A/N: Thanks to ms. Danni for the title! And yes, I know I have so much baby fics, I'm obsessing over chibi's for some time now. This is honestly a pointless fic, not intended to be anything more.
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"No, No Tamaki. No kiss." Kyouya Ohtori gritted his teeth, he turned away from the baby beside him on the bed.
"Kiss!" The blond-haired baby demanded. Poking the shadow king's back.
"I said no." He repeated, feeling redundant. The baby fell silent. Kyouya let out the breath he was holding. This baby was too much trouble than his teenage counterpart. He suddenly found himself wishing that it was the teenage Tamaki beside him now instead of this baby. Baby Tama-chan was cute. Just…draining.
He told Tamaki's father that his son was currently in China and will be staying for a few days because of his research for a school paper, thankfully, the word of an Ohtori is enough to convinced the Ouran Chairman that he didn't anymore question his son's sudden leave. Or maybe he's just used to his son's impetuous nature that he took it in stride.
As for Nekozawa-senpai, Kyouya had asked him, (threatened) to find a cure for Tamaki's "little" problem so that things will return to normal and the shadow king can now return to his normal schedule, as it is, Tama-chan was wreaking havoc in Kyouya's life.
The past three days, baby Tamaki stuck to Kyouya like glue, crying everytime someone would take him away from his beloved "nii-chan." The baby sitters he had hired were pretty much useless, their only work is to feed and dressed the baby, and put him to sleep. Unfortunately for Kyouya, the blond won't sleep if he's not beside him. Which is why, it was already 11 in the evening and the baby was demanding a goodnight kiss and the brunet was being harassed.
He felt the ochibi snuggled closer to his back. Kyouya sighed and inched away, Tamaki once again moved closer to him. He faced the kid.
"Tamaki, if you inch any closer, I'll crush you to pieces when I move in my sleep." He told the blond.
"Warm." The toddler answered, his lavender eyes smiling at the shadow king.
Kyouya sighed. He wondered why these things happen to him.
He lifted that baby and moved him to his side of the bed, surrounded him with pillows and covered his little body with the blanket they shared.
"There. It's not cold anymore." He said.
Tamaki rolled toward him like a dog. He hit Kyouya's stomach.
"No. Tamaki," he sat up and faced the child, "You stay on your side, and I stay on my side okay?"
"But not warm!" he answered, he climbed on the brunet's lap.
The shadow king tried to push him away but the baby wrapped his arms on Kyouya's neck and buried his chubby face on his neck. Before the brunet even knew what to do, Tamaki's soft snores reached his ears.
He closed his eyes. "Tamaki, I can't sleep like this!" He tried to wake the baby. The kid rubbed his nose on his neck.
Kyouya sighed and pried the ochibi's hands from his neck and placed him on the bed. The toddler immediately started crying.
"Cold! Don't like cold!" he whimpered rather pitifully, fat tears falling from his smoky lavender eyes and were trailing down his chubby cheeks. Kyouya sighed feeling like the most evil man in the world. (which I'm sure he actually is and he knows it) He obviously doesn't have much of a choice. He lay on his side and covered both of them with the blue blanket before he wrapped his arm around the baby's tender body.
Tamaki snuggled against his chest.
Kyouya was about to close his eyes when:
"Nii-chan?"
"Hmm?" He yawned sleepily.
"Kiss?" Tamaki asked.
The shadow king rubbed his temple before leaning close to his baby friend and pressed a swift kiss on his forehead. "Goodnight."
"Koya?"
"Hai?"
The toddler lifted his bear. "Kuma-chan too!"
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Kyouya closed his notebook and looked for Tamaki, he spied the child near the Hitachiin twins playing with his building blocks. He watched his little friend for a moment, the baby was arranging them by color, so far, baby Tama-chan has the blue, green and red lined up together in 3 big piles. The shadow king found out yesterday that Tamaki tend to ignore toys which doesn't require him to think, the mini cars and toy soldiers he bought were completely snubbed so Kyouya bought him the blocks and 5 big "assemble your own dinosaur" package.
Tamaki completed all the dinosaurs yesterday. They were now displayed at the foot of Kyouya's bed.
