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Note: Thoughts: 'They shall be in italics' And there might be some slight OOC.
Kaede was inside her hut, creating more medicines that she and Shippo had collected together. He's now taking a break with the others outside.
Sango was thinking by herself and started approaching the inside of Kaede's hut asking, "Kaede, can you please help me with Miroku's problem with women? I don't think he would ever quit his lecherous thoughts on other women and not me."
Surprisingly, Sango almost cried explaining that to Kaede. She understood why Sango was, but didn't realize she was this desperate with Miroku.
"Sango, I never knew ye were this desperate," Kaede replied surprisingly.
Sango confessed, "Neither did I. I suppose I truly love him. Do you think I should tell him? Kaede, please don't tell this to anyone. Just please keep this between you and me."
"Aye, Sango. Ye should not ask me, but ask ye true and closest friend," Kaede wisely replied, walking to her flap-door to point at Kagome. Sango smiled and giggled in her mind. She saw Kagome running after InuYasha who was running after Shippo who was trying to run to Kagome. (A/N: Wouldn't you laugh too?)
Kagome yelled, "InuYasha! Get back here!"
InuYasha yelled, "Shippo! Get back here!"
Shippo yelled, "Kagome! Get over here!" (A/N: Yeah, couldn't think of anything else with that.)
Sango shouted, "Why are you guys running?" All of the rest yelled one at a time.
Kagome shouted frustrated-ly to Sango, "Shippo ate InuYasha's ramen!"
InuYasha yelled angerly to Sango, "Shippo ate my ramen!"
Shippo shouted slyly to Sango, "I ate his ramen!" He snickered to himself for about two seconds, and then realized he was running slower and InuYasha was catching up to him. He ran faster.
Sango walked out of the door and called to Kagome, "Kagome! Can I at least talk to you!"
Kagome replied back, "Okay! Just one second! InuYasha…" he looked back and ran faster away from Kagome, retarded-ly. But he was too late.
"SIT!"
Kagome jogged to Sango, wrapping their arms around their shoulders and asked, "Now, what is it that you need my dear?" The "sisters" giggled together.
Shippo was laughing so hard on the ground that he didn't realize the spell wore off on InuYasha, and got a big lump on the head in return. Which was actually bigger than the last one.
The girls kept walking until they passed by a river a sat down on the grass.
"Kagome, I really need your help," Sango said.
Kagome asked, "What kind of problem? Is it about Miroku?"
Sango replied, "Actually yes..."
"…and that's why I really need him to change," She finished.
Kagome didn't look surprised one bit, "I was waiting until you'd spit it out."
Sango blinked dumbfounded, "You were? In other words, it's obvious that I love him?"
"Well, not really you loving him, but liking him. At least it wasn't obvious to InuYasha," Kagome pointed out.
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Miroku was sitting on a log by himself thinking, 'I really should stop groping other women's behinds. Sango even strictly told me not to, and yet I still keep doing it. Maybe I should think more about Sango than myself.'
He stood up and went inside the hut to ask Kaede the similar question that Sango asked. "Kaede, can you please help me about my problem with women? I don't think I would ever quit my lecherous thoughts off other women and not...not on Sango. Kaede, can you please help me?" Miroku asked.
Kaede had a big surprised look on her face. Miroku was actually begging on his knees for Kaede's help. She replied something similar she had said to Sango. He confessed as well, "I never new either. I do truly love Sango. What I usually do is just be a pervert to grope young women's lovely places without even caring. Well, actually I do, but you know what I mean right? But this time... I don't know. Kaede, just keep this between you and me, alright? But, I need to know what to do. Should I tell her?" Miroku begged her for answers.
Kaede sighed and told Miroku the similar thing to him. She again walked up to the flap-door and pointed at InuYasha this time and Miroku chuckled a bit.
He saw InuYasha eating a bowl of ramen and keeping it away from Shippo at the same time.
Shippo kept on trying to grab InuYasha's bowl of ramen, and InuYasha kept on pulling it away from him. He kept on pulling his face back with his "free hand" every time he slurped up some noodles in his mouth. InuYasha yelled in between slurps, "You're not (slurp) getting it (slurp) this time (slurp) "Ramen-Stealer!" (Slurp)"
He pulled Shippo's face back again and swallowed his food. (A/N: What I mean by "free hand" is InuYasha really doesn't have any so, when Shippo tries to take it away again, InuYasha would just drop his chopsticks into the bowl and then that's his "free hand".)
Shippo muffled as loud as he could, "Don't make me get Kagome, "Ramen-Hogger!" "
Miroku called them in the middle of their little argument, "What are you guys doing?"
