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InuSinzo: Jeez, can that get annoying.
InuYasha: Yeah, but not as annoying as you and Shippo
Shippo: Annoying, huh? Oh, yeah? KAGOME!! INUYASHA JUST MADE FUN OF ME!!
Kagome: InuYasha… SIT!
InuYasha (glares at Shippo): Damn you, runt.
Kagome (gasps): Now you're swearing at him! You're supposed to give good examples to Shippo! SIT BOY!
InuYasha: …
InuSinzo: Well, that was well done, right Shippo? (Raises hand for high-five)
Shippo (tilted head to the side): What do I do with your hand?
InuSinzo (sweat drops): Heh, heh. Right. You smack your hand with mine. It's called a high-five.
Shippo: Really? Cool! (Tries to smack hand…poorly misses) Awwww man!!
Kagome: It's okay, Shippo. Here, all you have to do is…
InuYasha (looks around): Hey, guys. Where are Miroku and Sango?
InuSinzo (points to them, shocked): Huh? WHAAAA-SHIPPO AVERT YOUR EYES!
Shippo (looks at where InuSinzo points): What? AHH!!! I can't believe what I'm seeing here! They're, they're…THEY'RE…
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"Okay, I should calm down. Just calm down. It's all right, just keep…" Sango kept repeating to herself.
This was her day. Her day of telling Miroku her true feelings about him. That she loves him.
"Okay. This is it, you big lug. This is the day. Jus calm down. You can do this. You can…" Miroku kept repeating to himself.
This was his day. His day of telling Sango his true feelings about her. This he loves her.
Where are InuYasha, Kagome, Shippo, Kaede, and Kirara you might ask? Shamefully, as the writer of this story-- I honestly do not have a clue.
Sango was pacing back and forth in Kaede's hut thinking about what to say to Miroku. She was trying not to stutter and get the message out and yet make it slow enough for him to understand what she's saying so she doesn't have to be embarrassed about saying it twice in a row. Apparently, Kaede was out in the village buying supplies for InuYasha, the others, and herself.
"Okay, Sango. You can do this. Just tell him how you feel about him. There's nothing to it. All you have to say is: Miroku I lo— Okay. I lo— DAMN IT!!" She kept stuttering and she HATED that! She kept hitting her head, hard, on the wall repeatedly.
Miroku was leaning on a tree, sitting cross-legged, thinking of what he would say to Sango—his love of his life. His strategy was to close his eyes and think of him and Sango together, talking. Nothing more. (A/N: Hard to believe, huh?) But the only problem with this is that he couldn't get the words out, AND no matter what, his hands are automatically on Sango's rear end. He couldn't help it. It was instinct! It was in his blood. It went down from generation to generation! I mean, come on! It was a pervert thing! He opened his eyes and sighed. 'I'm never going to be able to pull this off on my own,' he thought, 'Now where are Kagome and InuYasha up to? Oh! And my future wife of many, MANY children?' After he stood up, he brushed off the some grass that were stuck on his robes, fixed his hair, grabbed his staff, and went on a stroll to Kaede's hut…hoping for Kaede to be there. But instead…
THUNK. THUNK. THUNK. THUNK.
This was all that Sango kept doing. She couldn't think of ANYTHING to keep her from stuttering!! During that time of head smashing, she kept chanting,
"Damn…you…stupid…HEAD!! WORK!!! UGH!!"
Miroku turned his head towards the hut that Sango was in. "Huh? What's all that noise? What's Sango doing in there?" He wondered. Then a thought came upon him. His perverted thoughts. "Hmm…what on earth is she doing there? All…alone. With nobody watching her. Doing some private things…" As he said all this, he was walking slowly to the hut, and then when he was at a distance where he was able to hear voices, he heard Sango's "UGH!!" and immediately a perverted smile slowly emerged on his face and caused him to walk just a tad bit slower to…savour the words that are apparently "naughty". Then, just to make things worse Sango screamed,
"COME ON!! COME TO ME!! MAKE THIS STUPID THING GO FASTER AND HARDER!!!" (A/N: Sango's talking about her head/mind.)
