Oh, I feel so sorry for myself. I have to decide whether to make Link serious or dumb.

(sobs) I don't want a mob of reviewers to come after me in my sleep.

(breaks disclaimer with slingshot)

Ok, enough self-pity. On with the story!

Temple of Time

"Mmm. This place smells fresh."

Navi hardly heard Link as she floated dreamily to the alter.

"Behind that door is the Triforce...wow...hey, what's that?"

Navi squinted and managed to make out white, curly letters.

"This message is made of pure white ink, the tears of fallen angels. Only if you have a good heart may you read this precious bit of info."

Navi beamed. "I have a good heart."

"Read these instructions, and keep them close to you, for the minute you look away, these wise words will disappear after you look away.

"If you hold the Three Spiritual Stones of the Forest, Fire, and Water, you hold only a little bit of the key.

1. Obtain all spiritual stones-talk to the tree in the forbidden forest, save the hungry Gorons in the city, and strangle the brat of a Zora to steal her stone."

"Oh, so we could've killed her? Neat."

"2. Don't try to wrestle Princess Zelda, also known as a very powerful princess. Ease the ocarina out of her grip when she's boasting about her skill, and run for your life. Really. Run.

3. Then, go to the Temple of Time and play the Song of Time in front of the alter after you've placed the three stones in the empty holes.

And there you go! You have opened the Door of Time!!! Feel free to take the Triforce if you want to use it for good.

If you would like anymore information, please contact 293-4857-WE ARE LYING IT IS UP TO YOU TO DECIDE WHETHER YOU WOULD LIKE TO BELIEVE US.

Thank you and have a nice day.

Navi finished reading and looked back at Link in excitement.

"Link, quick, put the stones in the three holes and play the song of time."

Link hurried up to the alter and squished the stones in.

"Hey, how come the ruby won't fit???"

"You put it in the wrong hole-put the sapphire there."

"Oh, right."

Navi was quivering in excitement as-

"WHY ARE YOU PLAYING SARIA'S SONG??" Navi screamed.

"I like it." Link squeaked.

"Play..." Navi grunted, trying to keep her voice down, "the Song of Time if you value your life."

The slow, haunting melody echoed through the massive chamber as Navi shivered.

Slowly, the doors began to creak open.

Navi zipped through the passage like a rocket and gazed in admiration at the sharp, proud blade.

The Master Sword.

"Link," she called out.

Link came running in after a while and even he, with no liking for swords and stuff, looked at the Master Sword with his jaw dropped down.

"That...that's a nice sword..." Navi uttered.

"Very nice sword..." Link agreed, his fingers curling over the hilt. Surprisingly, the hilt looked made for him, and his fingers grew comfortable easily.

Out of instinct, Link pulled out the sword.

Navi's eyes widened half in amazement and fright.

Whoosh.

The pair was rising...steadily rising up into the air...

Navi saw blue light surrounding everything. Link was still holding the sword tightly, like it was his newfound toy.

"Oh...nooo..."