o.O.O.o here's the nexter chappy. Oh um just for the record if the words in italicized than it's either the characters thoughts or a word that's supposed to be emphasized sarcastically.
Chapter 3- Welcome to The Oprah Show!
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Oprah: And we're back! Now it's time for the moment you've all been waiting for! Please everyone put your hands together foooorrrr the Inuyasha Cast!
Audience: (cheers)
They all came walking out. Everyone except Inuyasha waved and smiled at the audience. They all took their seats.
Oprah: well first I'm sure the audience would like to get to know you guys. So why don't you tell everyone a little about yourselves.
Kagome shot up instantly.
Kagome: my name is Kagome Higurashi and I'm fifteen years old! I was having a perfectly normal life until I fell down the well and landed in feudal Japan. There I met Inuyasha, Miroku, Sango and Shippo.
Koga: what about me?
Kagome: …oh yea and Koga.
Koga: (smile)
Kagome: I'm really nice and I like to help people. Whenever somebody was being attacked by a demon I always helped them!
Inuyasha: what are you talking about? I was always the one to help them, you all just stood around and watched.
Miroku: we helped! Sometimes…
Sango: Yea, and besides you're the strongest one in the group Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Feh.
Oprah: you fight demons?
Kagome: yup, Inuyasha is a demon and so is Shippo over there. And Kirara, Koga, Sesshomaru and Naraku.
Oprah: did you hear that audience? We have demons on board!
Audience: (goes wild)
Oprah: anyway continue.
Kagome: We're trying to stop Naraku from taking over the world because he's really evil and everybody hates him!
Naraku: Ku ku ku! You're all just jealous of my power!
Koga: put a sock in it you lint licker.
Naraku: (raises eyebrow)
Kagome: on the way we ran into Koga and we became friends. We're both after Naraku.
Inuyasha: I ain't his friend…
Koga: yea right back at ya dog breath.
Oprah: okay how about you?
Miroku: who me?
Oprah: yes you.
Miroku stood up.
Miroku: before I start, any of ladies in the audience care to bare my children?
Audience: O.O;;;;
Sango: control yourself monk…
Sango hit Miroku with her boomerang.
Oprah: is he always like that?
Sango: that and much worse Oprah…
Oprah: ah…
Miroku: (rubbing his head) um anyway I am a monk. And I'm after Naraku because he gave me this wind tunnel.
Naraku: Ku ku ku! I, Naraku, am the ultimate evil!
Miroku: …anyway I know that I only have a certain amount of time to live (sniff) so I want children so they can break the curse and continue the family line…(sniff)
Audience: Awwwww…
Oprah: oh you poor thing. Here have a tissue.
Miroku: thank you Oprah. (blows his nose)
Oprah: how about you young man?
Shippo: well, I'm a fox demon and I like using my fox magic to play tricks on Inuyasha! Like that one time that weird old demon hunting lady taught me how to turn invisible. Hah you should have seen the look on Inuyasha's face!
Inuyasha: You weren't invisible Shippo I saw you the whole time.
Shippo: really?! I thought it was your dog senses (cry)
Kagome: (gasp) Inuyasha you made Shippo cry! SIT!!
Inuyasha: AAAAA (face plant)
Oprah: O.O What'd you do to him!?!
Sango: Kaede put prayer beads on Inuyasha so that Kagome could control him. All she has to do is say sit and he's in the ground.
Oprah: hmm I need to get me one of those… uh anyways why don't you tell us about yourself sir.
Koga: I'd love to! I'm the leader of my wolf demon tribe. I'm the leader cuz I'm totally awesome. I'm the fastest, strongest, smartest, sexiest demon in existence!
Sesshomaru: (raises eyebrow) Oh no you ain't…
Koga: This is my woman Kagome! We were destined to be together forever! (grabs Kagome's hand)
Inuyasha: back off you mangy wolf or I'll have to rearrange your face!
Koga: I'd like to see you try dog breath!
Inuyasha took out his sword and jumped at Koga. Koga jumped away just in time. Everyone watched with great pity. Those two were so dumb…
Oprah: moving on…how about you miss?
Kikyo: Well…there's not much to say about me…
Kagome: pfft of course not you're Kikyo…
Kikyo: you wanna start something bi-
Oprah: okay! Before you two start fighting…um how about you young lady?
Rin: Hi everyone!! (wave)
Audience: Awwwwwwww!!!
Rin: My name is Rin and Sesshomaru-sama saved me from a pack of wolves. He lets me follow him around and he protects me!
Audience: Awwwwww! What a loving father.
Sesshomaru: (flinch) she's not my daughter!
Rin: (hugs Sesshy)
Audience: Awwwwwww!!!!
Sesshomaru just sighed.
