Aqui es este capitulo! Lol I think I said that right… Enjoy Koga's Session!
Chapter 5- Man Wearing A Skirt
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Oprah: And we're back after that gruesome brouhaha with the Inuyasha Gang. Now I'd like you all to give a warm welcome to, Koga!!
Audience: …
Koga came running out really fast. He did a bunch of tricks and other stuff to show off his speed.
Oprah: Please sit down.
Koga kept flipping and showing off.
Oprah: I said SIT DOWN…
Koga sat.
Oprah: so…you must be the infamous Koga.
Koga: I wouldn't say infamous…but yes, I am Koga! Leader of the wolf demon tribe and owner of two sacred jewel shards! I rock!
Oprah: of course you do… so um why don't you tell us your story…not that anyone cares…
Koga: what was that?
Oprah: I said why don't you tell us your story. :D
Koga: well you all know I'm the leader of the wolf demon tribe! And that I totally rock!
Audience: …right…
Koga: I'm completely superior to Inuyasha and any other demon around. That's why I'm going to be the one to destroy Naraku!
Oprah: why are you trying to kill Naraku?
Koga: Well, it all started when the neighboring tribe went to find sacred jewels at his castle. They were all slaughtered when they got there by Kagura. But a few of them came back and gave me a shard…I thought they were alive but Kagura was using her dance of the dead. I decided to go check this place out. When I got there dog breath was covered in my comrade's blood so I went after him. Th-
Oprah: woah woah woah wait…who's dog breath?
Koga: Inuytrasha or whatever his name is…
Oprah: you two must hate each other a lot…
Koga: I'm not done with my story yet!
Oprah: -.- (grumble) continue…
Koga: so I started fighting him but he was a coward and kept running away and dodging my attacks. After awhile he finally decided to fight me, so I punched a hole in his stomach!
Audience: Ewwww….
Oprah: o.O;; a bit much don't you think?
Koga: nah he lived…unfortunately…
Oprah: weird…continue…
Koga: Then the shard that my comrades gave me released a bunch of poison and paralyzed me!
Audience: (cheers to themselves)
Koga: Kagura thought she could easily kill me but she was wrong! Pfft, not that I needed his help or nothing, dog breath fought Kagura off. Then my brave Kagome saved me from the poisonous shard.
Inuyasha: SHE AIN'T YOUR WOMAN!!
Inuyasha had apparently woken up and was shouting from backstage. Kagome, Miroku, Sango and Shippo had to hold him back from attacking.
Koga: can it dog breath I'm telling a story!
Audience: booooooooooooo!!!!!
Koga: o.O; What?! Don't boo me!
Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Soon everyone backstage was booing too.
Inuyasha: GET OFF THE STAGE BOOOOO!!!!! Nobody cares about your dumb story!!
Oprah: now now…I know he's annoying but let him continue…
Koga: (pout)
Oprah: go on…continue telling your story.
Koga: you're all just jealous of my obvious greatness! But I shall grace you with my story once again you ungrateful mongrels.
The audience gave Koga one big mean evil eye.
Koga: (sweatdrop) anyways…after that I kept an eye on Kagome. I wanted to make sure she was safe since dog breath isn't strong enough to protect her. When Naraku unleashed Juuromaru and Kageromaru, he almost let her get killed! But thanks to me she's still alive! And that little rat on her shoulder.
Shippo: I'M A FOX!!!
Now everyone was holding Shippo back.
Oprah: you really care about her don't you?
Koga: Yea. She means the world to me and it breaks my heart knowing that Inuyasha is endangering her everyday. She's the nicest, prettiest girl I've ever met and she's three million times better than any demon girl could ever offer me.
Audience: Awww…
Kagome: (blush)
Inuyasha: hmm? Ar-Are you smiling!?!?! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE SMILING! I KNEW IT YOU DO LIKE HIM DON'T YOU!
Koga: don't you yell at my woman like that you sorry excuse for a half dog!
Inuyasha was in flames now. He was really sick of Koga…really, really, really sick of him. He managed to break away from everyone holding him back and ran at Koga. Koga charged at him. Oprah made sure the cameras were on. Then suddenly…
Kagome: SIT!!!
Right before Inuyasha could swing Kagome made him face plant into the ground. Koga ended up stepping on his head, losing his balance and falling on him.
Oprah: this is so going on youtube!
Inuyasha: ….WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SIDE WITH HIM!!!!! (cry)
Miroku: is…is he crying? Is he actually crying!?
Oprah: oh Kagome…you made him cry!
Audience: Awwwww….
Sesshomaru: o.O;;; You really are an embarrassment to the family.
Inuyasha pushed Koga off of him and ran to hide in the backstage closet. Koga brushed himself off then went to sit in his seat again.
Oprah: …does he usually cry?
Koga: he probably does…stupid wussy dog breath…
Oprah: hmm…I feel sorry for him…
Koga: I don't see why.
Oprah saw that the camera man was motioning for her to continue the show. She knew she couldn't let one minor setback ruin it.
Oprah: but you know…the show must go on! o.O uh Koga…
Koga: what?
Oprah: is that a skirt you're wearing?
Koga: …it's not a skirt!
Oprah: it looks like a skirt to me…in fact it looks like a short skirt! You're a man wearing a short skirt?
Koga: it's not a skirt!!
Oprah: I don't know…what do you think audience?
Audience: yep that's definitely a skirt.
Koga: it's not!! It's not a skirt!!!!!
Oprah: then what is it?
Koga: um…it's the standard wolf demon uniform!
Oprah: you make all your little comrades wear short skirts?
Koga: STANDARD WOLF DEMON UNIFORM!
Oprah: I don't care what you call it, it's still a skirt…
Audience: Koga's wearing a skiiirrrttt!! (taunt, torment)
Koga: I don't have to listen to this!
Koga stormed off the stage. He stuck his tongue out at the audience.
Oprah: heh…we'll be back after these messages folks! Don't touch that dial!
Random Chick: DON'T WORRY OPRAH I WON'T CUZ I LOVE YOU OPRAH AND YOUR SHOW!!!!
Oprah: commercial please!!!
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Lolz wee…I wanna do the next chappy but…I think I'll wait till some other day so uh…hope you enjoyed this chappy OH AND I'M STILL LOOKING FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT SESSHY TO GIVE A S HOUT OUT!! You can even put your brother or your friend in or something…or make up random names…that's all I sorta need lol more soon buh bye:D