Chapter One

The doors to the Great Hall burst open to reveal five wizards dressed in white. A virtual army stood behind them, crowding the castle's halls and swarming the grounds of Hogwarts. Copying the basilisk, the five wizards, hopping from one foot to the other, approached the dancing serpent from behind.

"Lord Basilisk! Oh great slimy one! The prophecy has come true and you have come to save us from great peril!" This said, the wizards fell to their knees with their hands out-spread and their heads against the floor.

The silence in the Hall was deafening, so deafening, the following soft comment was heard from among the students: "That dumb prophecy is real?"

The basilisk turned toward the army, it's blind vacant stare humbling the masses. "We are not dead! The Great Lord is bestowing his favor upon us. Thank you for sparing us!" The mouth of the great beast opened wide, its lower jaw bone hit the stone ridden floor. "Look, our Lord is about to speak! Bestow your wisdom upon us!"

From the crowd a nastily sarcastically speaking familiar voice arose. "You know, their ass kissing would work if the serpent had a pelvis."

From beside him, an attractive red haired woman with freckles said sternly: "Dear, sit down before you give yourself a hernia."

"Hey, Hermione! Snape has a hernia! Did Professor Sprout ever say anything about a cure for those?" Ron

Smack "Shut up Ron!" Hermione

A trembling voice replied: "I have some with me. Grandma has them."

The whole hall hushed with these words. Suddenly, a small hand emerged from the beast's massive mouth. One daring young man dressed in white came forward and took the potion vial from it. On its label read: "THE ULTIMATE CURE FOR HERNIAS. It cures all, including animals, even the furry ones."

"Neville, why do you carry your Grandmother's medicine around?" Harry

"Ummm well . . ." Neville

"Are you blushing Neville?" Hermione

"Are you sure your Grandma has a hernia, could you be confused?" Ron

One of the Followers of the Basilisk cried: "Hark, our Lord has four voices!"

In response, you could hear Valerous Prince's sarcastic reply, "Great, their Lord has Multiple Personality Disorder."

"Valerous, shut up and thank the snake for the medicine, all four of them."

"Ok, boys, while this is all great fun, we need to get out of this skin. This stench is starting to suffocate me." Hermione

"Everyone move out of the way! All non-believers should leave, they are not privileged to witness this event." White Psycho Dude

"Rowema, get me my carving knives!" Slytherin

"Godric, you go get them, I did it last time." Rowena

"But, I don't know where they are, Helga had them last!" Godric

"Salazar, get off your lazy ass and get them yourself!" Helga

From the great slimy one, a boy emerged. This boy was short with emerald green eyes and messy black hair.

"But Bessy, you told me you were female!" From behind the boy, 3 others arrived. A short brown haired girl, a tall red haired boy and another short, pudgy, brown-haired boy. All stared at the 4 foreigh children now standing before the four founders.

"Gody, Rowy, Helgy and Sally, whaz up?"

"Bessy? What have you been eating?"