Enjoy this next chappy! Oh um and I'm aware of how to do the swirly eyes but fanfiction won't let me use the at sigh so…yea…enjoy! Oh and one more thing, you all have to picture most of this stuff happening for extra funny k:D Enjoy!!
Chapter 4- Inuyasha Gang
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Oprah: And we're back! Before the break you met the Inuyasha cast…now we're going to bring them all out again but in different sessions. Please welcome to the stage: Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Shippo and Kirara!
Audience: (goes wild)
Everyone but Inuyasha waved and smiled at the audience again.
Oprah: okay I'm dying to know your story. Please tell us everything.
Kagome shot up again.
Kagome: well it all started when I fell down the well and landed in the feudal era. I was walking to the Sacred Tree and that's when I saw Inuyasha for the first time.
Inuyasha: wait a minute! That was you!
Kagome: what?
Inuyasha: you were messing with my ears while I was asleep! I knew it wasn't a dream!
Kagome: I couldn't resist they're so cute!
Audience: Awwwww!
Inuyasha: (grumble)
Kagome: then villagers came and took me away. That's when I met Kaede. She told me a bunch of weird stuff about me being like Kikyo but I'm nothing like that bi-
Oprah: Really! So are you two like sisters or something?
Kagome: no I'm her reincarnation or something…I forgot…
Inuyasha: (sigh)
Kagome: Inuyasha saved me from a giant centipede demon that took the sacred jewel shard away. But then he tried to kill me!
Oprah: o.O; He tried to kill you? Why are you friends with him!?
Shippo: they're not just FRIENDS there's something more going on between them Oprah…
Oprah: really now?
Inuyasha punched Shippo across the stage and got all hot.
Inuyasha: THERE IS NOTHING GOING ON YOU LITTLE PEST!!
Kagome: HEY!! BE NICE TO SHIPPO!
Inuyasha: HE STARTED IT!!
Kagome: DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT!
Inuyasha: …
Kagome: that's better.
Inuyasha: you see how she threatens me Oprah. My life was going perfectly well until she showed up…
Oprah: heh…if you hate her so much why don't you just leave.
Kagome: I'm getting to that part in the story! So! He tried to kill me but then Kaede put prayer beads on him so I could control him. Now all I have to say is sit…-
Inuyasha: AAHHH!! (face plant)
Kagome: heh oops…and he does that!
Oprah: do you think Kaede could give me some of those…
Kaede: (shouts from backstage) maybe after the show Oprah!
Oprah: (rubs hands together) Muhahahahahahaha…um anyway continue the story!
Kagome: then a three eyed crow came and took the sacred jewel shard away and when I shot at it with my bow and arrow it broke it into a trillion pieces!
Oprah: o.O; a trillion pieces!?
Miroku: not really that many…
Oprah: ah…
Kagome: I felt bad cuz Inuyasha wanted to use the jewel's power to become a full fledged demon so I'm only staying to help him get all the pieces.
Inuyasha: see Oprah, that's all she is to me a jewel detector.
Oprah: isn't that a bit harsh?
Inuyasha: the way she treats me is harsh! You should see her drunk!
Oprah: WHAT??
Audience: O.O!!!
Inuyasha: Miroku, remember when your drunk little monk friend was dying. And he made us do all that cleaning and then he told us that he wasn't REALLY dying.
Miroku: oh yea…he asked us to go get some sake from that mountain.
Sango: …I don't remember that…
Inuyasha: that's because you were so drunk that you were flirting me! (shudders)
Sango: o.O;;
Oprah: where are you going with all this?
Inuyasha: there was this mist that appeared and made everybody drunk…except me and Miroku. Kagome, Hachi and Shippo started singing loudly and then out of nowhere Kagome starts saying sit like there was no tomorrow! I could barely breathe my face was so far in the ground!
