Drabble Rating: PG
Status: 32/100
Secondary Genre: Humor
Word Count: 200
Theme: Roy Edward #26: "Name"
"Roy? I have a question for you." Alphonse looked up from one of his books.
"Go ahead." Roy quirked an eyebrow.
"Well... I was thinking about what you said, that Mr. Hughes wanted to see you get married."
"That's true," the Major General took a drink of his coffee. "But it isn't possible."
Alphonse gave a small smile. "No... but we're close enough, right? I mean... we're almost like a couple."
Roy was getting worried. "And you're telling me this now, because...?"
"I think you should change your last name! 'Roy Elric.' It has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?"
The older man spewed his coffee in shock. After a moment, he managed, "Absolutely not!"
Alphonse laughed. "Well, I suppose that since you're usually on top, it would be the other way around. 'Alphonse Mustang' doesn't sound too bad."
"No, there is not going to be-"
"On the other hand," Alphonse mused, "I don't think Brother would want to be your brother-in-law, so... no marriage." A small smile. "It would have been interesting to see how everyone would have reacted, though..."
Roy's turn to joke about the situation. "No wedding! But... we can still have a honeymoon."