MESSY WEBS PART 2 BONUS CHAPTER
Karin: Hey! It's Karin Hanazono here, with Kazune-kun, Himeka-chan, Micchi, and Sky-san!
Me: Yo! This is a complete randomness chapter, just outta boredom.
Kazune-kun: -scoffs- talk about it.
Sky: -glares- are you making a death wish?
Kazune-kun: -glares back- what if I am?
-The two raised their fists, ready to fight-
Himeka-chan: Nooo, Sky-chan, Kazune-chan! Don't fight! It's not nice to fight!
Micchi: -nods- My love is right, 'ol chaps. Fighting is not good, not good at all.
Sky & Kazune-kun: -eyes gleam dangerously- do you want to be next?
Micchi: -sweatdrops and backs away slowly- it's alright, chaps. I think I'm okay.
Karin: All right, you two! Enough! Anyway, this bonus chapter is really random, so you better keep up!
Me: True, true! If ya don't, you're a poophead!
Kazune-kun: Aren't there enough in the world already?
Karin: -punches him-
Kazune-kun: -rubs cheek- Ouch! What the heck, Karin! Women are so violent!
Karin: Enough with the sexism, you girly man!
Kazune-kun: Well stop hitting me, you manly girl!
Karin: What?!
Himeka-chan: -airheadedly looks at Micchi- What's worse, a girly man or a manly girl?
Micchi: -thinks- Hmm, I don't know, my love. I'll try and figure that out.
Himeka-chan: Aww, I won't let you think alone! (What the heck?) I'll think with you!
-10 minutes later-
The two are squatting on the floor, still pondering on the question.
Micchi: Erm, why don't we let the readers decide? We're just a bunch of characters Koge Donbo made anyway.
Himeka-chan: -Still concentrating very hard on the ground, sweat on her head from too much thinking- huff, I can't do that! huff, I, huff, have to share, huff, the work! -pants from thinking too much-
Karin, Kazune-kun, Me: -sits at a table that comes from nowhere and drinking green tea, sweatdropping- How long are they going to think?...Himeka-chan doesn't look too good.
Himeka-chan: -falls over-
Micchi: Oh no! My love! Why did you have to think so hard about whether a girly man or a manly girl would be worse?! It's not worth it! -cries-
Kazune-kun: Argh! We must get her to bed!
Himeka-chan: -tries to stand up- Ugh... I-I am... fineeee...-falls over again-
Me: Ack, no! Why am I writing her like that!
Karin: Sky-san, stop making Himeka-chan fall over!
Kazune-kun: Argh, whatever! Just get her to rest!
Micchi: Right, chap! Careful when you carry my love! She's very fragile!
Kazune-kun: -scoffs- duh! I'm not stupid!
Karin: Stop fighting! Get her to bed, you poopheads!
Me: Come on dudes, or are you all girly men!
Kazune-kun: -immdediately lifts Himeka-chan up as if she weighed like a feather- I... am... NOT A GIRLY MAN! -groans and runs back to the house, carrying the girl alone-
Micchi: Wow, Sky-san, you know how to provoke that chap to use his 'full power'
Me: Ha ha ha ha ha... -strokes chin- oh it's nothing. I am writing this whole thing.
Karin: So you're the one making Kazune-kun punish me all the time?!
Me: -sweatdrops- heh heh...
Micchi: -chuckles- Sky-san, if you're the one writing this, can you make me more handsome?
Me: -types on keyboard-
-5 minutes later-
Micchi has fine purple (sounds weird, but I'm pretty sure that's his hair colour) hair, with two beautiful eyes, one like an emarald and one like a sapphire. His fine skin and his delicate features are simply lovely, and he is tall and lean, making every girl that meets him unable to pick out a fault.
Me: Happy now, Micchi?
Micchi: -claps his hand together- I love it! It defines me perfectly! Maybe I am handsomer than I thought! -smooths hair-
Me & Karin: -laughs sarcastically- You wish.
Just then, a figure appears, trudging towards them, groaning in pain.
Karin: Omigosh! Is that you, Kazune-kun?! What's wrong?
Kazune-kun: -twitches- ugh... I lost my head and just carried Himeka-chan to bed in one breath, and I was so full of energy--at least I thought so-- I didn't stop to realize how heavy Himeka-chan really is...
Me: -gasps- That's horrible!
Kazune-kun: -gives me the evil eye- You're the one to talk! You're the one that provoked me!
Me: -sweatdrops- heh... heh... heh... -backs away slowly-
Kazune-kun: Get back here, Sky-san! I'm going to murder-- OW!
Everyone turns to him.
Kazune-kun: -waves hands around that were limp as wet noodles- I feel as though I've been carrying a ton of bricks for a week! I climbed 4 stairs to get Himeka-chan to bed!
Karin: -puts hand to mouth, looking concerned- Oh my. I told Himeka-chan not to pick the bedroom at the very top. But she insisted there are the most bugs there.
Kazune-kun: -completely horrified- WHAT?! YOU NEVER TOLD ME?!
Me: I thought you can sense its little presence from afar.
Kazune-kun: -stammers- but I was too tired to care...
Micchi: Then I guess you wouldn't notice the one on your shoulder right now.
Kazune-kun: -turns head and stares at shoulder-
Silence.
Kazune-kun: -falls over-
Micchi: Oh no, the 'ol chap has fallen over!
Karin: -sweatdrops- He is a girly man.
Me: -stares at the limp body- so... who's gonna carry him?
Karin: No way no how!
Me: Nuh-uh.
Micchi: Nope.
-All stares at Kazune-kun-
Karin: Er... well?
Micchi: He's your boyfriend. You carry him.
Karin: No! Uh... Sky-san, you made him fall over. You carry him.
Me: Oooh no you don't! Micchi, you're the only man here. You carry him. Or are you a girly man?
Micchi: -glares-
-Same thing that happened to Kazune-kun replays again-
-30 minutes later-
Karin and Sky-san kneel in front of three beds, nursing three people, namely Himeka-chan, Kazune-kun, and Micchi.
Karin: This is bad, Sky-san. Himeka-chan has a bad case of unconsciousness, and Kazune-kun and Micchi has a bad case of... uh... wet-noodle-hands-ness.
The two sweatdrops and just stares at the three people.
Me: Let's go get some ramen.
Karin: You're right. I'm hungry.
Me: Let's go.
Karin: All right.
And the two leaves, talking about what flavor of ramen they should choose.
Fin