Chapter 23
Learning to Waltz is not as Easy as it Looks
"Geez, just in MY moment of glory and SHE has to walk in!" Kairi yelled as she ran down the hall.
"AS IF I would just let HER waltz around her-""Kairi!" Sora shouted.
"ACK, how did you get here so fast!"
"What are you talking about we just followed you" Chaos sighed
"Tra-la-la-la-la-la-laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Goofy sang throwing daisies every which way.
"Ah, dear Kairi, they brought us a present" an evil unknown (that's not so unknown) voice sneered.
"M-M-Maleficent!" Kairi shrieked.
"Present? We didn't…?" Sora started.
"Ah but you brought us the last piece of the puzzle!" Maleficent smiled.
"What?" Kairi was sooooo confused.
"Chaos"(ZOMG, we did NOT see THAT coming!)
"M-me?" Chaos stepped back.
"Don't be afraid of the darkness dear boy" Maleficent smiled.
"Wait, I don't…what's going on?" Kairi asked scratching her head.
"DON'T YOU LISTEN?" Maleficent asked "We are collecting the seven Princes of Dork-Darkness to open Kingdom Hearts, so pay attention at the meetings!"
"Kingdom Hearts!" Donald quacked.
"Gosh that can't be good!" Goofy yucked savagely.
"And I'm…part of this?" Chaos said looking down at himself.
"Don't worry I won't let her take you…" Sora said placing her hand on his shoulder.
"I KNEW you cared!" Chaos said putting his arm around her.
"Yeah, to close for comfort…."
"You can not stop me!" Maleficent snarled rising up into a black dragon.
"…Um…yeah Chaos you might be on your own…"
"But…but you said you'd!" Chaos whimpered.
"Oh fine!" Sora attacked the black dragon with Donald and Goofy aiding her.
Big Battle whoopi do, they beat her we get some items and need some healing lalalalalalalalalalala.
"Okay so did we save the world?" Sora asked.
"Gosh…" Goofy started opening his large daisy filled mouth.
"SORA!" chaos yelled as Kairi dragged him down a dark tunnel.
"Yesh he's being beat by a girl, a wimpy one at that!" Sora groaned.
(Chaos is emaciated, too thin for his own good, and likes getting saved all of which helped with his easy capture.)
Kairi threw Chaos into a crystal thing, which all the seven Princes were now in. Leon, Cloud, Kuja, Zidain, Sepheroth, Chaos, and Riku were all there.
"Good, it's all done!" Kairi smiled…evily…if she can…..
"You've done well servant of Darkness" the EVIL voice called (He-he guess who it is everybody…guess if you can!)
"Yup…wait…w-who are you?" Kairi asked turning around to see a cloaked figure.
"Who I am is not important… However there is one who I will bestow great powers upon…"
"YES! My reward!" Kairi smiled "Ready to receive my ultimate powers!"
A bunch a colors went different ways and stuff and…..
"Where are my powers? Why is the cloaked guy gone….WHY IS RIKU AWAK AND OUT?" Kairi screamed.
"Yes, this new body will suit me nicely" Riku… um his body said…still in his voice but… um…yeah….
"WHERE THE--" Sora started
"DAISIES!" Goofy yelled.
"I AM SO SICK OF SEARCHING THIS BLOODY CASTLE TO FIND ONLY A LARGE LIBRARY AND A DUNGEONS!" Sora yelled "Okay Dungeons and Dragons all in the same place…."
"Gosh isn't that…wait…um…Ehem, isn't that Kairi?" Donald said pointing to the little girl passed out on the floor.
"…Yup seems like it…" Sora said.
"…Right so not helping her?"
"Right"
"Gosh isn't that-" goofy started.
"Goofy, Goofy, Goofy only I may point out people we've already met." Donald smiled smugly (if possible for a duck)
"It' that guy!" Goofy yucked.
"R-RIKU!" Sora yelled.
Riku looked over at her expressionless.
"Riku!" Sora yelled running towards him and into his arms.
"Riku I haven't seen you in…Riku?"
"I was so hoping to meet you key master, now the door will open, and darkness will cover the universe forever."
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Well another exciting chapter of Kingdom Hearts if Sora was a Girl. Sorry for the long wait on this chapter, good news though only 1 to 2 chapters left! Isn't Riku great how I depict him? Please review so I know people want me to write more… just no death threats…please…