Chapter 10
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Dragonball Z/GT. Their respective owners are J.K. Rowling and Akira Toriyama do.
A/N: In this chapter I'm going to do a small tribute to Family Guy. Let's see if you can figure out what bit I'm going to do.
After finishing breakfast, Harry clutched his note, stood up, and left for his first class, double potions with the Slytherins. He arrived and took a seat in front of his cauldron. The teacher stormed in, in a dramatic fashion and pronounced his name. Then he began to give snide comments about random Gryffindors, including Harry. Eventually, the class begun and it was really just a review of the first chapter of Magical Drafts and Potions. The second potions class had Snape ordering the students to create a potion that dealt with the chapter they just read.
During the potion making, several Gryffindors, including Fred and George's little brother Ron, pissed off Snape enough to the point where Gryffindor lost thirty points. Harry noticed that Snape continued to eyeball him and it seemed as if he wanted Harry to screw up. Snape ordered each and every student to do twelve inches of parchment on Befuddlement Draught.
"What an ass! It's the first day and he gives us this much work," Harry spoke to himself as he walked out of the Dungeon Corridors.
Right next to the entrance hall corridor, Harry noticed that two Slytherins were tormenting Ekow and Ryan by throwing Ekow's and Ryan's wands around. Harry walked over to them and broke everything up.
"Hey, Miles, it's Harry Potter. It looks like he wants to get his wuss friends out of trouble," one of the Slytherin boys laughed at Harry.
"What is little Harry Potter gonna do?" the one named Miles mocked.
At that point Harry was very ticked off, "I suggest you give them their wands and you walk off, now!" Harry stated.
"Ha, ha, ha, you're so funny Potter. I think I just might cast a spell on you."
"Yeah, yeah, Graham, let's beat him up."
Miles just barely got those words out because he and Graham got punched by Harry in the jaw. They landed on the ground and began to moan about their jaws. In the meantime Harry picked up Ekow and Ryan's wands and handed them to them.
"Bloody hell Harry that was the coolest thing I've seen since getting here!" Ekow exclaimed.
"You must weight train a lot," Ryan added to Ekow's statement.
"Believe me when I say I have. Anyway, we need to get to Madam Hooch's flying class," Harry told Ekow and Ryan.
The three of them made their way to Madam Hooch and stood at attention as she commanded them to step in front of the school brooms. Neville Longbottom messed up when they had to summon their brooms and his hit his nose. Madam Hooch took him to the Hospital Wing and she addressed the class to stay put. Malfoy found something on the ground next to the broom that Neville used and began to toss it in the air.
"It looks like stupid left something here," Malfoy snorted as he continued to toss the spherical object.
"Give me the object Malfoy. That doesn't belong to you," Harry told Malfoy.
"Nor you," Malfoy jeered as he flew into the air on his broom.
Harry pursued Malfoy around the school grounds. Malfoy eventually got bored and threw the object into the air. Before the object could hit the roof, Harry leaped off his broom and caught it. Then he jumped off the roof and landed on his broom.
Professor McGonagall saw Harry's stunt and rushed down to the fields where everyone currently was. She took Harry with her and showed him Oliver Wood, the Gryffindor Quidditch Captain.
A few hours later, after Harry had been given the position of seeker on Gryffindor's Quidditch team, Fred, George, Lee, Ekow, Ryan, and Harry sat in the corner of the Common Room. Fred laid a piece of pie in the middle of everyone and George pulled out some Puking Pastils.
"Everyone, to determine who gets the last slice of pie, we are going to hold a puking contest," George announced while he handed out the Puking Pastils.
"Whoever goes longest without puking will get the slice of pie," Fred added on as they all chewed their Puking Pastils.
"Well, uh, nothing much yet," Harry said.
"I agree," Lee told Harry.
Before anyone else could talk Ekow barfed all over his robes, "Oh my gosh, my insides are on fire," Ekow stated in the midst of puking.
Fred and George threw up all over each other and started to roll on the ground in pain. Harry followed by blowing chunks on the window sill.
"AH, I can't hold it," Lee shouted as he threw up all over the rug.
"Yay, I win!" Ryan exclaimed, but shortly after that, he threw up too.
The six continued to puke until eventually they all stopped. Each of them were sprawled across the ground groaning. Hermione walked over and almost gagged at the sight, but she used a cleaning charm and walked off, pie slice in hand.
Ryan woke up shortly after the puking contest and saw that his pie was gone, "Hey, who took my pie!" Ryan shouted.