Yay,five reviews. I was afraid all my reviewers…died or something. Do you guys think that maybe I should redo the first few chapters? They're pretty bad in speeling/grammor/tenzes. XD

(Doodle-Pen) –cowers- Yes..it's Nessa, right:D Well…it was too traumatizing for Link to eat one plateful. Imagine more. 0.0 He didn't even go through therapy. Poor guy.

(Anonymous) Yes, I just did.

(Shadow Link 50) How do I do it? Chocolate. Chocolate. And more chocolate.

(Klo) I know.

(The Other Link) Guess who's back, inspired's back. Glad to hear from an old reviewer. XD

(throws disclaimer in scanner and bloody image copies come out)

Navi was slowly thinking as the pair progressed along the bridge. Volvagia, the fire-breathing dragon…well, it couldn't be any worse then a large one eyed spider, a spinning tentacle thingy, and a rolling ball of fire and scales, right?

"Oh yeah…Navi..who was the Sage of the Forest?" Link asked.

Navi rolled her eyes in exasperation. "Okay, but if I tell you, no more dumb questions like that one, all right?"

Link opened his mouth to protest, and there was strain etched in his face. He really, truly, wanted to know.

"Fine." Link grunted.

"It's…"

"Navi, tell me!" Link yelled.

"It was Saria." Navi laughed.

Navi could only imagine Link's dumbfounded face as he suddenly stopped and sat down in the middle of the bridge.

"Saria?" Link whispered. "So that means…she was…no…all those…she…I…"

Link suddenly started rocking back and forth and sucking his thumb.

The bridge started to sway, but Link was too deep in thought to notice his surroundings.

"Get up and move, Link!" Navi yelped in alarm as the bridge moved left and right in an almost upbeat rhythm.

"Mama." Link mumbled.

Navi groaned in despair. How was she supposed to get them out of this? If she left the hat, she would burn in a few minutes!

"Link! MOVE." Navi screamed as she bounced up and down on his matted blond hair. "The bridge will BREAK."

Link continued to rock back and forth, leaning against the weak and aged ropes. The bridge was swaying very dangerously now, and Navi closed her eyes. She had never felt more trapped, confined to where she couldn't do a thing.

"I was kidding, Link! It wasn't Saria!" Navi yelled.

Link got up, all of a sudden. "It wasn't?"

"No, it was…me!" Navi explained desperately. "Now move off the bridge!"

"Navi…forest…why…sage…she…fairy..wrong…" Link dropped back down onto his feet and continued to suck his thumb.

"Maybe I can beat myself to death before I burn," Navi mumbled incoherently as she started slapping herself with her wings.

The fretting fairy suddenly hear a loud snap on either side of the bridge. The strands were breaking!

"Gonna die, gonna die, gonna die," Navi said, her eyes bulging as she rocked back and forth with Link.

"Is confused, is confused, is confused," Link said, his eyes bulging as he rocked back and forth with Navi.

The bridge suddenly snapped in half, each part dropping to the side.

Link snapped out of it and noticed he wasn't rocking back and forth anymore.

"AHHHH!" he screamed.

"Use your hookshot!" Navi yelled through the whizzing air as she clung to Link's strands of hair trying to staying on. "Hit the rocks! ANYTHING!"

It was steadily growing hotter, and the lava seemed desperate to claim them. Link squealed, took out his hookshot, and fumbled with it nervously. In such a sweat, Link's fingers were slipping all over the place.

"PRESS THE RED BUTTON!" Navi screamed at the top of her lungs.

"BUT THEY ALWAYS SAY NEVER TO PRESS THE RED BUTTON IN THE MOVIES!" Link replied, yelling.

"JUST...DO IT!" Navi thundered.

Link closed her eyes and pressed the red button. The hook sprung out and latched deeply into the rock.

The pair suddenly stopped, bounced up in the air, and slowly fell down to a halt.

Navi chanced a look out of the hat and immediately closed the view. They were exactly one inch above the lava, and rocks were crumbling around the hookshot.

"My feet are burning," Link complained, wiggling his toes.

Navi thought in alarm.

"Too much pressure," the fairy mumbled as she suddenly fainted.

Link felt the gentle thump as Navi fell to his head.

"Navi?" Link squealed, his tone rising. "NAVI?"

A rather large rock fell out and bopped Link on his hand.

"Ow!" Link yelped in pain as he let go of the hookshot. The Hylian's feet touched the lava, burning and sizzling. Link screamed in horror and started clutching at the rocks like they were his life, scrambling up the rocks like he was born to do it. A shower of rocks constantly fell and burned in the lava. Link gulped.

Suddenly, the Hylian lost his grip...and fell to his death.

The End.

Nah, I'm kidding.

Link saw a ledge in the hard rock, just a little higher above.

"Don't fail me now, unknown sharp nails," Link prayed as he continued to climb like a wildcat.

One of the rocks suddenly came loose, and Link's hand fell limply to his side.

"Oh nooooo..." Link said in slow motion as his other hand fell down to his side. There was nothing holding him to the wall.

The Hylian slowly started to fall down to the burning, sizzling lava.

Click.

With a sudden burst of energy, fast moves, and intelligence, Link took his hookshot, untied a few springs, fastened it to his bow, pulled back, aimed for the ledge, and let it go with a quick prayer.

The hookshot went with increased speed and agility, the hook went flying into the air, and when it started it's descend, the hook was quickly caught on a large boulder on the ledge.

Link sprung up, pulled by the hookshot, and went sprawling on the ground.

An evil smile spread across the Hylian's face as he got up and brushed the ash and soot.

"Guess who's back."

Ooo. Cliffie.