Second chapter. Also remade and fixed. :)
"Ah...Navi, thou hast returned...and on good timing too, because my back is REALLY starting to itch right now." the mighty, itching tree said thoughtfully, nodding.
Navi rolled her eyes. "Well, I brought Link, can I leave now?"
The Great Deku Tree rustled threateningly. A Deku Nut soared down and slammed into Navi…hard.
"Owie! OK, ok, I'll stay."
"Link, are you brave enough to embark on a chilling quest?" The Great Deku Tree croaked, looking deeply troubled.
"Nope, not at all." Link answered rather simply, a goofy grin on his face.
"Well, do it anyways. Go inside me and kill the beast that wanders my insides."
Link flinched. "Your...your insides?"
"Link, I'm a tree. I have hollow insides."
Link relaxed. "Oh yeah, of course I remember, it's not like I'm dumb or anything! Right?"
There was an awkward silence, and a couple passing Kokiri stared at Link with faces that only too clearly said, "Well, duh."
The Great Deku Tree opened his mouth. Link choked, as some disgusting foul smell filled his nostrils.
"What...is that?" Link wheezed, getting out of the way.
"Wust wet winside and rake the wurse!" the Great Deku Tree ordered in a muffled voice.
Link winced. "I'm seriously beginning to regret ever moving to Kokiri Forest."
"Wink!" the Great Deku Tree yelled. Gulping nervously, Link bit his lip.
"Do I have to?"
The same Kokiri walked by, with the same looks plastered on their faces.
"Will you get out of here?" Link said angrily, glaring furiously at them.
The Great Deku Tree suddenly reached out a rather long, whip-like branch, curled it around Link, and dragged the protesting Kokiri in, swallowing him up in a single gulp.
"Navi!" Link cried out before been completely consumed by darkness.
Outside, Navi was happily watching Link get sucked in. She was about to fly away, but the Deku Tree, somewhat half-crazed, reached out with the same branch, plucked her by the wings and tossed her in with a slightly maniacal laugh.