Okay, okay, I admit it, I've been really lazy and I haven't been updating. (whacks self with hammer) Bad writer! Bad writer! But y'know, school and all...
(Mr. Kyle) Plz, continue with these scripts! Funny...so funny...P Shrek is next? And yea, I did make a mistake with that...wow...I'm really oblivious...
(dannyphantomsgf / Yamisgf) Eewww, Bongo Bongo? That was the worst day of my life when I played him...(horrifying image of getting sucked into T.V. screen) Ohhhh....hm....well, I don't know about that...P
(KrystalFox) Ahhh, thank you very much, Kyrstal. The world needs more strategy guides...(Sigh) It's worse than global warming..arghh...wallmaster...guillotines..(groan) What IS that temple for, anyway??? OH, lol, I plan to finish this all right.
(Cat of Darkness) Yes, age is everything, lol. Yup, my chapters are gettng shorter....and shorter....and shorter..
Is there somethin' wrong with cuz I can't seem to use Italic. Weird. Anyways, I apologize for the short chapter this time, but I was eager to update.
Link dodged another ball of flame, tripped and fell flat on his face.
The Poe laughed wickedly. "I will destroy you for killing my dear sister!"
From the ground, Link rolled his eyes. "Well, it's obvious, isn't it?? I mean, like, you're attacking me and all, and you're ranting about some weird red guy-"
"STOP IT! SHE WAS A GIRL!!! CAN YOU NOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE FROM A BOY....AND A GIRL!?!?!?!?" the Poe yelled.
"No, he can't." Navi muttered, remembering Kaepora.
"Oh." the Poe stopped. "Ok then. I have pity on you. You must be blind or something."
Link scrambled to his feet and glared at the Poe.
"Now listen here, I can distinguish the difference between a boy and a girl!"
The Poe glared back. "Well then, tell me, is that fairy a girl or a boy, and am I a girl or a boy?"
Link snorted. "That's easy. Both of you are boys."
There was a stunned silence.
Then-
"OWWWWWWW!!!"
A Few Seconds and a Bruised Cheek Later...
Navi, when she had teamed up with the Poe to slap Link, had learned her name was Beth, and that her other two sisters names were Meg and Amy.
Link was rubbing his cheek, looking grumpy.
"Don't be such a sore loser..." he mumbled.
Navi liked the fact that he was five metres away from her when he said that.
"You deserved it," Navi and Beth said in unison.
"Well, anyways, I gotta get going. Here, I'll light the torch for you." Beth called from afar.
Suddenly, the cackling Poe disappeared, leaving the torch lit. There was also another treasure chest beside it.
Link kicked the treasure chest and collected the Small Key that bounced out.
"Ok, that's two torches down, and two more to go."
"Yeah," Link said gloomily as he waited for the door to open. "Yeah."
"What's the matter, Link...?"
"Nothing."
"I get the feeling you're not telling me something." Navi said suspiciously.
"It's nothing, really."
Navi rolled her eyes. "Let's go through, I sort of want to-"
"EEEK!"
Link let out a high-pitched girly scream and nearly fainted.
"Link!" Navi cried out in alarm. "What is it!??!?"
Link pointed to the tiny spider moving around in a web at the top right corner of the door.
"For Din's sake," Navi yelled in exasperation. "It's a SPIDER. KILL IT. YOU'VE SEEN BIGGER."
Link shook his head.
"What??? Why not??"
"The spider will come after me in my dreams," Link whimpered. "They'll come and haunt me for the rest of my life!"
Navi was in disbelief. "You will kill that spider right now, mister, or you are not getting...getting...that Teletubbies set you wanted for Christmas!"
Pwang.
The spider fell down, twitching.
Navi felt sorry for it, but there was no doubt Link wouldn't pass through without the spider dead.
"Okay, let's keep goin'," Link said cheerfully, pocketing the hookshot.
Boom. Boom. Boom.
Link stopped and slowly turned around and screamed.
A huge, tremendous spider was crawling towards them, looking angry at the sight of the tiny little spider dead on the floor.
Navi's jaw dropped open.
"Run." Link whispered, scrambling for the exit.
Navi dodged a long, hairy leg and zipped after Link, shouting, "Wait for me!!!"
The spider clumsily followed the pair, making odd chittery noises.
Link panted as he screeched to a stop, realizing where they were.
"Look, Navi, we're in the room with the four torches!"
Navi looked back and spotted the spider clicking madly.
"Not anymore!" Navi squeaked, flying off to another door.
Link scrambled after Navi, clambered up the ledge, and frantically sped towards the door.
The spider chittered angrily, trying to follow, but it couldn't climb up the ledge and watched in fury, stuck.
Link stuck his tongue out at the spider before hurrying through the door.
"Wow. This room is odd."
"Yeah, it is." Link said, turning his head upside down. "It's not so bad at this point of view, though."
They were in a twisted hallway.