Once exiting the living room and leaving the laughing beastboy and cyborg in the leaving room, Raven and starfire continued their conversation from where they left off while venturing into Raven's room for more privacy.
"So, you think he may have…. E…e…. erectile... ummmmm"
"Erectile dysfunction?"
"Yes that word."
"I doubt it Star." Raven sat down on her bed, "He seems healthy too me."
"Maybe I don't have, as what you call a vagina, like you have Raven,"
"Umm star" Raven coughed, "You're a girl right?"
"Yes."
"Then you have a ……vagina."
"But when I asked Robin could he check for me, he ran away."
"Boys do that Star."
"Why?" The young woman asked while lowering her head, "Am I not "Hot" enough? Because if that is the case, I shall go try and make myself hotter by sitting near the sun."
Raven chuckled "No star, your fine. Robin just probably is a virgin."
"ROBIN A VIRGIN!" Beast boy exclaimed as he and cyborg fell through Raven's sliding doors, entering her room, "Umm" he laughed nervously, "We…tripped?"
"OUT!" she hissed, making them both cringe in fear.
"Sorry Rae" cyborg gulped, "But we want to help starfire."
"Yea" beastboy added, "We want to help our friend just as much as you do."
"Just a minute ago, you all were laughing at Robin's name."
"Dick?" Cyborg chuckled, "No we weren't, we laughing at…"Robin"."
Beastboy laughed. "Yea. Now anyway, I don't think he is a virgin because I seen his package and he certainly knows how to deliver."
"YOSEEN HIS PACKAGE?" the three yelled in unison.
"Well yea…see…. I was a fly and he was in his room and undressed and …HEY I AM SO NOT HOMO!"
"Dude, that's homo!"
"Cy, it was an accident. I didn't mean to see his "Robin" it was just all out there I couldn't help but look."
"Wow beastboy" raven sighed, "I knew you were nasty but you take it to a all new low."
"But you said he knew how to deliver! I can understand to some extent you ACCIDENTALLY seeing his "Robin" but for you to say he delivers? Nasty!"
"Cy, I am not gay!"
"What he do" raven smirked, "Deliver it to your back door?"
Starfire giggled. "What does homo and package mean?"
"Homo star" raven started, "is when someone likes their same gender. Like beastboy."
"HEY!!!!!"
Raven sighed and continued. "And what beatboy meant by package was his..Private parts and how he uses them."
"Of course BB should know.' Cyborg grinned, "He had a special delivery come to his back door."
"I AM NOT GAY!!!"
"So why do you have pictures of batman in your room with hearts on them?"
"I admire his costume. I mean the man wears a friggin black and gray costume, complete with spandex tights and a leotard with some underwear over it. It looks nice, but I wonder how he pees."
"See!!!!!" Cyborg shouted while laughing, "Homo!!"
"I AM NOT!!!!"
"So why do you care how he pees?"
"THE GUY WEARS HIS UNDERWEAR OVER HIS SPANDEX! WHAT DOES HE DO, HAVE A SECRET DOOR TOTAKE HIS ROBIN OUT OR SOMETHING?"
"Dude, that's homo!"
"IT'S NOT!"
"Yes beastboy, it is." Raven added, agreeing with cyborg.
"So robin is a spandex wearing red breasted dick named Richard that hangs out with the black and gray leotard wearing spandex loving bat?"
"EXACTLY STAR!"
"NO!!!" raven shouted as she pimped slapped beatboy, "That is all wrong star."
"It's true!" he retorted back while rubbing his head, "Plus, everything he owns had the word bat before it."
"How?"
"Bat-car, bat-rang, bat-cycle, bat-jet, bet-pen, bat-paper, bat-gum, bat mase, bat-bombs. Do I need to continue?"
"Oh yea that reminds me of his butler!" cyborg laughed, "His name is ALFRED!!!"
Beasyboy laughed. "Sounds French!"
"Would you like a spot of tea master beastboy.?"
"Why yes I would like a spot of tea but only a smidge." Beastboy replied while mocking the British accent cyborg did.
Raven sighed. "We are supposed to be helping starfire!"
"We are!" they replied in unison, "Just making her laugh about hr hubby. He does wear spandex you know."
"We get it!" starfire and raven exclaimed.
"I bet dick….I mean "robin" learned how to deliver from batboy."
"Dude! HOMO!"
"JUST SAYIN!"
"Saying what?" a male voice called out from Raven's doorway.
A/N: Well I was bored and decided to update. Perverted humor rocks. If ya hate it, don't care. If ya love it, thank a million