Disclaimer: (sigh) Do I spell it out for you? I guess I do!

D-O

N-O-T

O-W-N

I-N-U-Y-A-S-H-A

Better?

-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.

"How dare he reject me! I mean, having 40 children is not a lot to bear, right? It's not the LEAST bit hard, correct? UGH! How dare he reject me! I am only 60 years of age."

Akiko was pacing back and forth in her own hut remembering the time when Miroku had rejected her for Sango and the family reunion. The sound of muffling and kicking was annoying her and she yelled, "QUIT IT! I'M TRYING TO THINK OF A PLAN!" The sound soon switched to soft whimpers of fear.

Who knew? That old lady was actuallty just a priestess who wanted a man in her life just to carry down her family name for many generations. But noooooo, they would all just laugh in her face, thinking that she would never find a man at her old age she is right now. She asked so many men to bear her children until she had met that monk. (A/N: Yup, definately perverted) Of all the men she had asked, she had never seen anyone so beautifully handsome and peverted like her. (A/N: She could've been pretty in her past) And ever since that rejection she had been planning her revenge and became a dark priestess just like Tsubaki ever since. She had vowed to herself that she will truly have him as hers no matter what the cost! Yes, this was a strange and unusual vow, and people that had passed by have never laughed so hard in their life, but she had determination. And that's all that she needed to get her man of her dreams to her!

Once, she tried for demons to obey her every command, but that was so unoriginal. (A/N: Read that part in a girly way) She tried to think of a creative thought. She thought and thought until, finally! She has it! Well, almost. It was a bit like her student Urasue's but also a bit different and creative just as planned. After all, she did teach Urasue to resurrect people from its grave as clay pots, right?

She thought her plan was the most brilliant of all. Since she was so lonely and she has already found her "man", she is going to use puppetry and make several "Miroku's". And she meant several "Miroku's". Or as she calls it: her "loved one...s". It was the most easiest plan she could think of. She already has her ingredients to make it perfect.

"Oh! My brilliant plan is going to work perfectly! No one shall stop me! And the best part is, if they attack and destroy them with their weapons, the number of my age will soon reappear!" She cackled, then she turned back to the whimpering sounds and said to it in a creepy dark voice, leaning down, "And don't worry. You all would be part of my plan as well," She smirked and leaned back up, "Part of my ingredients that is!" She cackled once again. (A/N: Figured out her "special" ingredients yet?)

The sounds of whimpering stopped. It was so shocked it couldn't speak at all. The floor was being dripped on by beads of sweat rolling down quickly. It couldn't breathe! It couldn't blink! It couldn't believe it one bit.

All the men that had rejected her in the past were the special ingredient for her plan. Her "brilliant" plan, as she calls it.

As a living sacrifice.

-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.

Soo, waddya think? Good? Bad? Horrible? Wonderful? Petrifying? Terrifying? Overly-dramatic? What? Say it in the review!

By the way, I would like to thank the first three people that reviewed my story:

shippousangoffe,

Miroku and Fluffy 4 ever

and especially by best friend,

InuYujin. Although, she's the one who wasn't the first one to review.

But, thanx! Hope you people review my story!

InuSinzo ;)