Oprah: you two seem to be acquainted. Tell us about yourself.
Sesshomaru: I hate Inuyasha, I want his sword, and I want him dead… and this is Jaken my faithful henchman.
Jaken: hello!
Audience: Ewwwwww…..
Jaken: (sulk)
Oprah: now now be nice everyone. Tell us what you're like Jaken.
Jaken: I've served Lord Sesshomaru for as long as I can remember. I used to have many servants of my own and they treated me like a king. Then Lord Sesshomaru saved me from a demon, so I pledged myself to his service.
Random Chick: Why do you let that icky thing follow you around!?
Other Random Chick: I know he totally ruins your image!
Jaken: you watch your mouth foolish human!!
Other Random Chick: Bring it on you ugly toad!
Oprah: Please everyone take it easy. And you two need to stop fighting or I'm calling security…
Inuyasha: fine…
Koga: fine…
Oprah: Now you miss.
Sango: I'm Sango! I'm a demon slayer from a demon slayer's village. My brother was corrupted by Naraku and now I'm trying to save him. It's really hard though because Naraku has turned him against me…
Oprah: you really are evil aren't you!
Naraku: Yes, for I, Naraku, am the ultimate d-
Oprah: yea yea you're the ultimate demon.
Sango: this is Kirara! She's my little demon kitty.
Kirara: meow!
Audience: Awwwwww!!!!
Oprah: how about you?
Inuyasha: …I don't wanna say anything…
Oprah: say something…
Inuyasha: something…
Oprah: you know what I mean…(glare)
Inuyasha: okay okay! I hate Sesshomaru I hate Koga I hate Naraku I don't want to be here right now, Kagome is mean.
Oprah: Well now for Mr. Evil. Tell us abo-
Naraku: KU KU KU!! I, Naraku, am Naraku and I am the ultimate evil demon of all time for I, Naraku, have created many incarnations for I, Naraku, am made up of numerous demons who will do my bidding for I, Naraku, can and will bring my incarnations here right now, for I, Naraku, am totally awesome! Ku ku ku…
Oprah: wow you're annoying…
Naraku kept ranting on for awhile. Eventually Kagura and Kanna came, and for some reason Kaede did too.
Koga: Kagura!! (growl)
Kagura: hello wolfy boy.
Naraku: Ku ku ku…audience! Welcome Kanna and Kagura!
Audience: (cheers)
Oprah: have a seat please.
Kagura: Oh my god its Oprah!
Kanna: …
Oprah: hello, um we're introducing ourselves care to tell us anything about you?
Kagura: well, I am Kagura the wind sorceress and I'm tired of running errands for Naraku. I want to be free!!! But Naraku holds my heart…
Oprah: aww you're in love?
Inuyasha Cast: (gag)
Kagura: you've got to be crazy! I would never love Naraku…nobody would…I meant he literally holds my beating heart in his hands…and it hurts when he squeezes it…
Oprah: um, ew…who is this?
Kanna: …
Oprah: what's your name?
Kanna: …
Oprah: does she talk?
Kagura: just ignore her…
Kaede: where am I? Who are you people?
Inuyasha: Kaede we told you to stay in your hut.
Kaede: I'm sorry Inuyasha, I just get so lonely…
Oprah: who is this?
Kaede: I am Kaede, Kikyo's younger sister.
The audience looked at Kaede, then at Kikyo, then back at Kaede, then at Kikyo again. Some people felt sorry for Kaede and thought she was delusional or on the pipe or something.
Oprah: I don't mean to burst your bubble but…why is it that you LOOK much much older than her.
Kikyo: oh you didn't know? I'm dead.
Audience: WE SEE DEAD PEOPLE!!!
Kikyo: gr…
Kaede: she died when I was still al little girl…
Oprah: but she's still here…
Kikyo: some creepy witch brought me back using clay and witchcraft…
Oprah: uh huh…well now you've met them. Later we're going to try to better understand each of their pasts and any other story they wish to tell us. We'll be back after these messages!
Weee I've decided how I'm going to do this. I'm going to bring everyone out like I did the last time I did this but if anyone wants to make suggestions on who should come out and what should like Miroku and Sango in a session or Sesshomaru and Inuyasha or something go ahead. You can even bring in characters who weren't introduced o.O; anywho hope you enjoyed this chappy more soon buh bye :D
Oh and Geez people could you review a bit more, every author likes to know if he/she is doing a good job especially me…nobody reviews anymore I feel like I'm doing this for nothing or like my stories are boring… :P lol geez THE ENTIRE INUYASHA CAST WANTS ALL OF YOU PEOPLEs TO REVIEW MORE IT DOESN"T TAKE THAT LONG!!! Thank you for your time :)
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