Right now I'm battling with the fact that I keep forgetting the disclaimer and making shorter chapters.

(disclaimer cackles evilly and strokes bottle labeled, "Anti-Writer Spray")

(Chocolate Starfish) Yes...yes indeed. I just like the part where Link gets slapped. Hot...hot dog....flavoured...water...(smacks lips and looks at disclaimer)

(dannyphantomsgf / Yamisgf) Lol, it wasn't twisted! :D I see your point, actually. But....horror...hmm...nah...I'd prefer to keep it humor, cuz you know, like...it's not really horror and stuff until Link changes, and I'll let you in on a secret. I think that Link should only change at least once at each temple, but Navi should get a clear warning in his eyes....

(KrystalFox) Meep. I forgot the disclaimer again. I'm getting old...(sniffles as white hair falls down)

(Ryu-Gi) Ow. Electrical. Socket. OW.

(Chris-Haliwell) Yeah, I think I named all the um....kiddy shows...hey wait a minute! Blue's CLUES!!!!

(Mr. Kyle) (blush) P Righto. (ponders) Shadow...Temple..eww..wow, you thought that was the easiest? I thought the easiest was the Fire Temple...Water Temple was...a little...difficult...and Shadow Temple..just...(faints)

(Link transforms into Hulk and smashes disclaimer into wall.) Idea thanks to KrystalFox!

By the way, guys, thanks for the ideas. It's death for the disclaimer! HURRAY!

"Navi, um, why are you looking at my eyes?"

Navi was caught off guard. "Er...um...I thought I saw something....moving."

"That was my eyeball, Navi."

"I mean...I thought I saw...a tear..."

"Oh."

Close call, Navi thought uneasily. The fairy had really been spying on him, to see whether he was going to change.

"So, what do you reckon we should do?" Navi asked, hoping to take Link's mind off the subject.

"Well...a twisted hallway. What could we do in a twisted hallway?"

"Go to the end and open the door?" Link suggested sarcastically, answering his own question.

Wham.

Link raised his shield just in time as what seemed to be a flaming skull crashed into him.

"Navi!" Link yelled. "What is it??"

Navi, although how grim the circumstances were, couldn't help smiling. The perfect distraction.

"It's a Green Bubble! See, you've extinguished the flame, so use your sword and hit it!"

Link slammed the Master Sword down and watched as it met head on with the skull.

The skull seemed to vibrate for a few seconds, and then melted away into blue flames.

Navi applauded and flew by the door.

Link slid the Master Sword into the scabbard and followed Navi, opening the door with a flourish.

"Oh, that's simply superb. We're in a garden."

The garden, however, was rather..untended to, and let quite a few nasty weeds grow up.

Like giant Deku Babas.

Link dodged the Baba as it made a desperate attempt to bite off Link's head.

The Deku Baba snapped at Link again, but started to sway from side to side as it hit the tough metal of the Hylian shield.

Link stumbled a couple of paces back, the Hylian Shield causing him to retreat because of the hard impact.

The Kokiri suddenly sat down on one knee, took out his arrows and bow, and aimed.

This time, Navi flew up really high so that Link couldn't hit her.

Link pulled back the arrow...and let go, waiting breathlessly.

The arrow sped towards the Deku Baba's mouth.

Navi watched in anticipation, slowly floating back to Link.

The Deku Baba caught the arrow with it's jaws and spat it out, and Navi, who was in the way, felt in fear as the arrow whizzed right on top of her head, making her hairs prickle and stand up.

Whimpering, Navi flew away again.

Link quickly jumped back as the Deku Baba made a furious lunge.

"Okay then, arrows didn't work..." Link muttered. "So...Master Sword?"

Screech.

The Deku Baba twitched for a few seconds, and fell down with a thud.

Link grimaced as he wiped his Master Sword clean of blue blood.

Navi started to explore, looking at the balconies and avoiding the Skulltulas climbing the vines.

"LINK!"

Link jumped in suprise and started turning his head left and right in surprise, sweat dripping down from his forehead.

"I didn't do it, Mrs. Siddown! Really! I swear! It was someone else!" he whimpered.

"For Farore's sake, Link!" Navi sighed, exasperated as she floated down to the frightened Kokiri.

"Not the dunce hat, Mrs. Siddown! REALLY! PLEASE! I'M BEGGING YOU!"

Navi stared dully at her screaming partner.

After a while, Link's cries quieted and he looked at Navi, his face flushed.

