im soooo sorry for such a super duper late update but here is chapter 4!!!! forgive us but we've been havin some technical difficulties for this chapter to get posted! we will try to update sooner but well dont get high hopes. hehe XD. Enjoy!

Hitsugaya: Wait so how come last chapter I had such a lame username.

the.perfect.misfit: What so you want a lamer one? I can think of PLENTY more.

xroyal.momonessx: It's true. Be glad it was only that.

Hinamori: Shirou- chan! Why can't you just be thankful. It wasn't that bad was it?...

Hitsugaya: IT'S HUMILIATNG!!!! AT LEAST YOU DON'T THAT HAVE A DAMNED USERNAME!

the.perfect.misfit: Now, now. No need to scream or swear.

Hinamori: Shirou-chan! How many times have I told you to not swear or yell at the authors!

Hitsugaya: ...

Hinamori: HMMPH! Fine don't answer! I'm gonna go now.

Hinamori walks out.

Hitsugaya: NOOOOO! I can't live without youuuuuuu, Hinamori!!!

xroyal.momonessx and the.perfect.misfit: O.O

Hitsugaya:Umm...you didn't hear that.

the.perfect.misfit: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! (basically its rofl)

xroyal.momonessx: Well sumthing good may happen to you in this chapter with Hinamori...so don't worry! Read on!!

Disclaimer: We don't own Bleach. Simple and to the point.

Chapter 4: The Day of Doom

"HEY! LISTEN UP!"

Quickly everyone looked up to the already angered 2nd captain who could've sic her entire Secret Mobile Corps on you.

"Now, I've arranged some bus seat partners for you all so you can communicate with other members of Soul Society."

Groans.

"Matsumoto and Rukia."

"Nooooo!!!" Rukia was now slowly backing away from the "gifted" woman who was advancing on her with that 'smile.'

"Come on, Rukia-chan! Let's talk about shopping later!"

A sudden change of attitude.

"Only if we can talk about Chappy too."

And up they went into the bus.

"Next is Yoruichi and Orihime."

"Um, hi Yoruichi-san..."

Soi Fong twitched.

"Oi, let's go Orihime-chan."

"Try not to kill each other..Ichigo and Renji."

"WHAT????!!!! I HAVE TO SIT WITH THIS BAKA?"

The irritated captain sighed. She hated to choose things by lottery. Because, the two wouldn't stop arguing about who was the bigger idiot, she had to kick them up the bus, which was not a problem in her angered state.

"Whoever makes me do that next, will NOT be able to go on the trip due to major injuries."

The remaining shuddered.

"Hinamori and Hitsugaya."

The two went up quietly.

"Finally, somebody gets the point! Anyways, last is Byakuka and Ishida."

"Hello."

"Hmph."

After everyone was onboard the bus, Soi Fong made another announcement.

"Joining us will also be Ise Nanao and Urahara… our..bus driver.."

The tall, serious woman quickly took her seat next to Soi Fong, only making a nod of acknowledgement while the blonde man came to the "stage."

"HELLO TO ALL YOU HAPPY CAMPERS! Today I will be your Mr. Bus Driver. Now, now little peoples, no serious faces! I want you to all flash me those little pearls in your mouth- "

Nanao had taken off her glasses and gave the too happy, go-easy man her famous death glare.

He whimpered. "Andnowthebusridewillbegin!"

Soi Fong smiled to her partner in crime.

"Glad to have you join us, Nanao-chan."

"Glad to be here Fong-chan."

Wellllllllll how was it? Hoped you guys liked it! I liked adding that little conversation before the story. hehe. I'm not tryin to steal it. I just wanted to try it cuz I thot it would be funny to add. I mite add those in every chapter or so from now on. hehehe. Well if you guys want another chapter, you know wat to do...PLEASE REVIEW!!!