Disclaimer: Once again, don't own Zelda, probrably never will, oh, and don't own SuperMario64 either. Happy?

Warning: This chapter is not suitable for Hylians, Zoras, Gerudo, Gorons, or Kokiri. If YOU have a fear of ReDeads, do not read. I'll just tell you what it involves. Green puddles, hissing steam, and um, ReDeads. Yeah, a good summary, eh?

Note: Thanks Krystal Fox, (got you hooked, don't I) heheheheh.....MUAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH....yes, I'm crazy and mad...now on with the story! (starts humming Jingle Bells)

Link got up and brushed off the dirt from his knees. Where was he?

"Link, we're in the tomb!" Navi whispered, frightened, as if she had read his mind.

"That boy! He pushed me off!"

Navi nodded, and sighed.

Link slid down the slimy walls. "How do we get out?"

A cold, harsh voice floated into the chamber. "You cannot leave until you let the dead rest..."

The voice repeated itself. "Let the dead rest in peace....in peace...."

Link shivered.

Navi took a good look at their surroundings. Not exactly flowers and candy. There was a liquid dropping from the ceiling, forming a small little puddle, and a door straight ahead. There were....human bones.......scattered everywhere.

Link picked up a skull and shuddered. He let it drop to the floor and wiped his hands on his tunic.

"Let's go, Link." Navi resolved finally, breaking the silence.

Link cowered. "But it's so scary! I don't wanna. I bet there's....ghosts!!!!"

Navi wanted to say that, "No, there are ReDeads, and those are ten times worse," but that wouldn't help their situation.

"It's okay, Link, the sooner, the better, and we'll get out of here quickly." Navi reassured him soothingly. But she felt guilty, so terribly guilty. This might as well be the end of their lives.

Link, with new hope, got up, shivered, but walked unsteadily towards the door. All of a sudden, the dripping stopped, and Link stopped as well.

"Navi," he squeaked, "I'm glad you're here."

Navi was touched. "Thank-"

"Your source of light helps me see," Link continued squeakily, and then went through the door.

Navi rolled her eyes and followed close behind. For once, she wanted to be in the warmth of Link's hat, despite how bad it smelled inside.

When she saw what was inside, she didn't even care if there was poop in Link's hat.

There were dozens of ReDeads crowding the room. Just to add to the decor, there were pools of nasty green liquid, which looked like it could burn you.

Link's jaw slowly went down in surprise.

Suddenly, one of the ReDeads started staggering towards Link. Link screamed and then ran straight into green pools.

"Mama mia!" Link cried out. (Note: You know how when Mario gets burned by lava, he starts running super fast and with no control with steam hissing out of his...bottom? Yeah, that's gonna work to Link's advantage right now.)

Link started running like crazy, knocking down ReDeads like bowling pins. If he missed one at the back, the steam was enough to knock them off. If he ran out of fuel, no problem, just step right into another gre-

"MAMA MIA!" Link shouted, knocking a couple more ReDeads. There! The exit! He ran into it joyfully and then rammed into a wall.

"Oof!" Link slid down the wall, feeling dizzy.

"C'mon Link, quick! I want to get out of here."

Link got up as Navi was reading the inscription. It was pretty darn boring, and it was a fifty percent chance Link would've fallen asleep if hadn't been for their situation.

"Look! It's the legendary melody, the Sun's Song! Hit it!"

Link put his ocarina to his mouth and played...

The ReDeads suddenly felt a bursting in their chest. Could it be that...they could finally rest?

As one ReDead floated away in mist, he stared at the boy who was playing the song.

Ahhhh....he thought, our rescuer is a shrimpy little boy with fire on his butt. I will be forever indebted by him.

Link, finished the song and sighed in relief.

Navi, who was humming the song, sighed in relief.

Mario, who was singing the song, sigh-

"Hey, where'd you come from???" Navi cried out.

"Yeah, I never saw a short dude in overalls with yellow buttons!" Link added.

Mario stared at Navi and Link. Mama mia, they saw me! Better call Pipy!

A warp pipe popped out of the ground and he hopped inside, disappearing along with it.

"That was weird," Link and Navi said in unison.

There was a shining blue portal, probrably leading out.

"Phew, close call." Link said, hopping on it. Navi followed shortly after.