The brunet grinned as the baby wrinkled his forehead before arranging each of the organized colored sets into numbers. Around him, women sigh as he lined the blocks one after the other. Kyouya heard one girl saying she wanted to have a child like him. "Well, his IQ is high. It's his EQ that's the problem. Or maybe his mental stabiliy…"
Haruhi approached him.
"He's quite intelligent isn't he?" She asked him, "Well, as expected from people in your family."
"Yes, he is." He agreed. "Why is everybody doing nothing?"
"Senpai" Hikaru walked toward them, Kaoru followed him. "He's taking our job! Every girl wants to be near him, if tono were here, he's definitely adopt your cousin!"
Kyouya snorted. "If they only knew".
"Well, it seems as if we have nothing to do." Huni-senpai exclaimed as he carried his cake and Usa-chan and sat down on a table near them.
"Ah."
A girl approached them carrying the baby. "Ano, senpai, Tama-chan was looking for you." She said shyly. Kyouya gave her his "merit" smile and took the child from her.
"Arigatou." He nodded at her before addressing the other occupants of the room, "Minna-san, it's closing time for the host club, but we will see you again tomorrow at the same time." He announced as Mori-senpai opened the door to let everyone out.
"Bye-bye." Tamaki waved his small hand at the smiling girls who were on their way to leave. Kyouya let him down and Kaoru immediately hugged the baby.
"Kawaii! You're so Kawaii!" He kissed the baby's blond head.
His twin scoffed. "What's so cute about a baby who looks like our baka tono?"
Kaoru smiled, "Don't be jealous, He's cute, but you are handsome. There is no one in this world whose hair can shine like yours, or with eyes are beautiful as your green orbs." He said dramatically.
Haruhi rolled his eyes. "Narcissists." She muttered under her breath. She took the baby form Kaoru and placed him to stand on the table.
"Did you have fun today?" She smiled at him and marveled at how cute this particular baby was. "He even smiles like tono."
"Arhi?" Baby tama-chan called her name.
"Hai?" She answered, straightening the baby's light blue shirt and jumper.
"Kiss?" He requested, offering his cheek.
Haruhi smiled and gave his nose a smack.
He turned to face the shadow king. "Koya kiss?"
"No. No kiss." The brunet answered.
"Kiss!"
"We've been through this before. No kiss." He gritted his teeth in annoyance.
The natural rookie smirked. "Senpai, he's just a kid. All kids love kisses."
"Sou desu ne Kyou-chan! Babies love kisses."
"Hai!" Kaoru agreed, "According to research, kisses make children feel love. You don't want him to develop a personality complex do you?"
"He already has a personality complex." Kyouya answered them all dangerously. Only Tamaki and Mori looked unruffled.
The blond toddler sat down on the table and started crawling to the side. The shadow king noticed that he looked dispirited. He rolled his eyes.
"Tama-chan," he called, "Let's go, I'll buy you a piano."
"Piano?" Everyone chorused.
"What for?" Hikaru.
"Isn't he too young?" Haruhi asked.
"Sound?" Tama-chan interfered. His lavender eyes looking seriously at the shadow king. "Play?"
"Hai. Play."
"With Nii-chan?" he asked.
"Yes, I'm coming with you."
"Boy, he likes The shadow king a lot doesn't he?" Hikaru whispered to Haruhi. She gave a small smile, "Because he's so much like Tamaki-senpai. I guess they're well suited." She turned to the baby and lifted him on his armpit and moved him in front of their vice-president.
Kyouya moved to take the baby when Tamaki leaned forward and dropped a kiss on the brunet's nose.
"Nii-chan daisuki!" he announced happily.
"Aww." The Hitachiins sniffed on their hankies. "Poor, poor, poor child. He doesn't understand the horrors."
"Tama-chan loves Kyou-chan!"
"Ah!"
"Hohohohoho!" A high powered motor machine appeared in the middle of the 3rd music room floor to reveal its cosplay loving owner. "A baby boy in love with a man years older than him, this would make a great addition to our weekly journal. Forbidden pedophilic love!"
Haruhi felt like crying from the absurdity of it all.
The shadow king blinked. And resisted the sudden insane urge to snatch the baby from Haruhi's arms and keep Tamaki for himself. Screw Renge and her delusions.
"Am I interrupting something?" A dignified voice from the doorway interrupted.
Baby Tama-chan perked, "Toosan!"