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"Look, today has been a rough day so let's all go in the living room and chill out."
"Robin is right." Starfire squealed, "I'll get the ice so we can "chill""
Raven sighed. "He means just hanging out star."
"Oh."
"Rob is right you know. I am tired and my stomach is hurting from laughing so hard."
"Well let's go then!" beastby houted while giving the peace sign, "Let's go play monopoly."
With the rest of the remaining members, they al exchanged glances at each other and filed out to the living room, leaving beast boy to retrieve the game from his room.
About an hour into the game, the team sparked an interesting conversation about pet peeves.
"So starfire, "Robin rolled the dice and moved his dog, "What is your pet peeve?"
"Huh?"
"He means what annoys you the most and why."
"Oh!" she blushed, "Thanks raven. Ummmm…..i think mine would have to be when people take forever to cross the dam street!"
"OMG YES!!" Cyborg groaned, "They take they sweet ass time and walk all slow like!" Makes me want to run them over and say..."Oops my bad, didn't see ya there buddie.""
The team laughed.
"Raven, your turn."
"Don't have one."
"Come on Rae!" beastboy pushed the question while rolling the dice, "Everyone has one."
"Well….i do hate it when people leave the cap off the tooth paste, leaving it to dry up and be all nasty."
"BEASTBOY!" The team said in unison.
"HEY HEY HEY, NO I DON'T!"
"Yes you do, BB. Sometimes I wonder what you do with the tooth paste."
"What do you think I do….NASTY!!!!!"
"Again, he whacks his robin."
"DO NOT!!!!"
Raven chuckled. "Let's move on. Not that again."
"Alright, Rae ask someone their pet peeve."
"Ummmmm……Robin, what's yours."
Robin paused and thought about it . "Mine would have to be when those car alarms go off. So annoying."
"WE LOVE THOSE!!!!!" Cyborg and Beast boy chimed in together, "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH….OHHHHHHHHHHHH…..EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH…….DOOOOODOOOOODOOOOODDOOO…WEYOWEYOWEYOWEYOWEYOWEY…"
"STOP!!!"
"Sorry."
Robin sighed and continued on the game and his started a new question.
"Beastboy, what is your pet peeve?"
Beast boy sighed and laid back in his chair. "Oh my gosh it's weird but I hate it when people talk to damn loud and too damn low."
"HUH?" They all said in unison.
"I had a job one time at burger king and I thought it would be cool since my bro was the manager. SIKE! HE WAS A TOTAL DICK! He actually thought he was the burger king. So like he had me on drive thru duty every night and I would have my headset on and be like "Hi welcome to burger king, may I take your order?" and then they would scream WHOPPER!!!!!! WHOPPER NO ONION!!!!! PICKELS!!!! CHEESE!!!!!!"
"Oh my god!" cyborg busted out laughing, "I can't breath."
"I was like "okay…chubaka ….this isn't the space station its burger king so …DRIVE AROUND!!!"
"What else happened?" asked raven
"Now I didn't mind the loud talking people it was the low talking people that irked me. Like one time this lady drove up and I was like "Hi, welcome to burger king may I take your order?" And in the lowest voice I have ever heard she was like…
"Ummm the whopper….and bun seeds…and pickles on pickles…and the milkshake with pickles….and the ice and…ummm…cheese with the pickles and the cheese with the onion and pickles with pickles."
"OMG!" Robin laughed, "What then?"
"Then I was like ummm ma'am…are you trying to molest me via drive thru? Then she was like "CHICKEN TENDERS…..SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE ALL OVER MY BODY."
The whole table started to bust out in laughter harder then before and even feel out of there seats. Beast boy just chuckled to himself and took his turn in monopoly, moving his car along with it.
3 hours later.
Robin knocks over the game board.
"FUCK THIS GAME!!!!"
"Robin…."
"No star!! You're a cheating whore!!! We been here for three hours and no one has won!!! I mean I got taxes leaking out my ass!! Shit!! I mean damn you got all these fifties!! WHERE DID YOU GET THE PINK FIFTY'S YOU CHEATING WHORE!!"
"Robin..." cyborg yawned, "Calm down."
"No you calm down!!!! She is a cheating whore!!! YOU BETTER SHUT UP BEFORE I CUT YOUR HEAD OFF WITH MY LITTLE DOGGIE!"
"Robin" Raven chuckled, "You can't even curse right. You even say Fuck wrong."
"Yea" beastboy added, "He doesn't emphasize the F. he just says f...UCK!"
"Oh yea well …f...UCK you!"
"Fuck me...oh well umm Gaylord!"
A/N: I was hella bored so I used DANE COOK'S funny jokes for the teens titans. He is a funny as man! Next chapter will be added soon.