Slashing of Mary Sues!!!! Its meant to be written bad. DONT DO MARY SUES.


Sokka, Katara, and Aang-

Sokka: Wait! I thought there wasnt going to be another Mary Sue story!

Freexgirl: Clap it! I've just begun the story!

Sokka: Sorry...

Freexgirl: Ahem.

Sokka, Katara, and Aang all sat around the campfire. They ate the berries and nuts Katara and Aang found in the surrounding woods. All was quiet until there was rustling and a gasp. Everyone turned around, then Sokka and Aang jumped and took out their weopens.

Zuko: Aang doesnt have a weopen.

Aang: (smacks him on head with staff)

Zuko: Hey! Come on. You cant count THAT stick.

Aang: Staff!

Katara: (Water whips both of them)

A girl stumbled out of the forest looking very frightened. She had strawberry pink hair, and golden eyes. Her maroon robe was slightly torn from the branches.

"Please, dont hurt me!" she wimpered.

"Who are you?" Sokka demanded.

"My name is SaraKira SunSparkle. But you can just call me Sun. Its shorter."

"No kidding." Katara said.

Katara: (fake coughs) sleeze...

Jet: Sounds like it.

Zuko: Its a Mary Sue, what do you expect?

Sokka: (daydreaming about Mary Sue)

Katara: Hey, snap out of it. Its just a story.

Sokka: Whatever...

"What are you doing here?" Aang asked.

"I am running away from my home." Sun sounded sad. Her pink hair turned black.

"How did you do that?" Katara gasped.

"I am an appearance bender, star bender, time bender, and firebender." the girl replied.

Zuko: This sounds like a bright one.

Katara: She just openly admitted she was a firebender? Thats weird.

Jet: A hot firebender.

Sokka: Ha, I got that.

Aang: I dont get it...OH!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Hot, fire, yeahhhh...(looks away nervously.)

Zuko: Er...alright. Back to the story...

"Firebender?!" Sokka exclaimed. Sun nodded gleefuly and her hair turned blonde and her eyes pink.

"Youre really cute." she switched topics.

"Ok..." Sokka blushed.

Jet: OoOoOoOOhhh...Sokka...

Katara: (counting) Suki, Yue, Ty Lee, Azula...and now this Mary Sue. 5 shippings Sokka, nice job.

Sokka: AZULA??? What is with these fans???

Zuko: You think thats bad? You should see my fanmail.

"Youre a firebender! An enemy of the Earth Kingdom! Were turning you in." Aang said angrily.

"Please, dont! I want to start a new life. I didnt like the Fire Nation...it was too violent for me. I'm more a loving, friendly person. I was just born...a firebender." Sun pleaded.

Zuko: (gags)

"Can we trust her?" Katara asked.

"Do you promise to give up your loyalty to the Fire Nation?" Aang continued.

"Pinky swear!" giggled Sun.

"...alright." Aang finished.

Aang: Well, thats not realistic at all.

Katara: It wont be the first time Sokkas gone for a Fire Nation girl. Just look at Ty Lee...oh yeah, and Azula.

Sokka: I havent said a word to that psycho!!! And Ty Lee...she came to me first!

Zuko: (mocking) I think you and Azula are a great pairing. Being polar opposites...you complete eachother.

Everyone but Sokka laughs.

Sokka: Thats the first joke I've heard you crack fireboy. And besides, I'M the sarcastic guy here.

Katara: We know.

Sokka: Can we just end this story?!?!

Freexgirl: Yeah, I have an even better idea for you guys, besides the whole Mary Sue thing.

Zuko: Great.

Freexgirl: Sooo...DONT DO MARY SUES.