(A/N: Hiya! So anyway I got two reviews saying they hated NejiSaku…
The fun part about this?
I like quite a few pairings with Neji and Sakura Xd soooo since no one seemed ecstatic about my choice of pairing there anyway I might as well change it, ne? XD
But you have to vote for a different Sakura pairing and a different Neji pairing in this chapter or else I will…
…keep NejiSaku! Bwahahaha!
Soooo, the pairings thus far:
SasuHina
LeeTema
NaruIno(by request)
ShikaTen(by request)
And some one sided GaaKaka by request! X3 lol, that'll be my first ever attempt at anything yoai XD I'll try my best!!
Shame… I was hoping to put some NaruHana in there… hmmmm… perhaps GaaHana instead? Mwahaha….)
Stop The Madness!
Chapter Three: Deviously Plotting
"T-Temari-san! I-I know this is re-really s-selfish--"
"—but we would both really appreciate it—"
They stopped for a second to breath before speaking together.
"St-stay away from Sakura-san!"
"No." 'Did they practice this?'
Bummed that their ingenious plan had failed, the two slunk off in mild depression.
"W-we can d-do it Lee-san!" Hinata said while trying to sound optimistic.
"Hai!"
"W-we… we… we ju-just need to sound m-more demanding!"
"Pl-please stay away fr-from Sakura-san?"
"No."
"Oh phoo…"
Tenten and Shikamaru sweat-dropped, this was the absolute best those two could do?
Lee suddenly looked nervous, turning to Hinata he spoke, "A-ano… Hinata-san?"
Hinata looked at him, "Yes?"
"Wh-what if Temari-san makes Sakura-san… h-happy?"
Hinata's eyes widened, he was right! The possibility was open!
"A-and… what if Temari-san likes Sakura-san as much as I do…?"
"G-GOMEN!!" the green clad lad and his Hyuuga companion bowed deeply to the Kunoichi from Suna.
"Apology not accepted."
It was than decided between both Shikamaru and Tenten that it was simply impossible for those two to cause any trouble what-so-ever.
It was kind of sad.
Hanabi chuckled; her plan was going perfectly…
…except for the single pit-fall of actually having to spend time with the hyperactive blond.
It hadn't taken much for Shino to convince Naruto to make an appearance at the Café("Come with me." "E-eh? DATTABOYO?!") it also hadn't taken much to convince the boy that sitting with the lone Hanabi was a good idea, after all, she was probably lonely sitting all alone("We're sitting there." "But there's already someon—" "We. Are. Sitting. There.") and then mysteriously having a… 'mission' to attend to, Shino had left them.
Despite how nervous and terrified Shino always seemed to make Naruto, he was babbling on and on about some entirely random topic.
"—and then Sakura-chan said—"
Her eye twitched, yes, she was happy with her plan… but geez, did he ever shut up.
She would never, in a million years, admit that it was a nice change from the permanent silence that had taken claim of the Hyuuga compound.
"…we need help."
Tenten sighed and nodded in agreement, there was no way in hell just the two of them could stop this madness. They had spent all day running around, planting bugs, and spying on people they wished they didn't have to.
Shino was someone they really would have liked to have on their team; with his many bugs they would have an entire tiny army at their beck and call…
…and they wouldn't have to run around like Gai after losing a match.
Another deep sigh.
"Kiba?"
"Can't keep a secret."
"Chouji?"
"On a mission."
"Tsunade-sama?"
"Would laugh her ass off."
"Shizune-san?"
"A busy person."
"Then who?!"
"Who for what?"
They blinked in surprise, turning to the sudden voice.
Grinning, dango hanging in her teeth, the jounin looked at them questioningly.
"You know… she might just work."
"I think you may be right."
A blink of confusion, "Huh?"
Ino smiled happily, thinking of the many ways she would tormen—I mean match make Lee and Hinata.
'The simplest tactic is to lock them in a closet, but they are both so innocent that they would probably just converse to pass the time… or Lee would knock down the door. Damn him and his super-strength…'
Her eyes brightened, she wouldn't be doing the usual idiotic match-making people asked of her… no, she would be doing real match-making. They didn't know they liked each other yet, even subconsciously, which meant she would have to be a little more… hands off.
She smirked, oh… this just got better and better.
Now if only Sai would hurry up and show up... then she would explain the game plan.
Sasuke's left eye twitched.
This… was harder than he thought.
'Lock them in a closet…? No… that's stupid… forget the entire thing and just kill him? Tempting… but no.' He sighed.
He just wasn't made for match-making.
But he would rather die than ask for help.
'Perhaps… if I made one of them jealous…?' jealousy was a powerful tool… and there were chances of back-firing.
'I need to plan more…'
Gaara sighed.
He would need to contact the Haruno about his… problem.
He cursed the Hatake mentally…
…for not noticing his feelings.
((Ending Notes: That will be all… for now XD lol.
READ UNTOLD!!
-Muse-chan.))