A/N: the time has come for me to end such a story, but don't worry I'll be back with my next TEEN TITAN'S STORY: Drunken games. Very retarded but I put this in this other teen titan's shrine and five hundred people reviewed it. I was shocked actually. But yea. Anyway, thanks to my reviewers, you all get cookies! And to my haters and flamers…you all made me cry. SIKE! I can give two shits what yall got to say. Anyway, enjoy and see you!
The sun shone brightly through the Titan's tower window as it bathed over the five sleeping titan's. After a long night of playing games and joking around, the five titans passed out around five in the morning and didn't even bother to retreat to their bedrooms to go to sleep. Instead, they kind of just dropped where they where. Literally.
The first to awake was the little alien girl. She slowly rose and yawned while stretching her arms and legs. Rubbing her eyes lazily, she scanned the room and realized she had slept in the living room with the rest of her friends.
"Oh my, we slept here last night? Must've been one crazy night."
"You can say that again." Robin added while getting up from his resting spot and standing next to starfire, "Good morning."
"Morning Robin." She smiled.
"You look beautiful with bed head."
"Robin." She giggled and blushed, "I think it's a mess."
Robin grinned and kissed starfire. "I don't."
"DUDE!!! KEEP THAT TO A MINIMUIM!"
"Sorry beastboy" Robin said while grinning at the blushing starfire.
"That is just nasty." Cyborg chimed in while yawning and moving towards the kitchen, "Besides, that almost ruined my appetite."
"Speaking of which." Raven asked, "What is for breakfast?"
"Waffles!"
"Tofu!"
"Tea and toast."
"Bacon and eggs."
"The sugary coated dried bread food that requires milk."
"How about we just go out for breakfast?" suggested Raven, "Since we all want different things."
"Sounds good" Robin agreed, "How about IHOP?"
"Nah, I like Denny's."
"How about the local coffee house?"
"Boring! Let's go to some waffle house."
"I agree with Robin. I want to go to the so called I of the Hop."
The remainder of the titan's sighed and looked at the couple.
"Guess we go there. We are out numbered."
"You know." Beast boy grinned, "I wonder if they'll ever get into any nothing fights."
"Nothing fights?" Raven, Cyborg, starfire and Robin said in unison.
"Yea. Nothing fights. Like when a couple fights over nothing at all. Like this one time I was shopping at the local super market and I was in the frozen pizza section right? So like i as deciding on weather or not I wanted a five cheese pizza or a one cheese pizza. I mean you never know what you might want because you know one minute I might want only one cheese, you know just a one on one cheese battle. But then again I would want a plethora of cheeses in my mouth. But anyway, I was just standing there, choosing my cheese adventure, and then I heard a couple yelling and you know I didn't hear much but a little babbling and a few "I don't care" or a few "Jesus woman, where is it?" "
"Oh wow." Cyborg laughed, "What happened next?"
"Well you know I got excited about the nothing fight and had to check it out so I kind of left my cart near the freezer aisle and went towards the fight. But god forbid someone comes in and sees your cart and its exactly what they want; so they come up and steal your shit. I mean seriously. They come up and take your shit and go "JACK POT BITCHES!". But yea. Anyway, so I am in the cookie aisle right and I am just staring at them while I am "shopping for cookies." And watching them yell at each other and like it's super funny because they are arguing about nothing reallyy. So i hear the man starting to go like "I ASKED IF WE HAD ANY JELLY IN THE HOUSE! HOW HARD IS IT TO SEE IF WE HAD JELLY!" Then she was like "I DON'T EVEN LIKE JELLY...I GET HIGH JUST THINKING ABOUT JELLY!""
"OMG!" Robin laughed, "What then?"
"So then i was all up into the nothing fight i started to a box of mento cookies. YES I PAID FOR THEM. I PAID. But anyway, i was just watching them and it was interesting. So at this point i have to take part in the nothing fight. I always do that because you know i want to help the poor guy. Becasue as you know you women are mind ninjas. YOU INVADE OUR MINDS! so i go over to the guy and whisper "Hey dude, yea i heard about your fight aboutt he jelly. Tell that twat to go get the jelly." The guy llaughs and says "Yea thanks bro. UMM GO GE THE JELLY...UMM WHAT WAS THAT WORD?" I replied "TWAT MAN, TWAT." Then he was like, "Yea thanks bro. umm go get the jelly...yea umm twat!"
"Wow beastboy you have some crazy stories."
"That's hardley ntohing Raven. The dumbest story is when i was working at burger king. like i told this lady. "Okay ma'am that'll be 3.75 so drive around." Now then it was this big ass pause and then she was like ."Where do i go?" I was like what the hell woman! You go on the one fucking road your on. So out of stupidity i told her "Okay maam you make a right at the speedway around the corner right, then you'll see a guy in a yellow poncho. Yea his name is hank. He'll take you to the whopper layer. That's where you go. And you have ten minutes to get there or we take your food."
"I would have loved to see you in action BB!"
"Yea" Raven chuckled, "That would have been funny."
"Apparently girls thought my job as cool."
"How when you worked at Burger King?"
"I didn't call it burger king. I called it the BK lounge. See i wanted it to sound cool so when a girl asked where i worked i would say "Yea baby i work at the BK lounge. Yea i am a bouncer." Then they would ask to get in and i would say "nOT WITHOUT COUPES BABE. nOT WITHOUT COUPES."
The titans soon started to bust out in laughter and where laughing so hard, they either couldn't breath or they were crying.
"BB" cyborg paused and wiped his eyes, "Do you have anymore stories?"
"Ummmm...I have one more actually. Like one time iw ent to a party right with my bro. And he took me to his friends house right, and when we got there some dude took our coats. So iw as like alright cool a coat checker. But my bro wanted to be retarded so he told me to meet him at midnight by the coat area. Now before i go on, i am telling you to never do this. It was just nasty now that i look back on it but then again funny as hell."
"What happened?" asked starfire.
"Well i me him at midnight and he led me into the coat rooom right, now he was like "let's shit on the coats." I was like what the hell. The before i could protest, he started to shit on the coats and left like right after. So i followed him out and we blended right back intot he crowd. So now it's like three in the morning and people are about to go get there coast and leave. So out of nowhere my brother comes out of the coat closet and goes "someone has shit on the coats! I mean it's a smell of shit on or around the coat area and it is leaving me to believe someone has shit on the coats!" Now to add on to the suspicion i was like "Hope it wasn't on my coat" then i blended back into the crowd. Like a phantom."
"ARE YOU SERIOUS?" Cyborg breathed while dying of laughter.
"Very serious."
"That is nasty but yet funny." Robin chuckled.
"Yea. And one more thing. I went to VICTORIA'S SECRET one day last week and i was browsing and then i saw some guy look at thongs right. And they were like pink frilly thongs. So i looked at him and saw he checked to see if anyone was around and then he put the thongs up to his waist and was checking himself out in them. I guess he heard me laugh at him, becaus i was dying or laughter, and suddenly put them down and walked away, trying to play it off. I laughed my ass off!"
"That's funny beast boy but i have one question."
"What is it Robin?"
"What the freak was you doing in Victoria Secret?"
"HEY, CAN'T A GUY GO SHOP FOR SOME STRAWBERRY LOTION? IT EXFOLIATES MY SKIN"
wELL I AM DONE! TADA!!! Thanks to all my fans and to DANE COOK. HIS JOKES WHERE USED. FUNNY GUY. Thanks for reading!