InuYasha yelled angerly in between slurps, "Shippo's (slurp) trying to (slurp) eat my (slurp) ramen (big slurp) AGAIN! (Swallow)" (A/N: Weird, he never chews his food.)
Shippo muffled, "Actually, I ate your ramen, so I'm trying to eat it this time AGAIN."
Miroku walked out the door and called to InuYasha, "Well, can I least talk to you?" Shippo was leaning on InuYasha as hard as he could, swinging his fists around helplessly.
InuYasha had an evil smirk on his face, "Sure, why not?" InuYasha stood up quickly as Shippo fell flat on his face.
Ouch.
They were headed near a river, about 30 metres away from the ladies without either of them knowing it. (A/N: Can a river be that long?)
"So, whaddya wanna bug me about this time, huh?" InuYasha asked.
Miroku responded, "Well, it's about—"
"Women, right? Or in other words…Sango," InuYasha smirked.
Miroku raised both his eyebrows in surprise, "H-how did you know?"
The half-demon shrugged, "I don't know. I guess this time I actually listened to Kagome."
"Oh, I'm guessing that it's obvious that I truly love her, correct?" Miroku assumed.
InuYasha pointed out, "C'mon, look on the bright side, Miroku. It wasn't obvious for me. Even if Kagome kept on explaining it to me. And I don't think Sango thought it was obvious either. At least I think. So don't keep your hopes up on me."
Meanwhile, with the ladies…
'It's so obvious that Miroku loves me,' Sango wondered, 'he'll probably proclaim his love for me sooner or later. Well, at least I think…'
She wondered some more, and some more. Until one thought hit her, 'Maybe not…he always has these other women in his mind as well.' She first sighed, paused, and then she growled under her breath. Kagome looked a bit nervous and has never seen Sango so upset and angry before. For the first time she backed away from Sango slowly to give her some "fresh air" to breathe. Even though they're outside.
And with the men…
Miroku said to himself, "Well, I think it's obvious that I love her…but the thought of the other women was quite well indeed." He started daydreaming of ALL of the other women that he groped. A smile started to form but he finally snapped out of it and frowned. (A/N: He is SO the opposite of Dory!)
He will never get women out of his head! He also sighed first then growled under his breath. InuYasha had never seen Miroku upset before in his LIFE! He left Miroku to give him some "fresh air" to breathe. Even though they are outside.
As Kagome and InuYasha backed away from their "stressed out" friends, they soon bumped into each other and were arguing as always. They finally stopped after InuYasha had finally lost after a soft SIT and a loud THUD and talked about why they were here, alone.
Kagome was first and explained, "Well, Sango wanted to talk after she came out of Kaede's hut, and wanted to talk about, well, you figure it out..."
InuYasha looked clueless at this point, but later realized it was Miroku. She shook her head, giggling.
InuYasha loved that. Every time he sees her laugh or even giggle, it sounded like an angel from Kami. He mentally shook his head. Did he just think of that? No way! He couldn't have…could he? He loves Kikyo! All the way... right?
Kagome looked at him, strangely. He just smiled-but more of a smirk- and carried on, listening to Kagome. (A/N: All who doesn't like InuYasha's pride say, I... (silence)... be that way) She continued, "...then, we headed to the river to talk."
"So, that's what happened?" InuYasha asked, finally understanding.
Kagome had a curious face of hers and he shook his head to forget about it.
"Never mind. Anyways, we also went to the river to talk about…you know who it is," He explained and smiled at her and blushed a tad bit. So did she.
'Those two are so lucky. If only InuYasha and I could do the same.' Kagome thought.
'Geez, Sango is so close to Kagome that she tells her practically everything! And the same thing goes for Miroku and I. If Miroku can express his feelings for Sango…so can I! Well, at least with Kagome.'
As soon as InuYasha thought so can I, he abruptly stood up like a superhero for no reason at all. You know... how they have their hands to their hips, sticking their chest out…acting retarded.
Kagome raised her eyebrow, wondering why he even did in the first place. InuYasha blushed and wondered that as well and sat down as fast as he can so he doesn't have to cause more attention. Even though it's only him and Kagome there.
"InuYasha…" Kagome said, he turned his head and faced her, "What the heck was that all about?" He looked away and blushed. He mentally kept on banging his head on an invisible wall, and kept saying 'Stupid' in his head the whole entire time.
Soo? How do you guys like it? PLEASE review! And I might not even write the next if you people don't send me…4 reviews at least. Honestly, I really am a good writer! (NOT) And this is my first chance for people to actually notice my story and criticize on it! So PLEASE R&R!
InuSinzo ;)