Link kept on laughing for a few more minutes until he realized Navi wasn't sputtering angrily at him anymore.
"Have you calmed down yet, Navi?" Link muttered out loud, looking up and down. "Navi? Where are you?"
He heard a small rustle behind him. Gulping, Link turned around and saw a giant spider. But...it had a skull as it's body.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
However, this time, the spider simply twitched and started to swing wildly. Link was grossed out, and started to choke and cough, and all the germs were aimed at the spider. The spider made a strange hacking noise, and started to dissolve into the air.
Link watched proudly as a bundle of small sticks suddenly fell out of the air. He gathered them up and stuck it in a small pouch in his bag.
Cool, Link thought, I didn't know I had a pouch.
While Link was gloating over his pouch and victory, Navi was having problems.
Navi had gotten caught in a web. She was muttering and cursing under her breath when she suddenly flew straight into a sticky spiderweb.
"Curse it, Three Goddesses!" Navi hissed angrily as she fought to get out, but the more she twisted, the more she attracted the attention of Skullwalltulas and the more she got caught in the web...
Navi could hear the faint skittering noises. Fairies can understand a lot of languages, and Navi could hear Skullwalltulas clicking angrily to each other.
"You stupid fool! What is that thing that is breaking our precious web?"
"How should I know? I'm not the one that spun this web! You go find out."
"Ignorant, blithering idiot! If you act more like this, Ganondorf will chop off our legs!"
Nervously, Navi stopped tugging at the web.
Silence. It was absolutely still. Slowly, the skittering started again, growing louder. Louder. Until it was a constant clicking that nearly drove Navi off the edge. Navi saw a Skullwalltula advancing proudly.
"Hey, jerk, I found what it was! It's a fair-"
Clang.
A Deku Seed slammed into the Skullwalltula, causing it to scream in agony before it dropped to the floor, vanishing. Navi looked back and saw Link, aiming with a slingshot.
"Link!" Navi cried out, relieved. "You don't have to shoot another one, I think there was only-"
Clang.
Another Skullwalltula fell in agony to the floor. Navi stared at the boy she had mocked, the boy that was supposed to be stupid and cowardly.
"Thanks, Link." Navi said weakly. "Can you help me get out of here?"
Link squinted through the spiderweb. Apparently Navi had twisted so much all the spiderwebs had collected on her in one huge blob.
"Is that you, Navi? It looks like...cotton candy...mmm..."
Link spent the next few moments gurgling. Navi was growing more impatient by the minute.
"Link! Get me out of here!" Navi yelled.
Link seemed to notice Navi for the first time. "Oh, hi Navi! What's up?"
"Well, I left you laughing and flew straight into a spiderweb and was then attacked by two skullwalltulas. Yeah, so, I think I was ok." Navi replied, her voice dripping with sarcasm.
"Do you want me to help you get out?" Link asked innocently.
Navi thrashed around the web in frustration. "Yes!"
Link took out his fairy slingshot.
Navi gulped. "Uh...Link...you-"