Everyone turned around and looked at the doorway, seeing the groggy robin standing there with a mug of coffee in one hand and a doughnut in the other.

"What's going on?"

"Hey robin" beastboy said nervously, "Top of the morning to ya!"

Robin shot beastboy a "oh shut up" look at directed his attention back over to the rest of the titans. "What are you all doing in Raven's room?"

"We were……talking."

"About?"

"You, my Robin!" Starfire smiled as she flew over to the still half-sleep robin, "I was telling our friends about the problem we have."

"Problem?"

"About you not wanting to touch me. Beastboy and cyborg said you might be gay but I don't think so."

"GAY!?"

"Yes, they said since you wear spandex and tights that you might be gay."

"Oh really?" Robin said while narrowing his eyes down onto beastboy and cyborg.

"Yes, and beastboy said he saw your package and said you know how to deliver.'

"YOU WERE LOOKING AT MY DICK!?"

"Actually" Beastboy grinned and laughed nervously, "Your "Robin" is a better word."

"BEASTBOY THAT IS SO GAY!"

"HEY HEY HEY, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!"

"How the hell was it an accident?"

"I was a fly on your wall and I was like in your room but you came in with only a towel on and I kind of saw you take it off and your "robin" was just all out there."

"DUDE, HOMO!"

"Robin, I am not homo. I don't look at guys like that!"

"So if you had to choose between dying a horrible death or Sucking a "robin", which would you do."

"The robin of course."

"HOMO!!!!!" cyborg laughed, "THAT'S SO GAY."

"DUDE I AM NOT GAY!"

"Wait wait wait," raven chuckled and got into the conversation, "Who would you do, aqua-lad or speedy?"

"ummmmmm……speedy. Aqua-lad smells like fish."

"DUDE, SPEEDY? HE PROBALLY HAS AN INFECTION."

"Cyborg, I doubt he has one! He looks fine."

"But have you ever seen his package BB?"

"Well, there was that one time when I saw his buns but…..HEY!"

"HOMO!!!!" robin yelled.

"Dude, I am so not gay!"

Starfire sighed. "Can we please get back to me please?"

"Star is right" Raven agreed, "We'll get back to homo boy over there later."

"I am not homo!" beastboy grumbled.

"Starfire, this is a personal matter between us two. Why would you tell our friends!?"

"Because I was wondering if I was doing something wrong. I even invited you for a nightcap."

"Starfire, you gave me a hat."

She frowned. "Well, I asked you if we could foreplay."

"You actually meant with four people Star" Robin sighed, "For heaven's sake star, I don't want my business out to my friends."

"But I thought maybe you wouldn't like me. If you want I'll let you deliver your package to my front and back door."

"WHAT!" Robin shrieked, "Starfire, I don't want to deliver anything, because I m not ready to be a delivery man."

"What?" raven, cyborg, and beastboy asked confused.

"Hey, hey, like you all never made a lame pun!"

"Robin, am I unattractive or are you just not attracted to females and just males."

"Star I like girl's"

"Then why don't you go and act like it!" beastboy laughed.

"I would if I could!"

"We'll pretend we don't hear anything!"

"Yea!" beastboy grinned, "I'll tell anyone who asks that starfire is wrestling and is really enjoying it."

"SHUT UP YOU FAG!"

"I am not a fag!"

"DUDE, you saw dick's "robin" and speedy's buns. GAY!'

"Cy, it was an accident!"

"You said you would give oral to speedy."

"WELL IF I WAS GOING TO DIE, DUH I WOULD!"

"BB, just shut up and take your "robin" out your mouth."

"Oh shut up!" Beastboy groaned.

"Look starfire" robin said getting back on topic, "Can we talk somewhere more private please. I don't want our friends hearing us and I feel uncomfortable with beastboy in here."

"Hey!!!!!!"

"Sure robin, we can talk somewhere more private."

A/N: WELL, I'M bored and I made this out of boredom. PERVERTED HUMOR IS FUNNY! ANYWAY, HATE IT, DON'T CARE. LOVE IT, THANKS A MILLION.