o.O here's the next chappy!
Chapter 2- Oprah
Inuyasha: OW!!!
Kagome: well hurry up!
Inuyasha: why can't you go without me…I mean I'm probably only going to ruin things for everyone anyway…
Kagome: You're coming Inuyasha and there's nothing you can do or say to change my mind.
Inuyasha: I'll…I'll let you say sit for a whole hour straight!
Kagome: tempting…but I can do that anyway.
Inuyasha: I'll…take you to the circus!
Kagome: You know I'm allergic to clowns!
Inuyasha: Um okay, I'll…sing romantic songs to you!
Kagome: hmm…will you mean it?
Inuyasha: of course not!
Kagome: you're coming!
Inuyasha: okay okay wait! I'll never see Kikyo again!
Kagome: …ooo you got me there…for how long?
Inuyasha: a few hours maybe?
Kagome: You're not even trying Inuyasha!
Shippo: Give it up Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: (sulk)
Kagome continued to drag Inuyasha along. They were almost there.
Miroku: so what's this Oprah person like anyway?
Sango: (glare)
Kagome: oh she's wonderful! She helps people and is really nice and gives away free stuff. I love her show.
Miroku: hmm, she sounds interesting… o.O;; what Sango?
Sango: (through gritted teeth) oh nothing…
Kagome: she's hilarious too.
Inuyasha: in other words she's everything you're not?
(WHAM!)
Kagome: Don't worry you'll enjoy the show. (rubs hand)
Meanwhile…
Oprah: Hello everybody we are back and we have two special guests coming on today um Goten and Trunks, to perform a fusion for us. Isn't that something?
Audience: (cheers)
Oprah: without further ado, here they are!
Everyone watched Goten and Trunks do that weird dance number then fuse to make Gotenks. The crowd went wild! It was the greatest thing since sliced bread!
Meanwhile…
Kagome: WHADDYA MEAN WE CAN'T GO IN!!
Security: I'm sorry miss but you're late, the show has already started.
Kagome: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT INUYASHA!
Inuyasha: but I had to go…
Kagome: I TOLD YOU TO GO BEFORE WE LEFT!!
Inuyasha: see I told you to just leave me behind; I'm already ruining things for you!
Kagome: (volcano in the background)
Miroku: um Kagome, come with me…
Miroku led Kagome away before she could do anything drastic or violent. Fortunately, Miroku led her back stage despite being unaware of it.
Miroku: maybe we can wait till the show is over and get a refund or something.
Kagome: OR MAYBE I CAN SHOVE THESE TICKETS RIGHT UP YOUR A-
Sango: hey look a door!
Shippo: and it's unguarded. Maybe we can get in through here.
Kagome calmed down.
Kagome: o.O;; You're right! We can!
Inuyasha: isn't this illegal?
Kagome grabbed him by the collar and threw him in. They were immediately lost, it was dark and there was stuff all over the place! Suddenly, the lights came on.
Oprah: AHHHHH!!!
Inu and the Gang: AAAAHHHHH!!!
Oprah: who are you!?
Kagome: oh my gosh! It's Oprah! I'm a big fan Oprah and I got tickets and I brought me and my friends here to see it but the guard wouldn't let us in!
Inuyasha: so we illegally came in through the back door.
(Wham!)
Inuyasha: OW! (swirly eyes)
Kagome: he's just mad cuz he made us late.
Oprah: uh huh…well I'm sorry that your friend here made you late. You can go find your se-
Koga: o.O Kagome!?!
Kagome: Koga?!?!?! What are you doing here?
Koga: are you kiddin!? I love this show!
Naraku: Ku ku ku! I, Naraku, have come to see Oprah! …what the…What are you guys doing here?
Everyone: what are YOU doing here?
Naraku: who doesn't watch Oprah?
Sesshomaru: o.O; Inuyasha? Naraku? Koga!?!
Everyone: Sesshomaru!?!?!
Inuyasha: don't tell me YOU watch this show too!
Sesshomaru: uhh…uhhh…I'm only here cuz…(glances around) cuz Rin brought me here.
Rin: hello everyone!
Kikyo: Then I'm going to get an autograph and rub it in Kagome's face!! HHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
Kagome: whhatt….
Kikyo: o.O;;
Kagome: why are YOU here!
Kikyo: why are YOU here!!
Inuyasha: hey be nice!
Koga: you can have Kikyo I'll take Kagome!
Inuyasha: no you won't!
Kikyo: well why not Inuyasha!
Miroku: (hand wanders)
Sango: HEY!! (SLAP!!)
Naraku: Ku ku ku!!
Oprah: (sweatdrop)
Sesshomaru: (takes out sword) where's that dumb badger!
Shippo: I'M A FOX!!!
Soon everyone started arguing and fighting leaving Oprah to watch confusedly. Then she had a thought.
Oprah: EVERYONE QUIET!!!
Everyone froze.
Oprah: how would you all like to be IN my show instead of watching it?
Everyone except Inuyasha: REALLY!?!
Oprah: I think you would all help to make the ratings go up even higher! Congratulations, you are all going to be stars!
Sesshomaru: YAY! MY LIFE'S DREAM HAS COME TRUE!!!
Everyone: (stare)
Sesshomaru: …Heh…just kidding…(takes out sword) you want a piece of me!
Oprah: um anyways you'll all have a chance to come out onto the stage. Uh oh, its almost time for me to get back on so um, you all get comfortable and I'll be right back.
Oprah left. Everyone was excited! They were going to be on the Oprah show! Kagome hoped that her friends back home were watching. She danced around like there was no tomorrow.
Meanwhile…
Oprah: Well folks it looks like there's going to be a little twist.
Audience: (gasp)
Oprah: that's right, instead of having the Olsen twins and their new father Dracula, we're bringing out Inuyasha, friends and foes! I think things will get a little heated on the stage so be prepared for anything!
Audience: (cheers)
Random Chick: I LOVE YOU OPRAH!!!
Oprah: heh, we'll be back after these messages!
o.O; lol weee I'm so happy to be doing this again. It's all coming back to me…well not all of it but some of it. I had to add and change some things though but whatever. Hope you enjoyed this chappy! More soon buh bye:D