into ellens cake.(we were'nt going to eat it anyways because we found out it was moldy so she gave us all lollys.)
You should of seen lindsay.
She had blue frosting and bits of mold all over her face, hair, and were her forehead should be.
she ran in crying but not before screaming ...
"you stupid, stupid little immature prats!...especially your stupid ring leader Georgia no wonder why Massimo said your to young, you practically act like a five year old! your so desparate, you act like a lady of the night, a common prostitute and dress like one too, even your mutti does!"
and then I had a 10. a ballisticisimus. no one ever reached it until now.
"rosie"
"georgia"
"Rosie do me a favor and hold my things please"
"okay Georgia, but what are you going to..."
and thats when I litteraly flung myself at the wet one.
it was like something off of super-man or something.
I was superPANTs with ginormous nunga-nunga's
anywho..back to the flinging..
I jumped onto her back and she immediatly fell on her knees and going face- first into a puddle of mudd!
she turned around and hit me in the face! how dare she!
I started slapping her facewhich turned to girly socking,and by then half of Stalag 14 was there surrounding us chanting "Georgia Nicolson is fighting Lindsay the prat"
its kinda catchy.
During this she pulled my hair so, obviously ,I pulled at hers back. we were rolling round in the grass and then buddah shined a lite on me and ...
I PULLED OFF WET LINDSAY'S EXTENSION!
when that happened everyone started to have a laughing spazz and laughing there bums off!
Lindsay was quite litteraly petrafied, she stood up and ran into the loo's and didnt come out till the bell rang!
Geoggers
The word has gone around that I "fought" Lindsay. I wouldnt say that I "fought" her,
its more like a sudden attack like a lioness (moi) to a thong wearing zebra with anastonishingly dim friend antalope.
Then our beloved not head mistress Slim jiggled her way into class and went to my seat and said " You have some explaining to do! in my office NOW!"
hope you liked it!
well it might be a while until i get another chapter in but there will be another chapter trust me, i have it half ways written but i'm having a bit of writers block
R&R
toodles
X3
robo-bitch'n me
p.s.
I MADE GEORGIA FIGHT!
BAHAHAHAHA and so forth...
hehe im evil with a capitol E
Evil.
there, its evil with a capitol E
im rambleing now
SHUT UP ME!