I finally got an updating schedule. Once a week on Saturday, and if I don't,
you can send your angry mobs after me and I won't release the alligators...but I'll keep the moat. If
I fail to update on Saturday, I'll upload another two chapters on the following Saturday.
Anyways, reviewing comments!
Inu-Fan-5-o.o Close to you? Really? (shoves French teacher two metres away)
DITZY- Ooo hoo, read.
Destati Chiaro-YOUR DOG ATE MY MUFFINS? WAS IT BLUEBERRY?
totallystrange-Yeah, I think I should redo the first few chapters. (awkward silence) Later...on...in a century or so...
lil-dragon-blue-Hehe, thank you. XD
Knuckles Spyro Fox Link-You don't have Ocarina of Time yet? Don't read! This is too full of spoilers! (begs) Don't read! Well, I think it was. I forget. Uh...no, they have one open spot..no wait, it's been taken,
sorry. :( Check back after I...(cough) deal (cough) with one of them.
KrystalFox-Lol. I'm an idiot too! (runs and hits wall)
Navi: YOU IDIOT! I'M IN THE SEWERS NOW! WHO FLUSHED?
moophead2009-Oh..very well. I updated.
(feeds disclaimer to ninja fox dogs-idea by Knuckles Spyro Fox Link)
It was longer, but I was too lazy to type it all out. The disclaimer torturing part, anyways.
Navi was immediately woken up when Link's hat was seized and thrown off. Straight after, Navi was picked up by the wings and was dangling over the side, over the lava.
"Link!" Navi squealed. "How could yo-"
She saw Link's eyes, which were cloudy with madness and hate.
"Oh no…" Navi whispered. "Not again! I was just getting comfortable, too…"
Link snickered evilly.
"Run run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man." Link taunted.
"Uh…I never said that." Navi coughed.
Link flushed. "Whatever, you impudent, correcting, fairy! Die!"
The Hylian took a rock, pinned Navi on the ground, and grinned. "See you."
Navi closed her eyes and flinched, waiting for her gruesome death.
"LINK!" a voice cried out.
The Hylian paused, but held the rock steady.
Forgive me, Navi thought before she bit hard into his hand.
Link howled in pain, and Navi ran to the voice. It was Shiek.
"Shiek! Boy, I'm so glad to see you, Link was about to kill me because he has the Triforce of disguise and that means that he can automatically switch between good and bad and stupid and smart but you stopped him before he murdered me with a rock and…" Navi stopped blabbering away for a second.
Shiek cautiously wrapped his bandaged fingers over Navi and slipped her into his pocket.
"Seriously, you'd think I'd have a little "respect"," Navi muttered in a muffled voice. "What's going on?"
Shiek slowly unsheathed a small gleaming dagger.
Seeing the faint outline, Navi started to protest angrily.
"No! Don't kill him! The good Link is still in there! Nooo! Don't do it!"
Getting a little irritated, Shiek took a cookie from his other pocket and shoved it into Navi's pocket.
"Ooo, a cookie!" Navi went quiet for a bit and started to munch on the cookie.
"Who are you?" Link spat out bitterly, taking out the Master Sword.
"Link…it's me, Ze-Shiek." Shiek said calmly, blinking.
"Shiek? What business do you have here?" Link asked coldly.
"Well. I was going to teach you the Prelude of Light, seeing as you didn't visit the Temple of Time when you defeated Phantom Ganon, so. But now, I'm slowly trying to engage you into combat, but not so hard that you'll die or something, just enough that it'll shake you out of your stupor."
"I didn't ask for a full fledged explanation," Link snarled.
Shiek raised his dagger up. "Shall we?"
"My pleasure." Link growled.
Shiek easily dodged a slash from Link's blade and whacked Link on the back with the flat end of the blade.
"How dare you!" Link roared, leaping at Shiek. "I'll tear you to pieces!"
"Overstressed," Shiek sighed, easily sidestepping to avoid attacks. "See that purple vein in his forehead. Yep. Sure signs. Give him two or so aspirin pills or so, and he'll do good."
Navi nodded. "And an overdose would…"
"Kill him, or make him look like this." Shiek demonstrated by jumping on the Master Sword and pulling Link's cheeks.
"Oh…no wonder!" Navi exclaimed. "I only gave him once in his sleep every week."
"Every week?" Shiek scoffed as he backflipped. "No, you should give him it everyday, at midnight exactly."
"Now, that is surprising!" Navi said, her eyes widening.
"Indeed!" Shiek said, blocking with his dagger.
"I'm getting bored of this. What do you say…"
Shiek's eyes sparkled. "Oh, but of course."
The Hylian, in rage, threw the Master Sword aside and dived for Shiek. Shiek moved out of the way and watched the Hylian fall to the ground. Picking him up by the scruff of his tunic, Shiek took up his dagger and cut off Link's earring.
"I wasn't talking about that," Navi said, disappointed. "But whatever, that works fine too."
Link howled in pain, and his struggles ceased.
Shiek took Link's hat off and shredded it to pieces, then wrapped the bits of cloth around Navi.
"That should take care of your volcano problem." Shiek explained.
Navi looked like one ball of red yarn with two wings sticking out of it.
"I can't breathe." Navi said dully.
"Well, you'll have to figure out how to deal with it." Shiek said comfortably. "Anyways, teach Link the song, will you?"
The Shiekah hummed a light tune, taking out something that looked very much like Link's hookshot and pointed it up at the sky.
The hook sprung out and hit a bird.
"Oy, traffic." Shiek said sadly. A few feathers drifted down. "I'll take a detour."
Shiek played the Bolero of Fire.
"Uh…" Navi said, trying to disguise a snigger.
"Wrong place." Shiek grunted, playing the Minuet of Forest.
Navi watched the last green beads of Shiek's spirit disappearing before flying over to Link and gently shaking him.
"Link?"
"Navi…" Link groaned as he tossed over and stared at her from the ground.
"Yeah?"
"Remind me never to eat two large deluxe pepperoni pizzas in Hyrule when it's being ruled by a maniac again."