Lol...don't worry, KrystalFox, I'm sure a plastic knife is enough to convince me...I have my own methods of torture, actually!
(holds up fork)
Whoops.
(holds up axe)
Yeah...I think you get the idea....
(chops up disclaimer with axe)
Who knew these things could be so helpful???
Hyrule Field
Navi was hardly listening to Link as they made their way out of Zora's Domain and into Hyrule Field.
"How come that fairy didn't give me any rupees?" Link demanded.
"She ran out of them," Navi mumbled.
"Oh."
What will happen after...after Link gives Zelda the three spiritual stones? Navi wondered. Will...will we go back to the forest?
They started to approach the drawbridge, and-
CRRAAACCCKKK!
The beautiful sunshine and sky vanished almost instantly, replaced with dark clouds, and thunder.
A white horse came riding across the drawbridge, hooves hitting the ground furiously.
And on top of the saddle, was Impa and Zelda.
Zelda looked angry, and something was clenched tightly in her fist. When she caught a glimpse of Link, her mouth opened in surprise. It looked like she was doing some quick thinking.
Something blue went flying through the air and landed in the moat with a splash.
Zelda then held onto Impa tightly, her head buried in her back.
The Shiekah and the Hylian disappeared from view.
Link's eyes widened as he gazed at the black stallion rearing back. And atop the stallion was a man with black armor, flaming red hair, and green skin.
"That guy looks....familiar..."
Navi had a sudden flashback of what Darunia had said.
"Green, ugly, boy, he has no sense of fashion!"
The vile man was Ganondorf.
"You!!!" Ganondorf screeched, pointing at Link. "You are supposed to be long gone, dead!!!"
Link fainted.
"Stupid boy! I asked my minions and spies to get rid of them, but they obviously did not follow my orders!!"
Navi squeaked almost inaudibly, "who?"
A spasm of anger flitted across the man's face.
"Gohma, Balai, and Aliba! The monster, the Goron, and the Zora!"
Navi gaped.
"I poisoned that fool with a evil spider, to make sure he would die before he gave anybody the spiritual stone! I planted that Goron in the city to make sure that idiot of a Goron, Darunia, never gave the spirtual stone away until I managed to get there!!! And I put Aliba in Zora's Domain to make Jabu-Jabu sick! With him sick, he would do things he would never do in his right mind. Like swallow the one who bears the spiritual stone of water! Everything...all my hard work...they were all..." Ganondorf paused to grin evilly. "All different forms of me."
Navi's mouth dropped open.
"I was that child Joey in Kakariko...I did this all to obtain the golden Triforce!!! But you have spoiled my plans!!"
"When you killed Gohma, my spider form, I lost some of my power...it is time to return the favour!!!"
Ganondorf paused. "But then again. You are, a loser, a weakling, and a fool. I do believe I should have pity on you. It would be disgraceful not to."
He laughed.
"Goodbye. It wasn't a pleasure meeting you."
Still cackling, Ganondorf galloped away, grinning.
Link, who was rocking back and forth, whimpered, "is he gone?"
"He's gone," Navi squeaked.
"Great.."
Link got up and dived into the moat.
"What are you doing, Link?!??!?" Navi asked frantically.
Link resurfaced a while later, his eyes gleaming.
"Look at this ocarina! I bet I could sell it for a lot of rupees."
Navi looked at it in awe, remembering it in picturebooks...the Ocarina of Time!
"Link...what you have there is very valuable..don't sell it, all right?"
"Sure, why not?"
Link clambered out of the moat and then suddenly went flying back, his eyes closing.
"Link!??!?!" Navi cried out. "Don't tell me you're changing again..don't..."
What Link is Thinking
Mmmm....cheeseburgers...I sure could use a cheeseburger...
Hey, what's that??? That looks like an alter...hey, cool, I actually said "alter".
I just noticed...where's Navi? Shouldn't she be floating near me?
"Hello, Link."
Who said that?
"Link, it is I."
Who's I?
"Oh, you ignorant oaf, it's me, Zelda!!!"
Oh. That explains why the person who was standing next to the alter was fat.
"I will teach you a song. Keep it close to your heart and always remember it."
Okay, sure, no problem.
Wow, that was fast. The song of time, is it? Heh. I'm starting to get used to not having Navi floating near me. Sorta lonel-
Back out of the Moat
"Ooohhhh...." Link moaned, shaking his head. "What happened...?"
"Princess Zelda..she pulled you into a vision." Navi replied.
Link started to look for Saria's ocarina, but it was gone, like it didn't exist, and was replaced with the Ocarina of Time!
"Link, we have to go to the Temple of Time." Navi ordered.
"Why?"
"It's because you were mumbling all throughout the vision, "Temple...of Time....temple...of time..."
"Ok, sure. Let's go inside.
The fairy and Kokiri crossed the drawbridge uneasily, not knowing what would happen in the future.