Now, a new chapter! I'm amazed I was able to push myself out of bed and onto the computer.
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N-eways...I still have the same faithful reviewers! Wooh! I was afraid I chased 'em away when I didn't update. (shiver) Oh, and a small mistake-it was supposed to be ten foot, all right?
Disclaimer: I will continue to use various methods of my unowned Zelda weapons to torture this. (places bomb and runs away)
Ah, thanks SilentVamp, I'll be sure to ask you in the future!
P.S. I got into Zora Hall!
Inside Lord Jabu-Jabu
Link was prancing around in circles, and Ruto was screaming her head off, giving Navi a headache.
But of course, they hadn't really seen it-it was simply their imagination.
For Link, when Navi said, "ten foot monster", what came into mind was a ten foot scaly bird that breathed fire with sharp, silver claws that was screeching loudly-which was Ruto.
For Ruto, when Navi said, "ten foot monster", what came into her mind was a slightly different image-only a ten foot person threatening he was going to take her teddy. But of course, she was screaming like mad, as if to muffle the imaginary threats.
"Don't burn me!" Link whimpered.
"Don't take my teddy!" Ruto screamed shrilly.
That snapped both of them awake.
Link was staring at Ruto with amazement. Then he burst into a fit of giggles.
Ruto blushed and glared at him. "What?"
Navi was laughing her head off.
"You two are simply TOO guillible!" Navi gulped, trying to catch her breath. "Just look!"
Link cowered and peeked through the small holes in his hands.
Ruto simply stared.
"Nothing," she uttered.
"Nothing," Link echoed.
Navi giggled. She knew that the two would gang up on her to try and catch her. It was simply a trick. The fairy was ready to burst with all their fighting.
Link looked ready to explode as he got up.
Ruto's light blue fins curled dangerously.
Here it is, Navi thought. At least they'll stop fighting for a while.
"You stupid brat!" Ruto screamed.
At first, Navi thought she was talking to her, but it turned out she was talking to Link!
"What???" Link said, astonished. "I didn't do anything!"
"You and your fairy planned this, didn't you! To frighten a harmless, poor, little girl!"
Navi gulped. This wasn't how it was supposed to go.
"No, Ruto! I did it all!"
Ruto glared at Navi. "He planned it, and you carried it out!"
She turned to Link-or rather thin air.
Link was running for his...unbruised cheek.
"You come back here!" Ruto yelled, starting to chase him.
Link squeaked and added a few spurts of speed to his run.
Navi sighed. Well, at least they would make it quick through this dungeon.
Ruto, however, was much faster and caught up to Link easily.
Link sighed. "I wish it didn't have to come to this."
Ruto started to choke because of the eh...gas....
Link grinned and continued to run.
The minute Ruto gained her strength, she raced up to him, but was almost immediately thrown back with fumes.
Navi smiled. In a way, it was sort of beneficial.
Short Author's Note (SAN) :Sorry this is such a short chappie, I needed something short to link to the next chapter.