I'd like to thank Chris-Halliwell for creaitng a story in my name. It's called, " The Legend of Zelda: Author's Revenge. Also, I'd like you to know that I enjoy it very much.
Dampe hasn't been mentioned yet. (grins)
Dampe: Stupid author...
Chibi Link? O.O
=P Laughter heals all...not like I need healing...but Link sure does after his encounter with the Cuccos...
Thank you, Cat of Darkness! =D (mutters) Well, at least there's someone nice in the world today...along with all my other reviewers...
"Are you okay, Link?"
Navi had been nagging him to go to the nurse's office and check out his Cucco scratches.
Link brushed his tunic again, grumbling, "I'm fine, I'm fine."
"Well, we've been delayed so many times, and since you've perfectly fine, Link, we should be heading towards the gravey-"
"EEEEEEE!!! MOMMMYYYY!!!!!"
A little girl with blonde pigtails nearly flew down the stairs, crying, ran into the one of the houses, slammed the door, and her wailing could still be heard from outside.
Navi stared at the door she came out of, which was labeled, "Private-do not go in if you do not wear green clothes and have a fairy. I have something for you.
What Happened Before to the Little Girl
The girl snuck silently past the guards, slipped up the stairs, and wondered to herself, "How did I get into this? Oh, right, I'm on a dare."
She opened the door with trembling fingers and peeked inside.
It was a mess. Papers scattered all over the floor, a table stuck right plop in the left. On a chair beside the table was a man, looking half-crazed, shuffling papers madly.
He had heard her slip in.
"Come here." he said softly.
The girl crept forward, knowing she was in big trouble.
The man turned around to face her. When he saw her, his face contorted in anger.
"You aren't the boy! You are a girl!!! CAN'T YOU READ THE SIGN ON THE DOOR???"
His fingers curled into fists.
"GET OUT OF HERE!"
The girl squealed and ran out of the place, screaming for her mother.
Back to Link and Navi
All of a sudden, the door opened, and a foul-tempered man stepped out. He howled angrily.
"Is he delirious?" Navi whispered urgently.
"I don't know." Link whispered back.
The man hurried down the stairs when he spotted Link.
"Green clothes...a fairy....you are the boy I met several years ago! You will pay!!!!!!"
He brought a huge block of stone down on Link, which came from his pocket.
Link squeaked and scurried out just as the stone slammed on the ground, creating an indent.
"Row, row, down the Kakariko stream, gently, swiftly, you're only a rock away from death!" the man sang, looking crazy as he struggled to slam the stone on Link's head.
"Navi!!! I think this guy is crazy!!" Link panted as he backed away.
"If a guy started trying to kill you, he's most probrably a psycho!" Navi screamed. "Dodge! He's swinging from the side!"
Link ducked as the rock went soaring sideways over his head.
"Stop!" Link cried.
Link backed into the stone cold wall, which didn't feel the least bit comforting.
"You are trapped," the man said, grinning wickedly, "trapped!"
"HALT!"
A guard came running up and glared at the man, who's hands were raised above Link's head, holding the stone.
"Drop that stone at once-at the side!" he ordered.
The man hissed. "No!"
He brought up his hands again, holding the enormous rock.
"Oh no you don't!"
The guard clung to his arms and pulled him back. Losing his balance, the man tripped and fell over on his back.
"Sebat, stop trying to murder anybody wearing green clothes..." he peered at Link and Navi. "St. Patrick's Day was a horror. People running around in leprechaun costumes and Sebat trying to figure out who to kill first. Sebat's the man who was trying to kill you."
"Why green-clothed people?" Link squeaked. "That's racist!"
"Ah, yes. You see, several years ago, some weird kid with blonde hair, a blue fairy, and green clothes stepped into this village and well...Sebat was the one who ran the windmill back then. Odd fellow, he was. But certainly not as strange right now. The kid messed up the windmill with a song, he claimed. Hasn't been the same since, trying to hunt down the kid and being paranoid. Stays in his windmill all day, and only comes out in the day and evening for food and water. I have no idea where he gets his rupees."
"Why don't you kick him out if he's so much trouble???"
The guard sighed. "I'd like to, but it's dark times. He won't survive by himself, not even in his right mind. It would be just plain evil to throw him out."
Navi understood. "What was the song?"
"It was an eerie song that chilled your bones." Sebat said in a hollow voice, from the ground.
The three were surprised to hear him speak.
He continued like they weren't even there.
"The song that wrecked the windmill, the song of tears and rain."
Sebat's eyes looked empty, like he was living a memory. He seemed completely unaware of his surroundings.
"What's happening to him??" Navi whispered to the guard.
"This is odd....Sebat's never been like this."
Suddenly, he started to whistle.
"The song..." he said, his eyes glazed. "The Song of Storms...learn it well, Link, and do not forget it...I bring you light from the sages power...and take the medallion....for it is I, Link, I, Rauru...."
Sebat's eyes closed.
"By the three goddesses, what happened, Link??? Rauru...Rauru used his body for a while to give us a message! And...look! A yellow medallion is on the floor!"
Link scooped it up and put it to his left ear.
"Hm....this is a rupee collector's lucky day...this is worth more than fifty thousand rupees, Navi! We gotta find a store to sell it in, quick!"
The fact still remained that the guard was listening.
"Who's Rauru? And what just happened here?"
"Nothing," Link assured him. "I just got this neat medallion from a crazy guy."
"Link, don't sell it, and I think we should get going to the graveyard now!"
"WAIT!" the guard boomed. "Secrecy is not appreciated here. Let me see your passport."
Link looked relieved. "Here it is," he said, taking it out of his pouch.
The guard stroked his chin, and then laughed.
"Hero of Tomatoes? Crazy dang kids this days. You're seven??? Wow. Ok, get going."
He handed Link the passport and watched as the pair started hurrying to the graveyard.
"Crazy dang kids."