But you know. With the word "come" and "cum" they sound the same, but with Miroku and his perverted mind, he understood the "cum" way. Then to make things even MORE badly than before…
An idea FINALLY popped into Sango's mind. And to celebrate…
"YES!! (Smack) IT FINALLY (Smack) CAME TO ME!! (Smack) THIS THING ACTUALLY WORKS!! (Smack) YES!! (Smack) YES!! (Smack) YES!! (Smack) HALEILUJAH!!!" (A/N: All the smacking is occurring from her head hitting the wall…and to think she's not going to have a concussion!)
Oh God…
Miroku immediately stopped walking slowly and instead just stood there, with his eyes lit up with pleasure. His smirk went even wider as he said, "Oh yeah. Wouldn't this be a little…fun?" As Miroku finished his sentence, he quickly ran to the hut, pulled open the flap that almost ripped from the doorway, only to be disappointed.
"Huh? What!! No nothing that I had expected!! No spanking? No naughtiness? No on-coming action? No NOTHING?!?!?!!" Miroku whined.
"Huh? What the hell are you talking about Miroku?" Sango panted, a little confused.
Miroku answered, "Well, I heard you in the hut and since I do not have the vision to see through things, but instead only hear things…well…you know. I kinda…heard…things." He flashed his perverted grin at Sango.
It only took a few minutes to realize what Miroku was talking about. She had a little flashback of what happened and then she started to blush as well. She explained, "OH!! That?? Oh. Well I was just—I wanted to tell you how I fell—I mean feel, and- and—" 'Damn this stupid stuttering habit of mine!' Miroku was waiting for her to finish. He was tapping his foot impatiently and raising an eyebrow. That just made Sango blush even more of embarrassment. Still, she tried to continue. "So! Well, well…about those noises you heard…" She scratched the back of her head and laughed nervously.
Miroku, who was still waited for her to answer, had enough and started to walk out the door, but something got caught on Miroku's hand.
Sango's.
He looked at her eyes and she looked at him. Together, they seem so mesmerized in each other's eyes that they didn't know what was going on…
They didn't know that their heads were coming closer…
They didn't know that their lips were so close, yet so far.
They closed their eyes and…
"SANGO!!" a voice called outside.
"MIROKU!!" another one called.
"FUTURE-LOVERS!!" a young one called.
Miroku and Sango opened their eyes and realized what they were doing. Miroku, though, was planning to continue the kiss, but Sango, feeling embarrassed, quickly walked out of the hut leaving a confused monk. Although, Sango came back to the hut, gazed at Miroku in his eyes and gave him a short kiss. Not a peck, yet not passionate (A/N: I wonder how that'll work out?). After the kiss, Sango broke away, blushing and left the hut to find out who was calling their names, leaving a very pleased monk indeed.
He walked outside with a sigh, and with a smile.
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Kagome (sighs): Wasn't that cute?
InuYasha (scoffs): You kiddin' me? I bet that was the corniest chapter of all.
Shippo: InuYasha! You sure about that?
InuYasha: Yeah, so?
Shippo: Well, right after Sango and her (coughs) "noises" you went straight to a bathroom that came out of nowhere in this strange room of "Fanfiction", locked the door and started—making noises.
InuYasha (blushes): I DID NOT!
Shippo (giggling): DID TOO!
InuYasha: DID NOT!
Shippo: DID TOO!
InuYasha (smirk): DID TOO! (Thinking) This'll throw him off.
Shippo (points): HA! You admit it!
InuYasha (surprised): WHA--? DAMN IT ALL!
Kagome (looking around): Hey—is Sango and Miroku still at it?
Everyone looks around until they hear…
"OH COME ON MIROKU! I KNOW YOU CAN DO THIS EVEN HARDER!"
(That was Sango)
InuSinzo: I wonder what they're doing? Better read the next chapter to find out:) Oh yeah! And review.
InuSinzo ;)