Sorry I haven't been updating lately-I got Majora's Mask!(throws confetti) Stupid Great Bay, where's Zora Hall!?!?!??!? Muahahaha, expect some fanfiction for Majora's Mask after I'm done....say about...a few weeks, depending on walkthrough details and such....oh, and anybody with tips on how to get in Zora's Hall, TELL me.

Anyways, I'll stop talking and get on with the story.

Oh yeah, and thanks Krystal Fox for the eh...Biri tip? I'll move my lazy butt and try to fix it by today.

Disclaimer: ....(stabs with Biggoron sword) That's better.

Navi thought that in the future, she could tell her grandchildren, "Yes, I had a partner that was as dimwitted as a Dodongo, couldn't use his sword properly, bad-mannered, weird, oh, and he was a Child of Destiny."

If they could survive this.

It was a pretty uneventful journey across the bridge. Ruto was still bickering that either Link smelled like poop, or he was such a weakling. The Kokiri was turning a nice cherry red, and Navi could've sworn she saw steam come out of his ears.

Finally, Link couldn't hold it in anymore.

"Eeeeeeek!"

Ruto went flying through the air and skittered to a stop at the end of the bridge.

Link cooled down and let out a sigh of relief.

The brief moment of silence didn't last very long.

Ruto stomped up to Link angrily and started to pout.

"Don't you dare do that again! How rude! I could've gotten hurt!"

Link tried to get by her, but Ruto blocked the way.

"I demand that you apologize!" Ruto yelled.

Navi couldn't help but feel a tiny bit sorry for Link.

"Now, Ruto, let's get a move on and find your er...stone and we can leave quickly," Navi soothed in an unsure voice, not knowing whether the princess would simply get more angered or simper up and continue.

Ruto huffed impatiently. "Fine, little fairy. It's a good thing I took a liking to you."

She marched off, her nose in the air.

"Why don't we leave her here and nab the stone for ourselves?" Link suggested.

"I'm starting to consider that," Navi said in a stony tone, gazing at the marching Zora.

"Well, what are you waiting for?" Ruto screeched.

Link and Navi exchanged miserable glances.

Navi sighed. "C'mon."

They crossed the bridge to find the vortex room again.

Link stared, confused. "What? But..."

Navi slowly floated over to the other side.

"Hey, there's a door!" the fairy called out.

Ruto and Link caught up with her, dodging the numerous Biri and vortexes.

"Wait, Link." Navi said. "Draw your sword."

"Sure, why?"

"I don't know. I just get this feeling."

"Uh...right."

Inside the room, Navi was correct.

A Biri lunged at Link, and unfortunately, the Kokiri's instincts weren't quick enough.

Link fell to the ground, stunned.

Navi's eyes widened as the Biri continued to try and fry Link.

"Eau de Ruto!" Navi yelled to the Zora princess. "Use it!"

"Why?" Ruto asked, looking down in disgust at Link.

Navi was at a loss of words.

"Why!?!?!?!?!?" Navi exclaimed. "Just take a look at him! Spray it!"

Ruto looked disgruntled. "Nobody can order me around-I'm the princess."

Navi had to convince Ruto to do it, and quick. Quickly, she put on a sweet, honey-like voice, but she grimaced in disgust at what she was doing.

"Er...sir...I mean, whoops, my fair lady-I mean, my fair Zora....can I have the honour to nab the stone..I mean, ack, I mean, can I have the honour to ask you to spray...er...your "lovely" perfume?"

Ruto looked surprised. "Um, ok."

The Biri squeaked in agony and fell, twitching on the ground.

Link got up and groaned, examining his numerous blue bruises.

"I know I beat a world record..." Link muttered.

"C'mon, let's go across that path," Navi called as she entered the door by herself.

Link and Ruto came up shortly, still bickering.

"You didn't save me!!!" Link yelled.

"Oh yes I did!" Ruto huffed.

"Uh...guys?" Navi squeaked.

"Later, Navi!" Link ordered, not looking at her. "What, are you expecting me to bow down and thank you for your "kindness"?"

Ruto's eyes gleamed with anger. "Yes, I do!"

Link clenched his fists. "Well, I wo-"

"Guys!" Navi screamed. "There is a two-foot monster in front of us!"

An awkward silence filled the room.

Ruto, along with Link and Navi, screamed.