"Starfire, please sit down." Robin instructed as he sat down on his bed and patted a spot on his bed, "We need to talk."

"Starfire sat down next to Robin and lowered her head. "Robin are you mad?"

"No star," he sighed, "But I am a bit upset that you told our business to our friends."

"But I was confused about if you really wanted me enough."

"Star, just because I won't touch you sexually doesn't mean I don't want you, let alone love you."

"But I really want you to touch me." She grabbed Robin's hands and put them on her breast, "Do you like how they feel?"

"UHHHHHHHH", Robin blushed, "……..they feel……..firm?"

"What else?" She asked while making Robin's hands squeeze her globes and pinch her nipples.

"UHHHHHHH……..very nice Star." He gulped and pulled back.

She smiled and blushed. "Since you touched my gufga's can I touch your ummmm.. what did beastboy say…ummm…your "robin"?"

"Umm starfire, I don't think that's a good idea. I don't feel comfortable doing that."

"Do you not have one?"

"I have one but" robin gulped, "I just don't want to get too intimate yet starfire."

"Am I not satisfying robin?" starfire moped.

"No, No,No star" robin countered, trying to make star feel better, "It's not that it's just I don't….." he sighed and stood up, "You sure you want to see it?"

"Yes!!"

Robin sighed and undid his pajama pants, letting them fall before his feet, allowing starfire to gaze in amazement at his Robin and his "eggs". While starfire and Robin were preoccupied in the bedroom, raven, cyborg, and beastboy were outside the room, listening to the door trying to make out what the couple was talking about.

"Can you hear them?"

"Not quite. A little here and there but nothing too clear" raven replied, pressing her ear closer to the door, trying to hear more.

"I say we use my high-tech listening devices and call it a damn day."

"I say no!" beastboy retorted, "I want to hear Dick from he door."

"Of course you'd want to hear dick."

"I am not gay!"

"WHATEVER!" Cyborg rolled his eyes and listened closely to the door, "You're a fag."

"DUDE, ATLEAST MY NAME ISN'T DICK!"

"Like Garfield is any better."

"Better than Dick. I bet his middle name is balls."

"His middle name is…what is his middle name?"

"WHO CARES!?" Raven shot back trying to listen, "Besides beastboy, even if his middle name is balls your middle name would have to be "ROBIN" sucker."

Cyborg laughed, "Beastboy coc..I mean "robin" sucker faggot"

Beastboy scowled at his friends. "My middle name isn't coc…."robin" sucker, it's Forrest john."

Raven and cyborg both stopped what the were doing and stared at beast boy with blank looks on their faces, making beastboy feel uncomfortable. Finally breaking the silence, cyborg busted into laughter with raven soon behind him.

"Forrest John?"

"You're kidding right?"

"No, my name is Garfield Forrest john Logan the third."

"You know what," cyborg paused and faced his green friend, "I would choose to be named dick any day over being called garfeild john Forrest Logan."

"THE THIRD!" Raven laughed, adding onto cyborg.

"Ha, Ha, very funny. But at least my middle name isn't hareybac"

Cyborg then stopped laughing and looked at his friend with evil eyes.

"What you say?"

"Oh nothing….VICTOR HAREYBAC STONE!"

"HAREYBAC?"

"Yup, that's his middle name raven. HAREYBAC!"

Raven laughed. "That's even better than beastboy's."

"Oh shut up BOB!"

"BOB?!" Beastboy shouted while laughing, "That's your middle name Raven?"

Raven blushed slightly and turned away. "I think we should get back to listening to the conversation."

"No thanks BOB." Cyborg laughed, "Hey, isn't that a guys name?!"

Raven grumbled. "Shut up Hareybac; not like your name is the best in the world."

"Sounds like a trucker's name."

"Yea! He would be a fat guy with a plaid shirt that had on jeans two sizes to small."

"With his belly hanging over his belt and have on a baseball cap saying "I'm bringing sexy back."

"Yea!" Beastboy and cyborg finished, laughing together

"Well a least my middle name isn't Forrest!" Raven shot back, quite angry.

"…GUMP." Cyborg chuckled, "My momma always SAID LIFE WAS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES."

"Don't you dare finish it!" Beastboy challenged.

"You never know what your gonna get!"

"UGH!!!!" Beastboy hollered in frustration, "The kids always did that when I was little. Even told me to…"

"RUN FORREST RUN!"

"SHUT UP RAVEN!!!"

Raven laughed. "Hey cy, I bet his first girlfriends name was Jenny."

"Actually" beastboy blushed, "Her name was jenny."

"OH MY GOD!!" Cyborg and Raven laughed, "So funny!"

"And then…me and….Jen..ny went to da park."

"And then…bout…ten years later…we's had a son."

"His name is..for..rest too!" Cyborg added while mocking the accent Forrest gump had.

"Then I bored some old lady to death by telling he my life story while I offered her chocolates every ten minutes!"

"And!" cyborg laughed, "Then I had me some bubble gum shrimp, coconut shrimp, fried shrimp, baked shrimp, barbeque shrimp, lemon shrimp, and all other types of shrimp!"

Beastboy glared at his two friends angrily as they both died of laughter and kept making more jokes about his name.

"Oh…just shut up. It's not funny."

"Yes it is!" Cyborg said as he calmed down and wiped twears from his eyes, "You're a fag dick loving "robin" looking bun smacking Garfield that likes to eat shrimp!"

"I A M NOT A FAG!"

"YEA YOU ARE!"

"Bet, you'd want speedy's buns to go with that "robin" huh Forrest?"

"SHUT UP BOB!"

"The builder!" Cyborg added on.

"Like hareybac is the best either. I say out of the two of you, I have to most normal middle name."

"Sure you do." Beastboy rolled his eyes, "Like a girl being named after a fat ass trucker that thinks he's bringing sexy back is normal."

"Better than being named after a crazy country boy that likes chocolates and wears coordinating socks."

"Well….at least Forrest isn't a plumber's name! Bob can be either a plumber or a trucker that has his ass crack all out when he bends over!"

"Well….at least it wasn't a crazy retard man that ran for no reason for many years!"

"Well!" beastboy paused, "At least when bend over, my name doesn't show on my underwear!"

"Well……."

"ENOUGH!" A male voice shouted as it's owner came in the middle of the hallway, "What are you three doing?"

"Robin.." beastboy nervously said, "We were just…..talking about….middle names."

"I heard."

"So did I" starfire added, "Please tell me friends, what is a middle name?"

"A second name you have starfire before your last name." Robin explained, "And more than likely it's the weirdest one."

"Like Raven's!" beastboy snickered, "Hers is bob."

"No, I think John Forrest is the worse!"

"SHUT UP CY!"

"YOU SHUT UP FAG!"

Robin laughed. "No the weirdest middle name I have ever heard was superman's and his is Mary Agnus."

Cyborg and beastboy busted into laughter while Raven just stared in disbelief.

"Seriously?"

"YES!" Robin said, chuckling himself, "Clark jerry curl in the middle of his forehead Kent's middle name is Mary agnus."

A/N: Thank you to all my reviewers and all the support. Only two more chapters till this story is over. I know it was quite random, but I was bored.

I edited because i got the right last names. thanks cheekydevil