To whom this may concern –
Please do not take this fanfiction seriously. Obviously, the story did not happen. We said that it was as a gimmick, propaganda, if you will. All the rest was purely fun. Both characters were written and based off actual people, and if you think that one of them is a self-promoting trollop, so be it. That's your opinion, and I can't help that. But please, refrain from saying so in your reviews. That person happens to be one of my best friends.
The story has been abandoned. You don't have to worry about it 'butchering' your childhood reading material any longer. But to be honest, Miss Tibby I have to agree with the last part of your review. Narnia is better than this, and we never intended to pollute Lewis's world. Both that 'undereducated teenager' and I love his stories, and as I said, it was just fun between friends. I'm sorry that you felt so compelled as to waste your time reading and reviewing something that you disliked from the beginning. You may also want to consider signing such reviews in the future, so that people who dislike not getting the last word in don't have to make an entire chapter addressing your issues.
Thank you,
Kristin