Kagome: hmm I don't remember that…
Inuyasha: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU WERE DRUNK!!! I'm never going back to that mountain again…
Oprah: hmm…I think I need to vacation there…
Kagome: what was that?
Oprah: nothing! Continue your story.
Inuyasha: and that other time you told me to sit a lot! It hurt twice as much cuz she said it like 12 times before I actually fell! And I was holding a giant bolder over my head!
Shippo: that was the greatest thing I've ever seen! You shoulda been there Oprah!
Oprah: maybe you could reenact it for the audience and the viewers at home.
Inuyasha: NO WAY!!
Kagome: we'd love to!
Inuyasha: O.O WHAT NO!!!
Oprah: anyone got a giant boulder?
Random Chick: I DO! I LOVE YOU OPRAH!!
Shippo: what is she doing with a giant boulder…?
Sango: and how is she able to hold it up so easily like that…?
Miroku: ooo she's strong and attractive!
Sango told the random chick to throw the boulder at Miroku for her…so she did. Everyone went "Oooo…" and watched Miroku twitch in pain.
Sango: here Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: what makes you think I'm going to pick that up…
Kagome: do it or I'm going to put a leash on you, make you wear a pink bunny suit, and film you dance around Sesshomaru singing Barbie Girl!
Inuyasha had a giant stream of tears falling down his face as he lifted the boulder.
Inuyasha: I hope you have insurance Oprah cuz this is going to mess up your stage badly…
Kagome said sit a bunch of times and everyone watched as Inuyasha fell then screamed loudly when the boulder fell on him…hehe so hilarious.
Inuyasha: nO dogS wEre hARmeD in tHe maKIng Of THis sCEnE…! (passout)
Kagome: …um…
Everyone stared laughing…which is sorta mean but lolz! Kagome said sit one too many times. Security came and took Inuyasha backstage.
Oprah: have a nice trip! Hahaha!
Audience: Hahahaha
Random Chick: HAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS SO FUNNY OPRAH HAHAHAH!! I LOVE YOU OPRAH!!!
Oprah: …um…thank you for the boulder.
Random Chick: NO PROBLEM OPRAH! HEY DO YOU WANT MY PHONE NUMBER?!
Oprah: no…so um how did you meet Miroku here?
Kagome: well…it really shouldn't have happened…really…
Oprah: why is that?
Kagome: he had the nerve to stroke my hind quarters!!
Miroku: Oh I remember that… (grin, chuckle)
Sango: what!? (volcano in background)
Miroku: it's not what you think Sango, Kagome had flown in the direct path of my wind tunnel so I had to close it. She landed on me and knocked me out for a little…when I woke up my hand was…wandering…
Sango: (flames) YOU NEVER EVEN TOLD ME!!!
Miroku: I didn't think you'd care! You know how I am!
Shippo: it's no surprise…
Miroku: please forgive me Sango!!! O.O;;;
But it was too late. Sango was already thrashing Miroku. She punched him across the stage then threw her chair at him.
Oprah: and you guys are all friends?
Shippo: yup. It's strange I know…when we're not fighting demons we're fighting each other.
Oprah: Incredible!
Kagome: I'm worried about Inuyasha…I think I sat him too hard! (runs back stage)
Oprah: wait aren't you going to tell us how you met Sango?
It was too late, Kagome had already disappeared backstage. Shippo decided to follow her while Sango threw Miroku around. Miroku ended up flying backstage. Everyone stared at the only one left.
Kirara: meow… -.-
Oprah: you said it…we'll be back after these messages.
Wow heh…this chapter didn't go the way I wanted it to…I tried to remember everything but it all just went away…maybe I should have written it all yesterday. Lol oh well, the one part I remember the most is the Naraku part. It'll prob be the funniest. Hope you enjoyed this chappy. Review! See you later:D
Oh and uh I just thought of this! The chappy with Sesshy is coming soon and I was wondering if anyone wanted Sessh to give a shout out to anyone? Lol just say so... k bye!!