Chapter 10

The bear named Pooh

They were in a big bare grassy field with a log that had a yellow bear on it.

"Where are we?" Sora asked. The yellow bear walked up to Sora and Kuja.

"Hello, I'm Pooh, and I seemed to have misplaced my friends" the bear said obnoxiously.

"If he can 'misplace' friends, they must be items…but items aren't friends, unless he's insane, and bear's can't become insane…so they must be-" Sora thought.

"Are your friends imaginary" Sora asked bending down to Pooh's height.

"Oh…no, no, no, no, nOoO, they're not imaginary…THERE REAL! Oh so VERY real…" Pooh said with one eye larger than the other eye. "Ewww…" Sora muttered standing back up. "So Kuja, where are we?" Sora asked.

"Well, from the looks of it I'd say we're in the book" Kuja replied.

"Oh come on Kuja everyone knows you can't be sucked into books!" Sora said.

"Oh no, it happened all the time in my four-dimensional world" Kuja said.

"Four-dimensional? If your 4-D how come I see you in 3-D?" Sora asked.

"Because, if 4-D object entered the 3-D realm, they'd look 3-D," Kuja said.

"hey where'd the bear go?" Sora asked to no one in particular.

"He went into that wormhole over there, is my guess" Kuja said pointing to a circular portal with black, blue, and purple swirling about in it.

"wormhole? There are worms in that thing?" Sora asked disgusted.

"Oh sorry, I meant to say: warphole" Kuja said pulling Sora and himself into it.

In the warphole it felt as though they were being ripped apart and put back together without pain in a warm fuzzy room. They came out of the warphole at an area with a small house with a fire outside. Sora and Kuja walked up to the house and above the door, in golden letters, wrote: Mr. Sanders. Sora looked around and found empty pots that said: 'hunny'. Kuja rang the doorbell as Sora walked back up to the door.

"hellooooooooo!" Pooh said opening the door.

"why look at that! My new friends! Here come on in!" Pooh said smacking his lips. Sora and Kuja walked into his house. There were as many weapons in the house as 'hunny' pots. On his table was a guillotine with bloodstains.

"Can you help me find my friends?" Pooh asked.

"I'm in the mood for fresh meat!" Pooh said crazed pulling out a butcher's knife.

"Woah! Let's not do anything we'd regret now!" Sora said.

"Why would I regret it? I long for it!" Pooh said lunging at Sora.

Kuja jumped towards Sora and the both flew out the window in the nick of time.

The two looked up, Pooh had vanished…

Kuja and Sora walked around front and an owl flew down to them.

"Pooh is a bet of a nut eh? Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!" the owl laughed.

"I'm owl by the way! This reminds me of the time my grandpappy" the owl said.

A warphole appeared and Kuja and Sora jumped in…only to be led into another area with a Large tree and a pond next to it. I little pink pig was on the ground.

"ah! People! Piglet scared!" the little pig said in a squeaky voice right before it took off behind the tree.

"Let's catch that bugger!" Kuja said.

"why?" Sora asked.

"You go around there, I'll go around here!" Kuja said.

And so they advanced towards piglet.

Then Pooh came out of a warphole when Kuja and Sora were out of sight.

"WhErE aRe YoU?" Pooh said holding up is butcher knife.