Chapter 3: The stupid author discovers that this story is not oneshot and starts making his story make more sense with chapter names and less sense with the actual story.
"Hello, Mario. I am Dr. Dr, and I will be helping you get over your mamamia problem." Said Dr. Dr.
"Mamamia, mamamia, nice to meet you!" Sung Mario.
"Ah, thank you!" Thanked (duh) Dr. Dr. "Now, Mario, what is your last name?"
"Mamamia, mamamia, Mario!" Sung Mario.
" Mamamiamamamiamario is a beautiful last name, Mario!" Said Dr. Dr.
"Mamamia, mamamia, Mario!" Sung Mario, a bit harsher than before.
"Not many last names have 7 "M's" in them. Your last name is unique!" Said Dr. Dr.
"MAMAMIA,MAMAMIA , MARIO!!!!!!" Yelled Mario.
"We all love your 11-syllable last name, Mario." Said Dr. Dr.
Mario could NOT take it anymore. He took a deep breath, sweat, and said…
Mamamia, mamamia, cliffhanger!