Navi pointed to a door by the small stream of murky water, still too angry to speak.

"Door. You. Go. Now."

Link squeaked and frantically scrambled to the door, panting.

But the door was quite odd. There were chains bound tightly to it, and a silver lock right smack dab in the mdidle.

Link tried cutting through it with the Master Sword, but his efforts were futile, and the chains gleamed brightly as ever.

"It's an enchantment, I'm sure of it," Navi said thoughtfully.

Click.

Navi looked in amazement as the chains fell off into a useless pile in front of the door.

"An enchantment?" Link repeated, showing her the silver key they had found earlier.

"Yeah," Navi mumbled.

It was a tight squeeze, and another locked door was placed right behind the last one.

"Weird." Link said, frowning, trying to shove the same key in, but watched in disappointment as the key didn't fit.

"We need another key with a different..edge..." Navi guessed.

"Wait a minute!" Link cried out excitedly. "We found another key, remember?"

"Oh! Right!"

Link rummaged in his pockets for a while until he took out the small key, smiling triumphantly.

Anxiously the Kokiri jammed the key in, hoping desperately that it would fit.

But it didn't.

Sighing, Link placed the key back into his pocket, looking gloomy and dismal.

"Ok...better go explore again." Navi said, trying to cheer Link up.

There wasn't much to the garden. The grass was parched and dry, the stone walls had dozens of cracks, and the stream...well, let's just say that sticking your foot in that water was not exactly the smartest idea in the world.

Navi found a strange target on the wall right above the door.

"Looks like an archery target, Link." Navi murmured.

Link took out his arrows and bow, nocked an arrow, aimed at the white target, and missed.

Angry, Link rapidly started to pelt the target with arrows.

Well, he tried to pelt it with arrows.

Navi watched in silence, wanting to tell Link to stop wasting his precious ammunition, but the storm of arrows was simply so mesmerizing.

When his quiver was empty, Link examined the target.

The arrows were littered all around the target, but not a single one had hit it.

The corner of Link's mouth twitched.

"RARRGHHH!" Link let out a war cry and started slamming the target with everything he had.

But only his hookshot found it's target.

"EEK!"

Link was immediately pulled off the ground and stared at Navi, frightened, dangling in the air, holding on to his hookshot with both hands.

"I think you'd better let go, Link. " Navi said nervously.

Link closed his eyes, tugged at his hookshot one last time, and fell down in a heap.

Navi flinched.

"That hurt." Link moaned, not getting up.

"C'mon, Link. We still have a lot to do."

Link rolled over. "Don't remind me..."

Navi sighed. "Link, get up."

Link yawned and slowly got up, scratching his head.

"Hey, what's that?" Link asked, pointing to something in the grass. "Looks like a treasure chest."

Navi's ears perked up as she flew excitedly to the brown object lying on the grass.

"It's a shoe," Navi said in a disappointed voice.

Link looked very thoughtfully at Navi, and then at the shoe. In a flash, he grabbed the shoe and shook it violently up and down. Something small and silver fell out.

"The key!" Navi exclaimed.

"A shoe is always the best hiding spot," Link said proudly, blowing the tips of his fingers and he raced to the door and crammed the key in. The lock clicked and the door swung open.

"Ladies first," Navi said sarcastically.

"Go ahead," Link said, giving Navi a little push.

"No, ladies first," Navi repeated, giving Link a hard push and a shove. Link went sprialing in, nearly tripping over the grass. They were in a room with a painting and blocks.

"Who painted that?" Link asked, pointing to the picture with a yellow poe on it.

Navi shrugged. "Who knows? Look at those blocks..."

Link stroked the blocks like it was an affectionate dog. "Wow, these are soft."

Suddenly, all the blocks rose up in the air, flipped around and landed with a dull thud. Link, who was mildly confused stepped back and looked at the floating timer in the air.

"Cool...that's like the future, man." Link said in awe.

"And if we don't finish it in time I think we won't even get a chance to see the future!" Navi squeaked, frightened and pale, pointing to the locked and barred doors.

Link was silent.

"C'mon, Link! Finish the puzzle!"

"Navi, I have to tell you something." Link said, looking a little red.

"What???" Navi demanded.

"Um....I can't ride my bike."

Navi exploded again.

"FINISH THIS PUZZLE AND THEN WE'LL WORRY ABOUT THAT LATER!"

"Okay, okay, geez."