Yay! 25 reviews! I've been twisting the story lately, and some things didn't actually really happen in the game-but that's why it's called fanfiction, right? Anyways, I'd like to thank Inversion, SilentVamp, and Kyrstal Fox for their daily reviews. You guys review in nearly all of the chapters! A little bit freaky, though. Muahahahaha, just kidding! Anybody else who reviewed, thanks! Now, on with the story! :-)

"If you defeat me, you shall recieve a prize that will allow you to the mighty creature, King Dodongo. If you do not, you will be killed with no mercy and may not pass."

The voice rang through the dark chamber, cold and sharp.

Link looked blankly.

"Who's there?"

A thing, clothed in a dark cloak, moved swiftly through the shadows.

Link giggled.

"Link, why are you laughing??? Didn't you hear what that guy said? Well, actually, I'm not even sure if it's even human!"

"No-it's just too funny! This is what I see in the scary movies! Like, this hidden figure warns you if you don't defeat him, then you get killed! The hero always ends up losing!"

"You-are-the-guy-who-is-trying-to-kill-him-how-can-you-laugh?" Navi said in one complete breath, staring at him.

"Oh yeah, I forgot." Link paused. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

He started running around in circles.

Navi watched disbelivingly at her partner. How did I get paired with this guy?

The cloaked figure stepped out, it's voice cold and unwavering. Navi wasn't sure if the thing was watching Link or not, seeing as it obviously wasn't showing it's face.

"You fool....do you dare deny my wrath? Surrender, and thy shall suffer a quick death, or fight to the end, and I shall slowly drain you of your energy."

Link ignored the figure and continued to run.

The figure seemed to get irritated. "Stop running like a coward and fight like a man!"

Link, once more, ignored him but spoke as he ran.

"Well, I'm only a boy, you see. So basically I can't."

Navi could feel the anger building up in the room.

The figure withdrew a long staff, with a purple orb on top of it.

Navi shivered. She could sense evil energy radiating from it.

"I suppose you have chosen a quick death," the figure drawled. "A wise choice."

Link shrugged. "Whatever suits you, m'man."

A blast of purple, dark energy flew out of the orb and nearly slammed into Link, who ran out of the way just in time.

"By Ganondorf's name," the figure cursed, "stop moving!"

Navi started to grow bored with Link running around, constantly evading the balls of energy while the figure cursed so much that it almost seemed to be a chant.

Finally, the figure stopped. "This is uselss. Boy, prepare to feel the wrath of the unavoidable Surfer Attack!"

Link pulled out a scuba suit and held his ground.

Jets of water started flowing out of the clothed figure.

"Wow!" Link cried out, astounded. "That guy's looks like he has some real potential for being a water hose."

The figure laughed. "I was, actually. Um...back to my vile, insane plots to kill you!"

The water level in the chamber started to rise rapidly, but Link stayed safe in the scuba suit.

"No matter! I got about seven or eight hours left to breathe in this super scuba suit." Link bubbled.

The figure had flew off the ground the minute it started conjuring up the water and had gone to the highest place possible, until the hood scraped across the ceiling.

"That's enough! I have other business to attend to! Argghhh! But you haven't defeated me, boy!"

The figure disappared in a wisp of smoke.

The water also vanished, and Link, who was swimming a little bit below the ceiling, fell down to the floor with a thud.

"Ow!"

Navi, who was stuck in Link's waterproof hat, breathed some fresh air as Link lifted his cap off his head.

"Oh, if feels so good to breathe in fresh air after staying in your stinky hat!"

Link, affronted, placed his hat back on and headed towards the chest that had appeared after the figure vanished.

Navi saw the outline of it. "Wow, Link! This will defeat the boss!"

"I'm not sure I even want to face the boss," Link mumbled, opening it.

A blast of light threw Link off his feet.

"Who knew there was danger in every treasure chest you opened," Link muttered as he went back to towards the chest. "First I get locked in, and then I get blown off. What's next?"

A beautiful velvet bag with a satin ribbon sat in Link's hands.

"Wow, Link! That's a bomb bag!"

Link frowned. "How much can it hold?"

"Twenty, I think."

"This tiny little thing? Wow."

Link opened it up to find a...note.

It said:

Dear Winner,

You have successfully defeated the all-mighty , and thus you shall recieve a great and valuble prize, called the bomb bag. You shall find it deeper in the chest. This is made from a Dodongo's stomach, and will carry twenty bombs.

Sincerely,

With best wishes,

Link groaned. "It doesn't say who I defeated, or who wrote it!"

Navi shrugged. "Who cares? Grab the bag and let's go."

Link dug into the chest and found a small, bulging bag. It was grubby and worn-out.

"Oh, that's nice, compared to the bag I found the note in."

"C'mon Link, stop complaining and let's go!"

They started to had towards the exit when suddenly, a trapdoor opened and down they fell.

Link screamed.